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[roybot]

ahhh...I did not know that roy...thanks. Musta missed that.

Its scattered but mostly toward the beginning

 

[Synnerman]

Hey there, I found this in my mail box and thought y'all might enjoy this one.

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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a
Brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his Peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it
To his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls
Up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep,” says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

“You're a consultant", says the shepherd.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew; to a question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business.

... Now give me back my dog."

 

[Ladybird]

Hello everyone.... I hope you're all well and happy.

While most of you are rugged up, I'm sitting here in shorts and a singlet... sweating. At 7.00pm it was still 103F. Such is summer in Western Australia!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Sorry Synner...I didn't understand the joke ...I read twice...still didn't get it...duhhh

My head was some where else...

 

[Laineforfun]

Hello everyone.... I hope you're all well and happy.

While most of you are rugged up, I'm sitting here in shorts and a singlet... sweating. At 7.00pm it was still 103F. Such is summer in Western Australia!

No offense Ladybird but you can keep it. Cant stand the heat. I have throughly enjoyed the weather here. We just got over a snow storm and freezing rain for the last week. We are in the low 40s high 30's now. I WANT MORE SNOW!!!!!

Love your AV there babe

 

[Laineforfun]

story of my life......
Your no where near me. & its gonna be days before I recover now....
My hats off to you & your loving & generous hubby

LOL Ya that always seems to be a problem for me too. Any luck this weekend? I am sending you all my lucky vibs via Lit

 

[Laineforfun]

jokes

Got this emailed to me, How many of us can identify? ( Kinda had Roybot in mind???)



A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down. The man already sitting down says "Hey, this is a coincidence, we
both
have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?".
The other guy says, "Well it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
most
massive breasts in the world was there. So instead of saying "I'd like two
tickets to Pittsburg, I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one.
The first guy replies "Wow, this is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and wanted to say to my wife
'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said "You
ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."

 

[roybot]

Re: jokes

Got this emailed to me, How many of us can identify? ( Kinda had Roybot in mind???)



A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down. The man already sitting down says "Hey, this is a coincidence, we
both
have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?".
The other guy says, "Well it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
most
massive breasts in the world was there. So instead of saying "I'd like two
tickets to Pittsburg, I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one.
The first guy replies "Wow, this is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and wanted to say to my wife
'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said "You
ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."

Laine, laine, laine..... you just dont know... that was just too fucken funny....
The other day went out to meet my brit friend that was done vacationing & leaving for home next day.(male friend).
I walked into the bar & saw my ex sitten & b/s en with the cooks husband. Now I've seen her about on occasion & I (hope nobody thinks any less of me,,, but I cant be in same room or hear her voice at the time) I was gaggen!!! but noticed that she had her hair done in a rather attractive blonde towards orangesh colour, &&&& she for the 1st time in my knowing her in 4 yrs had it done in a nice seductive manner over like a wave partly over 1 eye.
It didnt turn me on, but I was like figures,,, she never did that for me!!!
any way I call bud on cell,, meet me at the other bar I cant be in here !!!
He meets me there & I tell him the story & I'm whinen,,, yea its ladies nite ,,, & some guys gonna be getten his dick sucked soon enough. & he says,,,,,,,,"Not neccesarilly. She's still the same old under there(wonder how he knows) aint lost any weight & just as butt ugly."
I was,,,, gee,,,, that dont say much fer me..
he claims didnt want to hurt my feelings before.
Explains why she's dollen herself up to such extents.
I knew she wasnt great looken,, but we got along so good till she moved her kid in.
In fact,,, before that we were doen it almost 3 times a day. In morn, after work(usually on couch.she liked interupting my favorite shows), & before bed.
In fact she liked to do oral, but only for a few then it was "GIVE IT TO ME!!!!" Fine,,,but you know it was over pretty soon with that much vigor involved.
Oh how I would love a few hours of your oral pleasures!!!!!
Would your hubby take care of you from the other end???
If I was him I dont see how I could not??? Or how you wouldnt MAKE him!!

 

[roybot]

Any way,,, I hope you all dont hate me for writen this sex shit up here...
I'm thinken,,, if I cant write it at lit with you guys,,,,, were could I mention it????.
Sorry if I'm boring you to death. or sound like a whining ,,,,,,,.
Its got to do with my lousy sex life,,,,
Hope somebody gets into reading it.....
& maybe with any luck I'll find a way to spice it up with out becoming homosexual!!!!!!
You dont know how many of those we got around here.

to you all

 

[roybot]

Any way,,, I hope you all dont hate me for writen this sex shit up here...
I'm thinken,,, if I cant write it at lit with you guys,,,,, were could I mention it????.
Sorry if I'm boring you to death. or sound like a whining ,,,,,,,.
Its got to do with my lousy sex life,,,,
Hope somebody gets into reading it.....
& maybe with any luck I'll find a way to spice it up with out becoming homosexual!!!!!!
You dont know how many of those we got around here.

to you all

thats it,,,,I did it,,,,my last sentance,,,, I'm not bashing any one!!!!
I do not dis any body's sexual preferance. I've known plenty in about all the flavours imaginable, not inimately but as friends.
As long as they respect my preferance, were ok.

