Synner Hangout

[Pamela]

Hey slinger!!! Where the hell have you been??

Horny Girl, I am so proud of you! That is wonderful news about the painting!!

I'm not sure if I'll be on tonight.....its my pampering night!! Long bath and painting my nails! My true obsession! I think I need a 12 step program!!! I looked at my container of all my nailpolish, tyring to decide how to paint them next. I thought.....maybe I should count them. OMG!!! I have 64 bottles!!!!

I need help!!!!

 

[peteruncle]

Hi Pam Darling!

Did you hear about the three guys,
drinking in a bar?
The Scotsman says: Where I'm from in
Glasgow, there's McDougal's, and the
owner buys you every third drink!
The New Yorker says: In Brooklyn, we
have Vinnie's and they buy you every
other drink!
So the Irishman says: That's nothing
In Dublin, Murphy buys you all the
drinks and then takes you to their
backroom and gets you laid!
So the other guys say: Really, did
that actually happen to you?
And the Irishman says: No,..but it
sure happened to me sister!

;P

 

[missy2]

Good Morning everyone!

So many questions posted.I could while away the hours...
If I only had a brain!I got about half right-that must put my IQ at least above string or toasters!

Pam-- you have so many bottles of Polish---don't you have any French or Swedish?OH,OH I'm sorry----polish--never mind!


Speaking of bad Nationality jokes;

If you're American in the living room,and you're Mexican in the kitchen,and you're African in the bedroom---what are you in the bathroom?





European! (neighbor kid told me that one)!

Have A Nice Day!!!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Since you're telling jokes ...

OK, I'm sure everybody knows what a French kiss is right?


Anyone know what an Aussie kiss is???




















Same as a French kiss, but down under

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Good Morning to everyone! Another lovely day here! Roxy is back to work today, so its just me and the kids again. Not that I mind, really, I love being the Mommy, but that's another story...Anyway, in fairness to requests I will be writing a new story very soon that will be posted in the stories section of the site. Give me a few days, though, you can't hurry art! Anyway, talk to you all a little later.

 

[harleyhog]

he's being sneaky,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he didn't say three what. if you take two from three people,,,,,you have 6,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I don't have the time to spend on here like some of you,,,so i'll be a virgin awhile(sigh)

 

[lipscum]

CLUB

Is this a private club or can anybody join?.

 

[lipscum]

THANKS PIPE

Wow lips....
With what G-man was swinging and a forked tongue
bet he could make a lot of women here happy..
Nice work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats on the av Missy

I like it !!!!!!!!!!!

When in doubt......right-click !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anybody ever leap out of their own surroundings around here, or is it all
private.
It just seems a bit incestuase?.

 

[lipscum]

TO PIPEBENDER

Thanks for the compliment

 

[lipscum]

PICS

HOW ABOUT A FEW MORE PICS FROM PEOPLE?

 

[Bob NN]

First Time

Well, it's after 4/15/02, and I promised the first time thing, so here goes.

First of all I want to say that my first time was over fifty years ago and the sexual revolution was not even dreamed of. The beautiful casual sexual encouters of today were not around. So it was that quite a few of us went through the rite of passage with a professional for money. (Somerset Maugham did a wonderful short story, later filmed, about his devirgining.)

Anyway, I was a teenager loose in Europe in 1949. I had been in Oxford for a while, and took a few days off to fly over to Paris, with the distinct intent of being deflowered. (It was my first airplane flight, too.) I went to a pharmacy to buy some rubbers, the normal nomenclature then. I, however, knew the word condom which sounded much more French to me. In my best American accent I said to the young ladies (who were the only clerks on duty) "Je voudrais acheter des condoms." Utter incomprehension greeted me. Finally, after much giggling, and my gesturing to my crotch and making motions of sliding something on my outstretched finger, one of them opened a drawer, pointed and said "Cela?" I nodded yes.

