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[Synnerman]

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have
been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system. If your machine isn't working correctly, the following might be the reason.

Beware of...

THE AL GORE Virus .... (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting)

THE CLINTON Virus ... (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO
memory)

THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)

THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did)

THE RONALD REAGAN virus .... (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)

THE MIKE TYSON virus ... (Quits after two bytes)

THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old files)

THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus... (Disks can no longer be inserted)

THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care)

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files)

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus... (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back)

THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)

 

[Laineforfun]

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have
been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system. If your machine isn't working correctly, the following might be the reason.

Beware of...

THE AL GORE Virus .... (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting)

THE CLINTON Virus ... (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO
memory)

THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)

THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did)

THE RONALD REAGAN virus .... (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)

THE MIKE TYSON virus ... (Quits after two bytes)

THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old files)

THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus... (Disks can no longer be inserted)

THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care)

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files)

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus... (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back)

THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)

I think I can identify with a few of those So you did not give us a cure

Good one Syn

Laine

 

[Synnerman]

I think I can identify with a few of those So you did not give us a cure

Good one Syn

Laine

Hello you. Haven't seen much of you lately. Hope things are doing good up your way.

I been spending some time at the halloween thread. Lips is posting quite a bit there and so am I. So, pick up a costume and join the party. You will find the link below in my sig line. hope to see you there.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Speaking of cool Av's, in the weather you are having I would expect your Av would feel a little drafty. Don't worry though, if you get cold you can sit on my lap and I will give you a heat injection.

.. that would be much too hot.. hehee

May burn me too..

 

[spicecajun]

Re: Re: psssst...yes it is a secret....

Btw.. You went right past my place then..

I wish I would have known. I'm sure I could have spared a few mins and said hello. I probably did go right by you since we detoured and took a lot of back roads once we got into Fl. I was that black blur you might have seen.

 

[spicecajun]

Hey boys and girls, check out the Av Lips spiced up for me. I had a plain old halloween costume and she electrocuted me, I mean it.

Hi Spice and Gusty and Roy and anyone else I missed seeing. Almost time for the little goblins to invade the neighborhoods.

Maybe some of you who don't have little ones to take out might do what some of my neighbors and I are doing. We pack up our cell phones and put the police on speed dial then walk the neighborhood keeping our eye on the kids. You can't be too carefull these days. There are a lot of idiots out there and you just might make the difference between one child getting home safe or not.

At least think about it.

thats a pretty cool idea. I think I might stick to what we do every year...celebrate my mom's birthday. Halloween baby. Besides my luck might land my tail in jail if I did what you are planning. Some parent would accuse me of stalking the kids...or Id accidently press the send button and be connected to the 911 operater and be charged with obstructing the law....

 

[roybot]

Re: Re: Re: psssst...yes it is a secret....

I wish I would have known. I'm sure I could have spared a few mins and said hello. I probably did go right by you since we detoured and took a lot of back roads once we got into Fl. I was that black blur you might have seen.

Just my luck
Much time driven on A1A??? (thats the ocean road)

 

[roybot]

Somethen I heard recently:

>ISN'T IT NICE THAT SOMEONE CARES
>
>Sen. John Kerry, recovering from prostate surgery,
>was told it would be six months before he could be
>sexually active.
>...........................
>
>Joe Lieberman called to wish Kerry well.
>
>Al Sharpton called Kerry to offer prayers.
>
>Howard Dean called with a get well message.
>
>Richard Gephardt called with encouragement on recovery.
>
>BiIl Clinton called Mrs. Kerry.

 

[Gusty Wind]

BUMP!

 

[Synnerman]

Somethen I heard recently:

>ISN'T IT NICE THAT SOMEONE CARES
>
>Sen. John Kerry, recovering from prostate surgery,
>was told it would be six months before he could be
>sexually active.
>...........................
>
>Joe Lieberman called to wish Kerry well.
>
>Al Sharpton called Kerry to offer prayers.
>
>Howard Dean called with a get well message.
>
>Richard Gephardt called with encouragement on recovery.
>
>BiIl Clinton called Mrs. Kerry.

Good one Roy. There are many floating the net these days and more than a few are a waste of time to read. Nice to find a couple of keepers now and then.

 

[Synnerman]

BUMP!

You are wearing one of my favorite Gusty Av's, sunset boobs, but the text was not accurate in your post. Looked like two beautiful bumps to me. See ya, sweety.

 

[Gusty Wind]

You are wearing one of my favorite Gusty Av's, sunset boobs, but the text was not accurate in your post. Looked like two beautiful bumps to me. See ya, sweety.

Thank you Ummmmm .. yaaa.. bumps..

 

[Synnerman]

thats a pretty cool idea. I think I might stick to what we do every year...celebrate my mom's birthday. Halloween baby. Besides my luck might land my tail in jail if I did what you are planning. Some parent would accuse me of stalking the kids...or Id accidently press the send button and be connected to the 911 operater and be charged with obstructing the law....

It is good to celebrate with Mom for her birthday. Probably more important this year in light of recent events in the family. I will be keeping good thoughts for you and wish you well.

As for halloween patroling we don't dial 911 if there is a problem. I have contacted a police officer friend of mine and we dial straight into the watch commanders phone and they know who we are and why we are out there so if anybody else calls the police about us they are ready to handle it.

Probably most police departments would not support this but mine does and I think it is a good thing.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Bump the Ghost!

 

[roybot]

Hi yall!!! Bumpety bump.

I wonder, Does this mean, as the saying goes,
We're, "bumpen uglies" ?? LOL

Hey Laine, LB.

 

[Ladybird]

Hi yall!!! Bumpety bump.

I wonder, Does this mean, as the saying goes,
We're, "bumpen uglies" ?? LOL

Hey Laine, LB.

Hey roy, come here and kiss me mister!

Hi everyone... how is life treating you all?

Spring has sprung here, and the weather is just beautiful.

Our Aussie Greet n Grope is just over a month away, and there's a lot of excitement building. I'm looking forward to catching up with people I met last year, and to meeting some new faces as well.

Most of us who are travelling from interstate are staying at the same place. So I expect we'll be partying long and hard over several days. It's going to be a lot fun, with some really good people.

I'll post whatever pics I can of the event for you all to see.

Sexy Syn............ You know what I'm thinking...

 

[roybot]

Hey roy, come here and kiss me mister!

Hi everyone... how is life treating you all?

Spring has sprung here, and the weather is just beautiful.

Our Aussie Greet n Grope is just over a month away, and there's a lot of excitement building. I'm looking forward to catching up with people I met last year, and to meeting some new faces as well.

Most of us who are travelling from interstate are staying at the same place. So I expect we'll be partying long and hard over several days. It's going to be a lot fun, with some really good people.

I'll post whatever pics I can of the event for you all to see.

Sexy Syn............ You know what I'm thinking...

Hope your taken your vitamins so you'll be all strong & ready fer the big party.

 

[Bandit58]

Hope your taken your vitamins so you'll be all strong & ready fer the big party.

Well I'm flying over from New Zealand for the meet....(Hi LB )
And I'll definitely need my vitamins.....

 

[spicecajun]

how's this for a costume?

 

[spicecajun]

batgirl was ALways my favorite....'specially the motorcycle

 

[roybot]

batgirl was ALways my favorite....'specially the motorcycle

Wanna go fer a ride then???

 

[spicecajun]

always ready for a ride

Roy

 

[spicecajun]

wow

...like I said, wow.

 

[spicecajun]

hey sweet tart lady.....

that is a mighty fine butt you're holding

 

[spicecajun]

im beginning to feel awfully small...