 

[Laineforfun]

Re: Re: jokes

Laine, laine, laine..... you just dont know that was just too fucken funny....
The other day went out to meet my brit friend that was done vacationing & leaving for home next day.(male friend).
I walked into the bar & saw my ex sitten & b/s en with the cooks husband. Now I've seen her about on occasion & I (hope nobody thinks any less of me,,, but I cant be in same room or hear her voice at the time) I was gaggen!!! but noticed that she had her hair done in a rather attractive blonde towards orangesh colour, &&&& she for the 1st time in my knowing her in 4 yrs had it done in a nice seductive manner over like a wave partly over 1 eye.
It didnt turn me on, but I was like figures,,, she never did that for me!!!
any way I call bud on cell,, meet me at the other bar I cant be in here !!!
He meets me there & I tell him the story & I'm whinen,,, yea its ladies nite ,,, & some guys gonna be getten his dick sucked soon enough. & he says,,,,,,,,"Not neccesarilly. She's still the same old under there(wonder how he knows) aint lost any weight & just as butt ugly."
I was,,,, gee,,,, that dont say much fer me..
he claims didnt want to hurt my feelings before.
Explains why she's dollen herself up to such extents.
I knew she wasnt great looken,, but we got along so good till she moved her kid in.
In fact,,, before that we were doen it almost 3 times a day. In morn, after work(usually on couch.she liked interupting my favorite shows), & before bed.
In fact she liked to do oral, but only for a few then it was "GIVE IT TO ME!!!!" Fine,,,but you know it was over pretty soon with that much vigor involved.
Oh how I would love a few hours of your oral pleasures!!!!!
Would your hubby take care of you from the other end???
If I was him I dont see how I could not??? Or how you wouldnt MAKE him!!

Well it sounds like you are coming to grips with you feelings about your ex.
And to the later part of your post, of course he would LOL or at least I hope And I absolutly LOVE oral and for hours and hours

Laine

 

[Laineforfun]

s to make oit all better

Any way,,, I hope you all dont hate me for writen this sex shit up here...
I'm thinken,,, if I cant write it at lit with you guys,,,,, were could I mention it????.
Sorry if I'm boring you to death. or sound like a whining ,,,,,,,.
Its got to do with my lousy sex life,,,,
Hope somebody gets into reading it.....
& maybe with any luck I'll find a way to spice it up with out becoming homosexual!!!!!!
You dont know how many of those we got around here.

to you all

We would never hate you Roybot. Thats what we are here for.......You are not whining its just life. We (I) will just have to offer lots of es & s to make it all better

 

[Laineforfun]

thats it,,,,I did it,,,,my last sentance,,,, I'm not bashing any one!!!!
I do not dis any body's sexual preferance. I've known plenty in about all the flavours imaginable, not inimately but as friends.
As long as they respect my preferance, were ok.

Thats what life should be about RESPECT

 

[roybot]

Re: Re: Re: jokes

Well it sounds like you are coming to grips with you feelings about your ex.
And to the later part of your post, of course he would LOL or at least I hope And I absolutly LOVE oral and for hours and hours

Laine

MMMMMM Laine!!!!why is it that we dont live closer????
My life is so unfair!!!!!!


To you !!!!!!!!!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Good Morning ALL!

Don't wanna missed the Bump!

Hve a great day now everyone!

Synner ... Ladybird... Roy...Laineforfun...Hot Lipscum...

 

[Laineforfun]

Re: Re: Re: Re: jokes

MMMMMM Laine!!!!why is it that we dont live closer????
My life is so unfair!!!!!!


To you !!!!!!!!!

Ya lifes a bitch huh?

It always seems like I am a dollar short or a day late like the old saying goes......... and now I am adding a few miles too far to that list too LOL

Sorry Roybot I would really love to give some needed attention to your under used.. ah... ummm. ....... ah well you get my point

 

[Laineforfun]

Good Morning ALL!

Don't wanna missed the Bump!

Hve a great day now everyone!

Synner ... Ladybird... Roy...Laineforfun...Hot Lipscum...

Greetings to you too sexy Gusty Wind. Beautiful AV you got there by the way.

 

[spicecajun]

Re: jokes

Got this emailed to me, How many of us can identify? ( Kinda had Roybot in mind???)



A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down. The man already sitting down says "Hey, this is a coincidence, we
both
have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?".
The other guy says, "Well it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
most
massive breasts in the world was there. So instead of saying "I'd like two
tickets to Pittsburg, I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one.
The first guy replies "Wow, this is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and wanted to say to my wife
'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said "You
ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."

I have to agree that was funny as hell. I am still laughing and I read it this morn

 

[Laineforfun]

Re: Re: jokes

I have to agree that was funny as hell. I am still laughing and I read it this morn

ya it was one of the goods ones, huh!!

 

[roybot]

Re: Re: jokes

I have to agree that was funny as hell. I am still laughing and I read it this morn

Hey spicy,,, been missen ya. Sure glad ya didnt drown behind that toilet.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Bumpity bump bump!

 

[Synnerman]

Re: Re: jokes

I have to agree that was funny as hell. I am still laughing and I read it this morn

Agreement all around spicy one.

Good to see you, hope all is well for you.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Maybe some day I'll mistakenly bought a sheep as a gard dog! Ahhh hahaha

Hahahaha ..lmao ..

 

[Synnerman]

Maybe some day I'll mistakenly bought a sheep as a gard dog! Ahhh hahaha

Hahahaha ..lmao ..

I don't know Gusty, I think it would be better at keeping you warm with all that fleece than keeping you safe.

 

[Gusty Wind]

I don't know Gusty, I think it would be better at keeping you warm with all that fleece than keeping you safe.

You are always so sweet and warm sexy Synner!