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So thats what you are doing to huh? I always look forward to the weekend thinking I will catch up on sleep or sex but I never seem to do either enough:mad:
 
Laineforfun said:
So thats what you are doing to huh? I always look forward to the weekend thinking I will catch up on sleep or sex but I never seem to do either enough:mad:
:devil:

We all get bumed out from time to time. Roy doesn't have an exclusive there.

I even tried writing but couldn't get into it. You know how long it has been since I have written anything. My last writing has to do with a small box wrapped in gold foil. I promised someone I would continue that and some day I will. I hope she is still interested when I do.
 
Synnerman said:
:devil:

We all get bumed out from time to time. Roy doesn't have an exclusive there.

I even tried writing but couldn't get into it. You know how long it has been since I have written anything. My last writing has to do with a small box wrapped in gold foil. I promised someone I would continue that and some day I will. I hope she is still interested when I do.

Oh she remembers, she remembers very well;) You are an awsome writer Syn. I would love to read more when your feeling up to it:rose:
Ya I don't know if it's the time of year or what but I have even taken smoking back up again:mad: stupid I know but I am off to freeze my A$$ off on the front porch to light one up. I'll check back in before nighty night but if I don't catch you again I hope you get some sleep and have wonderful dreams:kiss:
 
Laineforfun said:
Oh she remembers, she remembers very well;) You are an awsome writer Syn. I would love to read more when your feeling up to it:rose:
Ya I don't know if it's the time of year or what but I have even taken smoking back up again:mad: stupid I know but I am off to freeze my A$$ off on the front porch to light one up. I'll check back in before nighty night but if I don't catch you again I hope you get some sleep and have wonderful dreams:kiss:
:devil:

Tell you what sweet Laine. For just this one night I will be thinking about you when I get into bed. If you should feel a warmth spreading between your thighs it's me placing warm kisses and licks for your contentment and enjoyment. If I make you hot enough wake up hubby and tell him the Synner has started without him and he needs to catch up. Good night Laine, I am already thinking about you and there is a distinct stiring in my loins as well.
 
Synnerman said:
:devil:

Tell you what sweet Laine. For just this one night I will be thinking about you when I get into bed. If you should feel a warmth spreading between your thighs it's me placing warm kisses and licks for your contentment and enjoyment. If I make you hot enough wake up hubby and tell him the Synner has started without him and he needs to catch up. Good night Laine, I am already thinking about you and there is a distinct stiring in my loins as well.

Mmmmm and with that I am off and surely to have very sweet dreams. I am feeling weak in the knees already. The synner to the rescue. I haven't bothered hubby because he has to get up in a little while but he might have to get up a little earlier now:devil: Hope your night/morning goes well. Mmmmm the warmth is already beginning :devil:

Night sexy Synner:rose:
 
Gusty Wind said:
Good night evey sexy posters on this thread! :kiss:

http://www.boomspeed.com/hongluobo/art/art8/harvest_moon.jpg

*howl* :p
:devil:

Hi Gusty. Pretty pic and it does look like a night shot but isn't that really the sun in that pic? Looks that way to me at least.

Here is an example. I took this shot about two in the afternoon on a day with bright sun. With a camera seeing is not necessarily believing.
 
Synnerman said:
:devil:

Hi Gusty. Pretty pic and it does look like a night shot but isn't that really the sun in that pic? Looks that way to me at least.

Here is an example. I took this shot about two in the afternoon on a day with bright sun. With a camera seeing is not necessarily believing.

Wow!!! Sexy Synner.. yuo have Hiden treasure! :rose:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Pretty .... ;) .. WOW!!

GODDESS! :heart:.. Thank you for sharing your love Syner... ;)

Great PIC! :kiss:

And the pic I posted was the real moon night .;) Close up .. :D hehe .. :p
 
:devil:

Well, it is a beautiful pic anyway you look at it.

The pic I posted was not my love unless you mean my love of pictures. She was a beautiful young lady who had seen some of my pics and posed for me a couple of times.

Here is one of the same woman from a different day and location. A beautiful woman and one like you Gusty, she was very comfortable in front of the camera.
 
Synnerman said:
:devil:

Well, it is a beautiful pic anyway you look at it.

The pic I posted was not my love unless you mean my love of pictures. She was a beautiful young lady who had seen some of my pics and posed for me a couple of times.

Here is one of the same woman from a different day and location. A beautiful woman and one like you Gusty, she was very comfortable in front of the camera.

