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[Synnerman]

Re: MIA People

Hey Synner / Fabio on a Horse

Where the Hell is Missy ??????????????????

Uncle Pete ????????????????????

'Slingers ???????????????????????

Can't say where any of them are Bender, I am lucky if I know where I am at any given moment.

 

[Pipebender]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lips / Marx Brothers

Yes.Thank you Bob .I did'nt say getting IT up . I said getting them up LOL.

BOB ???????

 

[Pipebender]

For Missy

IN REMEMBRANCE OF LONG LOST MISSY............


RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S 21 BEST ONE LINERS!

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had
nothing to play with.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's
home, I went over. Nobody was home.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she she called me from a hotel

One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging
naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said "Because you came home early."

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on
and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox, the cat
kept covering me up.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me.
She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

I'm so ugly...My father carries around a picture of the kid who
came with his wallet.

When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said
to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled
through."

I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness...AFTER I was born.

I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece
of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help
me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?"
He said, "I dont know kid. There's so many places they can hide."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how
big I'd get.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up
and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with
me?"
He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping
pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my
kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves
a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the
paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap.
He was in the electric chair.

 

[Pipebender]

Just Noticed

Just noticed I broke 300 posts.....................

Is that like a Sosa / McGuire thing ?????????????

 

[Pamela]

Lips,

Yes I am feeling better. But its been very cold and rainy here. That's the drawback of living next to the Rockies!! Hope you're feeling better.....having a cold really stinks!

Hey Bender...congrats on the 300! I just broke 500 myself! We should celebrate!

 

[lipscum]

Weather & Colds

Lips,

Yes I am feeling better. But its been very cold and rainy here. That's the drawback of living next to the Rockies!! Hope you're feeling better.....having a cold really stinks!

Hey Bender...congrats on the 300! I just broke 500 myself! We should celebrate!

The weather stinks here too , when you feel down , you feel down . And i feel that way at the moment.

 

[Synnerman]

Lips,

Yes I am feeling better. But its been very cold and rainy here. That's the drawback of living next to the Rockies!! Hope you're feeling better.....having a cold really stinks!

Hey Bender...congrats on the 300! I just broke 500 myself! We should celebrate!

Hi there Pam, our latest Guru of the Lit variety, congradulations on your 500th. Follow the link below to see the post in your honor on the milestones thread.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2642954#post2642954

 

[Synnerman]

Re: Just Noticed

Just noticed I broke 300 posts.....................

Is that like a Sosa / McGuire thing ?????????????

Hey Bender, how does it feel to be really really experienced? Click on the link. It goes to the milestones thread where your congradulations are posted.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2642954#post2642954

 

[peteruncle]

Hi EveryOne!

Glad to be back. Was not MIA: knew excactly where I was all the time!

Congrats, Bender (Bob?) on 300+! So nice to have a Realy Realy Experienced, Self-appointed Secretary of the MIA(s)!
Thanks for the 21 funnies!

Congrats, Pam on 500+! Hope you feel
better soon. So nice to have you back (where you belong)!

Hiya Lips,..Beautiful signature pics
& slow long kiss! Good to see your sexy strutting AV back again, even though it keeps coming and going.

Hi Synner! Did you get to spend some time at the free Elvis site? There were 2 or 3 songs out of 16? that would not play for me. Oh..well.

Hey landlord Roy! Did you lose your boot up somebody's behind???

Hi Harley!

Wonder how Miz Dulce is doing and where IS Missy?

Careful with the mosquitos, looks like the West-Nile virus reached L.A. already.

Have to catch up on some back pages later, only read last two.

Hi HHG!

Have a nice Sunday all!
228s.

 

[Pipebender]

Our CELEEEEBration

Hey Bender...congrats on the 300! I just broke 500 myself! We should celebrate!


I'm game Pam...................

What kinda party did you have in mind ???

 

[Pipebender]

Stuff

Thankx for the Milestone thing Synner..................

But I would rather be doing the Mile High thing with Lips, Horny Girl, Pam and Kali..........Missy and Mizfit too but, I do not know where the hell they are.....................

Glad you're still peekin' in Uncle Pete.............

