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[Mizfitkid]

Re: Twas te nite, OOPs wrong 1

Jack Daniels story. Not really good at this. hope you can hang.
Yeah its real. & no names were changed.
Me & the ex at her place, a little south of here.
Was a beach place with only the dunes grass & beach weeds, between house, her back patio & the drive on beach. You could see the water but not the people.
But...on the 1 side of her yard was a walkway to the beach, 10 - 15 ft. wide. Then a parking lot TO & a condo, Multy story aprtment place...
Yeah,
It was the weekend, mid summer, hottt. We started the day with coffee & Amaretto. Then graduated to J.D. ( & I prefer mine in a tall glass with ice, only.
Some how we got to talking about who would do who were.(??)
She states her EX always said he'd do me on main st. Of coarse I had to counter with a "I'd do you right here RIGHT NOW!!!"

Well thanx to my buddy jd(!!) I,we did.
I dont mind wearing a bikini around people dont know. Or on my boat.
I ,we just slid them to the side, & she was so into it...
We were in so full view. I'm suprised today that no family called police!!
I'm sure somebodies got a video.
I was under enough, that could only do it with my help , her orraly.(that was her idea in the end) Our backs to the condo though the whole time.

Was that you I saw on "Lovers caught in the act"?? hehe sounds like fun!! Well worth the wait my dear!!

 

[Mizfitkid]

Here's your daily...

Good Morning!!

Hope you all have a great day...

Weather is miserable here......yuck...where's my sun???

chowsers....

 

[missy2]

Good Morning!


Hiya Miz! This is the 3rd time I got in--I keep getting kicked out by this fine machine of mine!
Good story there,Roybot.Sounded fun!

Mr. Harley-----steamy weiners with the works-yummy!

OK...I saw this one yesterday.................

This priest is making his rounds at the cemetery and comes across a man bawling his eyes out and raising his arms yelling "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The priest approached him and asked who he was grieving so emotionally over.
The man said,"My wife's first husband"!!!!!

It's sunny here again--4th day in a row.Still cool though.Might hit 65 today.I'll take that!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

 

[missy2]

Wow(moves for tumbleweeds)

Hello in there!!(echo)

Pretty quiet in here today-guess I'll go take a nap.

 

[Mizfitkid]

Wow(moves for tumbleweeds)

Hello in there!!(echo)

Pretty quiet in here today-guess I'll go take a nap.

Yep, unfortunately its been like this for days now.....oh so lonely I could cry.........(stick to the hummin miz...no singing)

 

[Synnerman]

Yep, unfortunately its been like this for days now.....oh so lonely I could cry.........(stick to the hummin miz...no singing)

"Take a walk down lonely street". At least you are quoting a song I do remember. At the risk of infuriating a few ladies I never had a liking for British insects. Of course even they had a couple songs I liked but mostly not for me.

Here is a possible plan for the Ladies if all else fails.

 

[Mizfitkid]

"Take a walk down lonely street". At least you are quoting a song I do remember. At the risk of infuriating a few ladies I never had a liking for British insects. Of course even they had a couple songs I liked but mostly not for me.

Here is a possible plan for the Ladies if all else fails.

How'd you sneak on here without me seeing you?????? Not fair!! boo hoo

Love the pic, that is the actual freeway I take everyday to go home from work.....think I even know which on ramp hehe, better look closer and see if I know the face didn't look that far the first time... ohhh I'm bad......

come back!!

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[harleyhog]

few goodies for the ladies

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?

(they're intended for children, but men usually play
with them)

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they
vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)

9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...... it never happened)


chipindales,,,,or chipindips ???????

 

[Mizfitkid]

few goodies for the ladies



chipindales,,,,or chipindips ???????

Oh my gawd Harley you have completely cracked me up...thanks for ending my workday this way!!! hahahahaha

 

[alildevilish]

really

can I join

 

[Mizfitkid]

Almost outta here for the day... so have I good one all

missed you!(me)

 

[Mizfitkid]

Re: really

can I join

Please do...the more the merrier!!!

 

[missy2]

Hey--someone showed up!

Way to go Harley!I think I've seen those guys before--in a bowling league I was in.

