Synner Hangout

[ginslinger]

A rose for the boyz...

Oh befor I go, here is a rose for all the synner men, and any of the ladies who love flowers...
Hello to Missy also, hope you are well...
Have a wonderful day and weekend... Love ya bye... Zoe

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Fuck-a-Duck?

No work today for me Miz... My Slinger loves me and indulges me often... In fact he has gone to town and left his friend here with me... This guy is also BIG boned, my jaw is still a little sore, but I think round two is cumming soon...

Wow! Good friends!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Howdy, Partners! (Try to imagine a John Wayne accent)

How goes it for everyone here in Funky Town??

Hey does anyone remember that song, by Lipps, Inc.? (Comrades of yours Lips??)

My question is this...Why is it when anyone posts pics of gorgeous girlies or pretty pussies, they are always "for the guys"?? I consider myself a connoisseur of the female form, why am I never included in these dedications??

To quote Jay Mewes, of Jay and Silent Bob fame, "I LOVE WOMEN!!!"

 

[RawHumor]

You're one of the good ones, HHG.

 

[Mizfitkid]

Howdy, Partners! (Try to imagine a John Wayne accent)

How goes it for everyone here in Funky Town??

Hey does anyone remember that song, by Lipps, Inc.? (Comrades of yours Lips??)

My question is this...Why is it when anyone posts pics of gorgeous girlies or pretty pussies, they are always "for the guys"?? I consider myself a connoisseur of the female form, why am I never included in these dedications??

To quote Jay Mewes, of Jay and Silent Bob fame, "I LOVE WOMEN!!!"

Hi HHG!!

How are ya??

Zoe posted that last one and said to any of the ladies who like flowers too..................

Enjoy your weekend!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

You're one of the good ones, HHG.

*blushing*

You are too kind...

(Don't forget I like the boys too! )

 

[RawHumor]

*blushing*

You are too kind...

(Don't forget I like the boys too! )

That's why I said what I said!

If you only played for the other team, I'd still like you, just not as much.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Hi HHG!!

How are ya??

Zoe posted that last one and said to any of the ladies who like flowers too..................

Enjoy your weekend!

Well, it is still sort of an after thought, you know? Around my house it is usually the girls that are panting over the newest victoria's secret commercial. My hubby is very low key. Roxy and I are always checkin' the girlies together!!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

That's why I said what I said!

If you only played for the other team, I'd still like you, just not as much.

I see, a lover of the bisexual woman, eh? We do have a certain mystique, don't we?

As far as I am concerned, its the only way to be!!! How could I not love both when they both have so much to offer!!

 

[ginslinger]

I did mention the girls...

My question is this...Why is it when anyone posts pics of gorgeous girlies or pretty pussies, they are always "for the guys"?? I consider myself a connoisseur of the female form, why am I never included in these dedications??

To quote Jay Mewes, of Jay and Silent Bob fame, "I LOVE WOMEN!!!"

Hi Horny Girl... My name is Zoe, Slinger is my soul mate... I posted the pic, and did so for all not just the boyz... You must be one who loves flowers as I do... My posts are intended for everyone's pleasure, speaking of witch I would love to pleasure you as well...

 

[RawHumor]

I see, a lover of the bisexual woman, eh? We do have a certain mystique, don't we?

As far as I am concerned, its the only way to be!!! How could I not love both when they both have so much to offer!!

It's not a prerequisite, but it's nice when you can both admire a beautiful woman together without her feeling threatened.

If only she'd be willing to do more than just look...

 

[RawHumor]

Re: I did mention the girls...

Hi Horny Girl... My name is Zoe, Slinger is my soul mate... I posted the pic, and did so for all not just the boyz... You must be one who loves flowers as I do... My posts are intended for everyone's pleasure, speaking of witch I would love to pleasure you as well...

It's getting warm in here...

 

[ginslinger]

Re: Re: I did mention the girls...

It's getting warm in here...

Hey Raw care to join us? Mayb we can really warm things up here...

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: I did mention the girls...

Hey Raw care to join us? Mayb we can really warm things up here...

Well, I don't know, let me think about that one...

Um... OKAY!

 

[harleyhog]

must be a full moon tonight,,,,,,,,,,,sounds like all the women on here are getting horny.

 

[harleyhog]

I'm haveing one of those dogday afternoons,,,,,,,,,,not to mention I'm dogtired,,,,,,I just don't seem to know which end is which today.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

must be a full moon tonight,,,,,,,,,,,sounds like all the women on here are getting horny.

Actually, its not til next Monday...Guess we are just winding up!!

 

[RawHumor]

I'm not so worried about WHY they're horny, just glad they are.

 

[Mizfitkid]

Hey harley!

That was funny!

Think we girls are ALWAYS Horny!! Doesn't matter if the sun or moon are out....

Any runs/rides planned for the weekend?

 

[Mizfitkid]

Pete sent this to me to post.... you know I wouldn't post this on my own LOL


Men's rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are
the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
bitching about you leaving it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to
see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides. Let it be.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more
attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think
of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you
think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We
refuse to answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do
we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first
two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce
Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway.)

1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.



Very funny Pete!!!

 

[ginslinger]

Not me...

Hey harley!

That was funny!

Think we girls are ALWAYS Horny!! Doesn't matter if the sun or moon are out....

Any runs/rides planned for the weekend?

Well I can honestly say that I'm not horny... I just spent almost two hours having my pussy licked, then pounded by a 8" very hard cock (Gin's friend is still here)... So I won't be horny for at least an hour... Whew! Zoe

 

[Synnerman]

Mens Rules



Hey Pete, that's a good one. When I saw that before it started with:

1. Rule number one is: all rules are number one.

 

[peteruncle]

Hi Everyone!

Miz,..Thank you very much for helping to post Men's Rules, from a friend of PeeWeee('s).
The only way I could have, was to print first and then type it.
Have to try 'cut, paste and file', sometime on PeeWeee's fancy Gateway.


Funny dog pic,..Harley! I did notice an almost full moon tonight.

You're right, Synner. Seem to remember that when I read the Rules before, don't know when though.

Have to read previous pages.

 

[Rooster]

Mornin' yall ... hought I'd stop in and check out the thread .... hey RH

 

[harleyhog]

looks like rain most of the weekend,,,,,,,,,,,but in the 80's...

so a ride somewhere for no reason,,,,,,,,is definatly in the picture(been wet before)