Synner Hangout

[Synnerman]

I've missed you mister, it's so good to have you back here now. The hangout just isn't the same without you.

As for deprived/depraved... depraved works for me every time.

This lady is a little depraved and just a tad kinky....

Care to ............. dance?

Dance Time

Now that's a dance step I could really get into. Wild art work on that one but doesn't seem to affect the technique adversely.

Actually, I really do enjoy dancing. I haven't been for a while but am planing on it in the near future.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hello Synnerman ;-)

 

[Gusty Wind]

Gusty I love this thread, all of the people here are lovely.... and so damn sexy too!!

That includes you my sweet friend... you're a very sexy lady. I wish I had a body like yours... you're gorgeous.

Heehee LOL. .LOL.. Haahaa .. you makes me LOL...

 

[Synnerman]

Hello Synnerman ;-)

Hello Gusty. Nice of you to stop by. I see your Man is back from the States. I hope all went well on his trip.

 

[Laineforfun]

Hello everyone just thought I would drop in and say a great big Hi to the greatest people on Lit. Summers are sure a busy time for me, even though I hate the heat and can't wait til fall. I hope everyone is doing great. I hope to drop in more often...... & es to all!!!!!!!!!!

Laine

 

[sybilrose]

HI Gusty

I was just in the mood to look this is always a good place to start
Love your pics
Synnerman sounds like it should be a good blues song.
Btw that dance link has some veeery erotic pics!

 

[roybot]

Well since the Synner's stepped out,,,, & I've checked out,
youre dancing theme,,,,
would I be able to accomodate you, me lady?????
Can it be done to the tune of
"waltzing Matilda"???????

Holy shit I was up late!!!!! I knew it was late but didnt pay attention to the time.
No wonder I was in such a blurr at werk around 8 am.

The hard drive bit the dust on my puter sun afternoon. Thanx bill gates. scan disk ran & it did stupid shit to it. &we had lightnig storms,,, need I say more between the 2????)
Luckily, I've got the one built fer the girls, but its SOO slow with all the stuff they've loaded on to it....
probably some of the reason I was up so late last nite.

Well wish I could use my scanner to show the note that was taped on this monitor,, of things to do today....
Later all fer now.....

 

[Synnerman]

Hello everyone just thought I would drop in and say a great big Hi to the greatest people on Lit. Summers are sure a busy time for me, even though I hate the heat and can't wait til fall. I hope everyone is doing great. I hope to drop in more often...... & es to all!!!!!!!!!!

Laine

Hello Laine, glad to see you had a chance to stop by.

I haven't forgotten I owe you an e-mail. Honestly I will get to it but it has to be right or not at all. Rewrites are not my thing but this isn't coming together the way I want it.

 

[Synnerman]

Re: HI Gusty

I was just in the mood to look this is always a good place to start
Love your pics
Synnerman sounds like it should be a good blues song.
Btw that dance link has some veeery erotic pics!

Tell you what sybil, you write the song and we will get it put to music.

 

[Synnerman]

Roy, it sounds like you haven't been having an easy time of it lately. Good to see you made it back though. I certainly have had my share of crashes. Lost all my photos of friends in one of them.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hello Gusty. Nice of you to stop by. I see your Man is back from the States. I hope all went well on his trip.

Hello Sexy man.. than you for visited my thread.

Hope everythings is well with you!

;-)

 

[Laineforfun]

Hello Laine, glad to see you had a chance to stop by.

I haven't forgotten I owe you an e-mail. Honestly I will get to it but it has to be right or not at all. Rewrites are not my thing but this isn't coming together the way I want it.

Ya I have defiantly missed the hangout Hope to pop in more often.

Edited to add........... Good to see some new faces in between the usually lovely people here.

 

[Laineforfun]

Warning!!

DON'T DRINK OCEAN WATER Here's why:

 

[Laineforfun]

Hope you are in the mood...........

For jokes that is


Love Dress
Young and old


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

 

[Laineforfun]

Here's another one.........

