Synner Hangout

[peteruncle]

 

[missy2]

Oh My!

Hi guys.Yeah-I was speechless.Lips has done some cool stuff for me.I appreciate her dearly.
I would put up something if I could Lips,but I still have this '91 Packard Bell piece of shit computer.I did send Horny Girl a picture she said she would try to put up for me.Hope that works.
I love the pictures,but everything including the jokes,music stuff,movie reviews,stories---it's all a part of who we are.For me,this is a great bunch of friends and an escape from all the bullshit encountered everyday.Like heading down to the local pub & relaxing with your friends.
Hang in there Lips,or I'll have to pull the rest of your teeth!
I hear guys like that sort of thing!(my grampa's always smiling!)


As long as I'm here-I love the old jokes too!

Blonde goes home with a new friend,and they're getting into it.
"put in a finger",she says
"oooh--now two"
"stick your whole hand in"(he's kinda worrying now)
"stick your other hand in,too"(he can't believe it,but does it)
"now-clap your hands"
Finally,he says "I can't"
She responds,"I know----pretty TIGHT,huh?"

Let's keep having fun,OK?

 

[harleyhog]

my wife is not as free spirited as some of the rest of you,,,,wildcat in the bedroom,,but does not like porn,,,and doesn't feel I should be looking at it. been getting her in here occassionally just to read some posts and jokes,, and maybe ease her into this. I think she's just worried about all those stories of people meeting and cheating and marriges breaking up.

don't have a scanner connected to this computer.but I did manage to get my other pc (with scanner) connected to the net. so shortly I will post a pic of me(fully clothed - read above)

I'm a short(5'8") fat(180) ugly,MALE(repeat)MALE truck driver.

and Lips,,,,,,,,,,if you do leave,,I will miss you. you have been a good friend,,,even though we have never met.

 

[Bob NN]

Re: Lip's ???????????

I may ramble here a bit Gang............Please bear, bare, beer with me !

Maybe BobN is really a priest...........................

Pax vobiscum, filio meo!

 

[harleyhog]

ok,,,,,,,,,,,,lets give this a try

 

[harleyhog]

found a pc camera given to me when I signed on with the service I'm using. never gave it much thought. it's just been sitting on a shelf unopened. had to make a few phone calls to figure out how to get it to work.

 

[harleyhog]

heres one more,,,,gotta go get ready for a wedding,,,bye

 

[missy2]

Hey Harley! Hi Mrs. Harley!!

Thanks for the pics Harley--ya didn't scare me a bit!
Is the wife there?

Hello Mrs. Harley!Missy here.No porn,no husband stealing--just friends and fun.You've got yourself a pretty humorous guy there!Make sure he shows you how to get in here and visit us.We'd love to get to know you! Sit down and write sometime,OK?
You might run across a naughty bit or two,but mostly just a bunch of fun folks.It's pretty cool!
Would you honor us by posting something sometime?

Thanks!
Missy2

 

[missy2]

Hey Bob............................

What the fuck does Pax vobiscum,filio meo mean?

Oh................I suppose I should have said hello first.

translate to English for us retards please

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Hi, Darlings! Hope I didn't sound to bitchy before. I wasn't trying to sound that way, I just speak my mind. Sometimes I am not extremely tactful. Sorry...Consider it a character flaw...Anyway, I am in a good mood now and I don't want to spoil it with any more of that...

On to bigger and better things...Like Harley's pics! Dude, you are my step-dad's doppleganger(double)! No lie! He is bigger, but you dress the same, he used to drive a truck too, same exact glasses, same beard. Kinda freaky, don't ya' think. I wish I had a pic of him to post. Even have a tattoo in the same place. Es muy peculiar, no? If you tell me you are from Oklahoma, I'm gonna shit!

Love ya'll lots!

 

[Pipebender]

Harley Pix

Exactly the way "I" thought you looked................

Thankx for sharin'..............

Sure you are a Male truck driver ?????? LOL

It was a joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pipebender]

Father BobN

Hey Father Bob,

Can I confessssssss ????????????