Wow! you are a great Gentle man Synner... ;)

Glad to view tiyour pics... ;) Ty :kiss:...

More others pics? :p
 
Santa

Well, from those sublime pictures of Synner's young friend to the ridiculous. Thanksgiving is for getting the belly ready for Christmas!
 
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Bob NN said:
Well, from those sublime pictures of Synner's young friend to the ridiculous. Thanksgiving is for getting the belly ready for Christmas!

You GO there, bobbn Santa dude!!!!!
 
Re: Santa

Bob NN said:
Well, from those sublime pictures of Synner's young friend to the ridiculous. Thanksgiving is for getting the belly ready for Christmas!

Hehehe Cute Santa... :kiss: ...

Very sweet PIC Bob! :p

post more! :D hehe :devil:
 
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Bob NN said:
Well, from those sublime pictures of Synner's young friend to the ridiculous. Thanksgiving is for getting the belly ready for Christmas!
:devil:

Hey Bob, good to hear from you. I hope you feel as good as you look. That is a great Santa.

You are so right about Thanksgiving getting us ready for Christmas. There was a report on TV saying the average person gains five point something pounds during the holiday season.

To make that a little more graphic that would be about 72,000 tons of fat for the USA based on 2001 population.

No matter how you look at it that would take a whole bunch of Jenny Craig.
 
Bob NN said:
Twenty days till the days start getting longer!

OO yes... and the sun stay longer ...

And the night gone faster ...

Gees... yhave any idea how time slip away...

Even we stare so hard on the clock?

Sigh .... ;) Glad to meet you Santa ...

now .. where is your clothes? :confused::p

Keep warm Sir ... Don't catch any cold!

*ahhChooooo*
 
Hello everyone, remember me?

I know I've been awol, guess I should be spanked hey. (please)

Well the Aussie Lit Greet n Grope is now just a blurred memory for most of us, but what a memory!

I can't remember the last time I drank so much, ate so little, slept so little and debauched in such a major way. It was great!!

Although the meet was on a Saturday afternoon, we all got together Friday night, Saturday at the meet, Saturday night and Sunday night. I now have some really good friends on the aussie thread. Amongst them Warrior Queen (that girl has so many stories to tell!!) and Bandit (with whom I shared a lovely kiss).

All in all, it was pure magic.

I greeted, was groped and loved every minute of it.
 
Ladybird said:
Hello everyone, remember me?

I know I've been awol, guess I should be spanked hey. (please)

Well the Aussie Lit Greet n Grope is now just a blurred memory for most of us, but what a memory!

I can't remember the last time I drank so much, ate so little, slept so little and debauched in such a major way. It was great!!

Although the meet was on a Saturday afternoon, we all got together Friday night, Saturday at the meet, Saturday night and Sunday night. I now have some really good friends on the aussie thread. Amongst them Warrior Queen (that girl has so many stories to tell!!) and Bandit (with whom I shared a lovely kiss).

All in all, it was pure magic.

I greeted, was groped and loved every minute of it.
:devil:

You are right about being AWOL just bare that bottom and lay across my lap. A good spanking is in order and after that I will really give you the licking you deserve. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :kiss:
 
Synnerman said:
:devil:

You are right about being AWOL just bare that bottom and lay across my lap. A good spanking is in order and after that I will really give you the licking you deserve. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :kiss:
Don't you go making promises you can't keep mister.... cos I want it all, and I want it from you.

Now spank me!
 
Gusty that's a beautiful tree!

And here's something to go with the Christmas feel here...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.

The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa ****head, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and smelled like a whore.

"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"

He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were
packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.

A **** ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will ****,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying, “Take me home, Rudolph. This night's been a
****!"

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out !!"

~ M E R R Y ~ ~ C H R I S T M A S ~

 
Let it be known that :
If I had, had the vacation time to spare.
That after what I had been through this year.
I would have found the funds & hopefully been welcomed to the get together.
 
Ladybird said:
Gusty that's a beautiful tree!

And here's something to go with the Christmas feel here...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.

The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa ****head, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and smelled like a whore.

"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"

He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were
packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.

A **** ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will ****,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying, “Take me home, Rudolph. This night's been a
****!"

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out !!"

~ M E R R Y ~ ~ C H R I S T M A S ~


Beats "twas the nite before christmas"
& Baa Humbug!!!
 
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