Synner- take it easy on my moptops and I won't make fun of the pill popper from Memphis!Love the pic!

hi alildevilish.Hang around.New friends are always welcome here!

Hi Miz!Gather up the girls--I think I found one.............check this out...............................................

 

[harleyhog]

damn,,,,,,,,,I thought I destroyed all those pictures. I told the bitch not to be taking my picture while I was workin out. I didn't even know my ex had a computer. I'll have to go bitch slap her for puttin that on the net.

 

[Bob NN]

Hey--someone showed up!

Hi Miz!Gather up the girls--I think I found one.............check this out...............................................

Geez, I haven't been able to do that for several years!

 

[missy2]

Oh No!Is that really you Harley?Could be.Bender would be doing curls!

Bob--I bet you could still do that-just like old times!

Oh Pam!----I saw your naughty joke on the sick joke thread.I miss you around here.

 

[harleyhog]

where did all the synners go --- long time paassing --- where did all the synners go --- long long time ago

damn,,,,,,sounds like an old song

 

[roybot]

Re: Re: Twas te nite, OOPs wrong 1

Was that you I saw on "Lovers caught in the act"?? hehe sounds like fun!! Well worth the wait my dear!!

could be Miz,,,,&&&&

DAMN ITTT!!!!!!
I put too many smiles on my reply & it erased everything!!!!I cant redo it like it was originally. 1 of the things that bugs me about this place.
Synner, what kind of northern BUGs could possobly bother a floridian?
Miz, it could be. wish I had a copy.
Lips Hope your feelin better!! also,,, I've gotten a spam mail about a $40(american) for adobe photoshop 7.0 says brand new in box. but I wonder & worry about those too good to believe offers.
Good day & good nite to all
Gotta go, gettin late on work nite.
sorry no smilies or devils tonight.
dont want to get erased again.

 

[Synnerman]

Re: really

can I join

Come on in I wou....... I mean we would be glad to have you.

No minimum no cover, just enjoy yourself. Or someone else, or whatever floats your boat.

 

[Synnerman]

Hi Miz!Gather up the girls--I think I found one.............check this out...............................................

If that is what it takes to be a good man I am going to have to switch to Midol when I have a headache.

Another good one Harley, But that song has to go. Maybe we can get Bob to jazz it up a little. Lips, play your trumpet for us.

 

[peteruncle]

Re: RESPECTABLE

Well ,Ive turned over a new leaf , I,m reborn . I,m going to be respectable from now on.........Goodnight all. hee.....hee.

Hi Lips,

Sorry to see you turn over a new leaf!

I found you quite respectable all
along!

 

[lipscum]

Re: Re: Re: Twas te nite, OOPs wrong 1

could be Miz,,,,&&&&

DAMN ITTT!!!!!!
I put too many smiles on my reply & it erased everything!!!!I cant redo it like it was originally. 1 of the things that bugs me about this place.
Synner, what kind of northern BUGs could possobly bother a floridian?
Miz, it could be. wish I had a copy.
Lips Hope your feelin better!! also,,, I've gotten a spam mail about a $40(american) for adobe photoshop 7.0 says brand new in box. but I wonder & worry about those too good to believe offers.
Good day & good nite to all
Gotta go, gettin late on work nite.
sorry no smilies or devils tonight.
dont want to get erased again.

Hi ya. There a guy over here tht does Photo 7 for £30.00. P.C version ....... A friend just got . and it works .I,m on Photoshop 6. But i might get 7 in the next couple of weeks.Let me know how you get on.

 

[lipscum]

Re: Re: RESPECTABLE

Hi Lips,

Sorry to see you turn over a new leaf!

I found you quite respectable all
along!

I havent really..........

 

[Pamela]

Well what a weekend!!

It was a long weekend here, and my friend came into town. A weekend filled with drinking and debauchery! Can't go wrong there! Although, I think I still have a hangover!

Syn....I bawled my eyes out reading that story. That was beautiful.

Ok harley....its been 3 days....where are the dogs??

You know what missy? I can't even remember what joke I put up! I'll have to go refresh my memory.

Time to get ready for work....see you guys tonight!

 

[Mizfitkid]

Wed morn'

Have a wonderful day my friends......