Behind closed doors ??????????

 

[Synnerman]

I just noticed on the way here tonight that we have been visited twenty thousand times. Twenty nine hundred eleven posts and all that in two months.

That's how boring we are.

 

[Synnerman]

Re: Oh My!

Finally,he says "I can't"
She responds,"I know----pretty TIGHT,huh?"

Let's keep having fun,OK? [/B]

So I called to my wife, "hey loosy".
She replied, "what can I do for you tiny".

 

[peteruncle]

Re: Oh My!

Hi guys.Yeah-I was speechless.Lips has done some cool stuff for me.I appreciate her dearly.
Hang in there Lips,or I'll have to pull the rest of your teeth!
I hear guys like that sort of thing!(my grampa's always smiling!)

Oh,..Missy,..You are baaad!

Adding injury to insult! LMAO!

 

[roybot]

Hey everyone,,,
1 of the things I was getting at last nite was,,,, that for all the posts & content ,, I think ours was the most?????? erotic"???
or had the most stuff. most of the spots I seen everybody did facials or less.,,( you can let me know where their doin it or whatever. you know what I mean)
&&&&& If anybody noticed the name of the place literotica,,,,,,,I would imagine it started as a literature, (writing only) place a long time ago.,,,,,,, &&&& then somehow they managed to get the pic parts to post.
My hats & dick UP to them

 

[roybot]

Re: Re: Oh My!

Oh,..Missy,..You are baaad!

Adding injury to insult! LMAO!

I hear blow jobs that way are interesting!!!
Wonder if my girlfriend would be into it???

 

[peteruncle]

Hey Bob............................

What the fuck does Pax vobiscum,filio meo mean?

Oh................I suppose I should have said hello first.

translate to English for us retards please

Hey Missy,

Drawing on what I remember from 3 years of Latin, some 43 yrs. ago, I think father Bob said:

"Peace be/go with you, my son"

 

[roybot]

Hey Missy,

Drawing on what I remember from 3 years of Latin, some 43 yrs. ago, I think father Bob said:

"Peace be/go with you, my son"

Most any piece is good Miss would you mind if I asked for a slice????? have to say,,,, from the G.F.

 

[peteruncle]

Re: Re: Re: Oh My!

I hear blow jobs that way are interesting!!!
Wonder if my girlfriend would be into it???

Why not quit wondering, Roy and just
ask her?

 

[missy2]

Good Sunday Morning everyone!

Thanks for the translation Peter--and thank you for those inspirational words Father Bob!

Hi Roybot.I also think the variety here is cool.Noone could possibly hijack a thread where there is no subject-just lots of fun content.Thanks for the pics if I forgot before!



Lips--You better stick around here.I bet you're reading this now.Your pics are great,your jokes are cool.You're our link across the pond!

PAM---Where the hell are you?Get your ass back here now!(please?)

Miz..........hope your vacation is going well.You are also missed.

See you soon!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

 

[Pipebender]

BobN / Latin

Sorry Uncle Pete,

I think BobN said..............

Meet me in my office.........

I have some Rosary balls / beads for you to handle.....

Oh.....BTW......UncleP.....U asked me what was happin'...I think....

DAY NOT A............

 

[Pipebender]

Synner / Posts

So what are you sayin' Synner ????????

This thread is Popular ????????

 

[Pipebender]

Miz

Good Sunday Morning everyone!

Thanks for the translation Peter--and thank you for those inspirational words Father Bob!

Hi Roybot.I also think the variety here is cool.Noone could possibly hijack a thread where there is no subject-just lots of fun content.Thanks for the pics if I forgot before!



Lips--You better stick around here.I bet you're reading this now.Your pics are great,your jokes are cool.You're our link across the pond!

PAM---Where the hell are you?Get your ass back here now!(please?)

Miz..........hope your vacation is going well.You are also missed.

See you soon!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Good one Missy.......You MIZZ MIZ...LOL

 

[roybot]

for all the people with kids


Kid Proofing!

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