Who Enjoys Sex More
Clever


A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered, "Think about this...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"

 

[Synnerman]

After their love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking
around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the
distance.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is that your husband?" he inquired nervously. You told me you're not
married."

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, she answered, "That's me before the surgery."

 

[Laineforfun]

 

[Synnerman]

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of
brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each
one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders
three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You
know, a mug goes flat after I draw it so it would taste
better if you bought just one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in
Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink
this way to remember the days we were together. So I
drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves
it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and
always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and
drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the
regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back
to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
explains.......

"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church
and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my
brothers though."

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hello everyone!

 

[Synnerman]

Hello everyone!

And a big hello right back at you. How is Lit's favorite "China Doll" doing this fine evening?

I had Gusty on my mind today so when I quit work for the day I visited my favorite restaurant for a bit of Chinese food.
Well, OK, I had chinese food because I wanted it but I did think about you while I was having it.

See Ya pretty one.

 

[Synnerman]

Now please understand that the following is offered as a sientific study of major importance. Great pains were taken to insure the accuracy of the data contained in this report.

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Pussy Versus Beer

A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better
served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy
does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If
you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a
night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy
and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the
stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are
going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the
porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you
are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is
more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to
snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly
drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have
you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you
have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy:
Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle. Good pussy:
Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.

I rest my case.

 

[Synnerman]

OK, one more and I must retreat to the sheets for some much needed rest.

Things like this really do happen in Texas. Yes, I was there for a couple years and lived to tell about it.

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These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK,
who was visiting Texas from New Jersey & fell into it:
Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th attendee at the
State Fair in Texas & was asked to fill in for a judge at the chili
cook-off. Apparently the original Judge #3 had called in sick at the
last moment, & I happened to be standing there when the call
came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans)
that it would be a fun event, & a true taste of Texas hospitality.
They assured me that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, &
besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I
accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event:

Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very Mild.
FRANK: Holy Shit, what is this stuff? You could remove dried paint
from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put out the
flames. Hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili
JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be
taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children!! I'm not sure what
I'm supposed to feel besides pain. I had to waive off three people
who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to walkie-
talkie in 3 extra beers when they saw the look on my face.

Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down The Barn Chili
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA!! I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
like I've been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now.
Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front
part of my chest. I'm getting shitfaced.

Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for
fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was
unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with
fresh refills; at 300 lb she is starting to look HOT, just like this
nuclear waste I'm eating.

Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,
adding considerable kick.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato.
Must admit cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I
farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The
contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given
me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring
beer directly on it from a pitcher. It really pisses me off that the
other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks!

Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance
of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and
garlic. Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous
sulfuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except
that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!

Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum tastes like the chef litterally threw in a can
of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried
about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is
cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth and pull the pin and
I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, & the world
sounds like it's made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with
chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of
lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll
know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's just too
painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air,
I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend of chili, safe for
all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare it's existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good balanced chili, neither mild
nor hot. Sorry to see most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed
out, fell & pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he is
going to make it. Poor Yank.
FRANK: ----------- (editors note: Judge #3 was unable to report)

 

[Gusty Wind]

And a big hello right back at you. How is Lit's favorite "China Doll" doing this fine evening?

I had Gusty on my mind today so when I quit work for the day I visited my favorite restaurant for a bit of Chinese food.
Well, OK, I had chinese food because I wanted it but I did think about you while I was having it.

See Ya pretty one.

HeheLOL.. SEXY MAN.. Thank you for thinking of me.. WOW! ;-)

 

[Synnerman]

I was here but nobody else was so I am off to terrorize the boards.

I Think I will slip over and see what new and lovely pics Hong and Gusty have posted.

Back later, Syn

 

[Gusty Wind]

I was here but nobody else was so I am off to terrorize the boards.

I Think I will slip over and see what new and lovely pics Hong and Gusty have posted.

Back later, Syn

Hello Handsome man on the Horse's back!!

Glad to see you today and everyday.