And for your info Uncle..............somebody has to take attendance here.............LOL

 

[harleyhog]

got an email from missy,,,,,,,,having a great time on her vacation.

sent along a picture of herself having fun on the boat.

 

[roybot]

got an email from missy,,,,,,,,having a great time on her vacation.

sent along a picture of herself having fun on the boat.

roy says, (in his best valley boy accent)

Oh my God! Its a THONG!!,,,,,,,,,,
SLURP!!!!!!!
I dont care if she's havin fun....
I JUST DID!!

Miss those jokes, she had some good ones.

 

[Pipebender]

Missy

got an email from missy,,,,,,,,having a great time on her vacation.

sent along a picture of herself having fun on the boat.

That ain't our / my Missy.....................

 

[Synnerman]

Re: Stuff

Thankx for the Milestone thing Synner..................

But I would rather be doing the Mile High thing with Lips, Horny Girl, Pam and Kali..........Missy and Mizfit too but, I do not know where the hell they are.....................

Glad you're still peekin' in Uncle Pete.............

And for your info Uncle..............somebody has to take attendance here.............LOL

That is a wonderful thought Bender, mile high or 1 foot off the ground would be enough. There sure is a bevy of beauties hanging around here is there not?

 

[Bob NN]

But its been very cold and rainy here. That's the drawback of living next to the Rockies!!

Hope you're feeling better. Here's some nice September 9 Georgia sun for your Rockies weather.

You said more pictures? It'd be nice. I only remember two of yours. {One of which may have been wrongly attributed.}

 

[lipscum]

Bob N ............Wet girls

Heres the line up ,and i know how they feel.

 

[mischeviousmisti]

hi everyone! just thought i'd frolic on in and say hi. i've been out of this thread for awhile. hope all is well with everyone......

*frolics away giggling*

mischeviously,
misti

 

[Pipebender]

Hello

hi everyone! just thought i'd frolic on in and say hi. i've been out of this thread for awhile. hope all is well with everyone......

*frolics away giggling*

mischeviously,
misti

Hey Misti...................Aren't you the one having a baby ?????????

If so, how is everything going ??????????

 

[Pipebender]

Roybot

Hey Roy....................

From your post on the other thread, It sounds like you are having some bad days lately..................................

 

[mischeviousmisti]

Re: Hello

Hey Misti...................Aren't you the one having a baby ?????????

If so, how is everything going ??????????

that would be me. everythings going quite well actually, expecting a ltitle girl. we're gonna name her inira tegan. i was retarded and got severealy sunburned on saturday, so i'm recuperating from that but other that i'm doing just fine.

thanks for asking

mischeviously,
misti

 

[roybot]

Re: Roybot

Hey Roy....................

From your post on the other thread, It sounds like you are having some bad days lately..................................

1st, Thanx fer thinken o' me Bender,,, dude.
Some things, a little crappy, but I can,,,,??( work),, with it... If ya know what I mean.,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I got a tenant pushen & worken, tryin to play me, (if you all know what I mean)
Its the kind of stuff that turns the (landlord types) into ASSholes.
But ASS of today,,,,I'm about to STOMP(!!!) on him.
Wish me luck, cause this can all still backfire.
(asshole) tennants have more RIGHTS than the owners, or whatever they want to call us.
I think that 'splaines my "wheeties to ya" ,,,?????

 

[roybot]

hi everyone! just thought i'd frolic on in and say hi. i've been out of this thread for awhile. hope all is well with everyone......

*frolics away giggling*

mischeviously,
misti

Hi , girl!
Like your A V, You jumped in a little,,,,,, horny! ,,,,, 'eh???
Nice to , see & hear from ya, from me.
Much luck with all that is going on.

 

[lipscum]

roybot...........

Heres a visual reference for the img code in your sig line.Let me know if you want an animation of anything......... Dont forget there must be a space after <img.

 

[mischeviousmisti]

Hi , girl!
Like your A V, You jumped in a little,,,,,, horny! ,,,,, 'eh???
Nice to , see & hear from ya, from me.
Much luck with all that is going on.

thanks *mischevious little giggle* thanks for the well wishing.