That evening I boldly went to Place Pigalle (or Pig Ally as the GI's knew it and started looking. It was easy. There were some who looked like they were understudies for "Anna Lucasta" and were a little too formidable. I wandered around until I spotted one that was more like the "girl next door." She took me around the corner and led me into a hotel which was a little swankier than the one I was staying in, took me upstairs and initiated me into the ritual of paying the towel boy. My pecker was already straining to rip my trouser in two, which she duly noted and immediately rectified by unbuckling my belt and undoing my fly. (I think we had zippers by that time, but I'm not sure, maybe Missy can remember.) She dropped my shorts (I still wore underwear in those days) and trousers to the floor, and cupped my balls in her hand, delicious. I was taking my blazer and tie and shirt off by myself. As I dumped them on a chair I noticed my school crest and mused at what my headmaster would have said seeing it there. She had her clothes off then, and I could see that she was really petite, and had rather small breasts which she enhanced with a little lift-up bra that just extended a little way up under her tittles. I had never seen one like it. She then asked me if I would rather be on top or would I rather have her on top. I had expected straight missionary so the idea of her on top intrigued me. I said I would rather have her on top and lay down on the bed. I was just getting comfy when I suddenly felt a sensation that I had never felt before. (I am getting a hard-on writing about it fifty-three years later.) It was literally indescribably delicious and overpowering. She had bent over and had all six inches of my cock in her mouth with her lips practically touching my balls. I had heard of cocksucking, of course, (Frenching as it was then, before that meant kissing.) but was certainly not expecting it. She then started moving up and down, licking from the base up to the top. paying special attention to the spot underneath the tip, and then taking the head into her mouth again while her tongue kept up its magic on Tyson's gland. She knew when I was about to come and took her mouth out of range just as I had my first non-self-induced orgasm. She kept pumping my cock with her hand. Of course I came much sooner than I wanted to, and immediately felt embarassed about that. I muttered something to the effect that we Americans were so efficient and quick, thus unfairly maligning my countrymen. She very nicely cleaned me off with the towel I had previously rented moistened in the handy bidet. We sat on the bed and talked in a mixture of French and English, and I asked to see her "yellow card" (a little late, of course, and we had never even discussed the protection I had so carefully bought). It had not been validated anywhere near as recently as it should have, but, hey, we hadn't even fucked (and AIDS didn't exist). She wanted to spend the time, and effort, to get me hard again so I could do it again (at a price). I told her that I hadn't changed enough pounds sterling into francs to afford it and get back to my hotel, which was true. (The total charge, including the towel boy, was under three dollars, but three dollars went much further then.) She then suggested that I come back the next night with more money and perhaps would I like a friend of hers (female) to join us. She would be around the same spot, and we could spend a lot more time and have an exhibition that she and her friend would put on between fucks.

I was right on time.

 

[missy2]

Cool encounter Bob. I'd LOVE to hear the rest!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Wow! Bob, I knew there was a reason why I wanted to hear your story!!! That was fantastic!!! I would also like to hear the rest if you don't mind sharing...You really are Groovy!!!

 

[ginslinger]

Trying to get it right...

Hi u-all... Wow this lit is a large place... Lots of fun stuff tho...
Pam I have been expanding my horizons a bit, what a wonderus place this is... So I tried to post a pic for u but I fucked it up ... So I put the dang thang as my av... When I saw it I thought of u my sweet, and a little tune filled my head... OH CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE... Love ya girl

 

[Pipebender]

'Slinger.........
You started out so great with pix.........

Zoe & Nikki...........Sooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!

More please ???????

Lips is right......

And you are welcome for the complement Lips...........

 

[Pipebender]

Harley

Ya Know....................

I got me a idea...............

Find another site, copy their words and paste them in this site.

That would be right clickin' Missy...............

Then your two fingers could take a break, you would not have to worry about time on the site and you could be deflowered............

 

[Pipebender]

'Slinger

New Treble clef av................uuuuuuuuuh !!

Right up my alley......Music !!!!!!!!

You still the man.......and Pix ???????????

 

[Pipebender]

BobN

Great story..............

Hope Harley does not have one like that............

Might be a Great-Grampa if he does.....LOL

BTW-----You are right about the apples Harley.

Typo error.....My two fingers did not catch it......

Good show my man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Synner was right...............He gets Pam ????????

 

[Synnerman]

Re: BobN

Synner was right...............He gets Pam ???????? [/B]

Oh goody, Goody, I will e-mail the delivery address. Where do I send the check for express delivery? Do you take credit cards? That speeds up waiting time. I can't wait, how about air express. No, I got it. Scotty. beam her down.

 

[Pamela]

OH MY GOD!!

I'm a freakin trophy now?!?


That is so cool!! And delivered right to sexy Synnerman's door!! I'm not sure who the winner is in that situation!!

Sorry Lips...I haven't posted lately because I've been so busy (personal shit) ...and haven't taken new ones. I will devote a whole night to take pictures real soon! Promise!

I'm still waiting to see 'slinger!! Come on you two!! We're drooling....I mean waiting!!

And what about harley and Synnerman??? Show me some skin guys!!!

 

[roybot]

pics

wel here goes. matbe it'll start somethin



what I got of the GF showin tit during bike week AT the bar

 

[roybot]

pics

Story here is , as we were leavin this party some guy a few steps in front yells for her to show her tits. & she did & I managed to get the shot with my slow camera. Next monday on radio(way to work) heard the guys were at some biker place & about a local ( famous in area ) lady decked out in chaps & a stars & stripes bikini , & how gorgious & all & how much tits & ass she was showin. gotta be same girl even if different place.

 

[roybot]

another 1 my fat ass

& she found my other pic & dont want me putten em up. but she doesnt mind getten freaky or showen hers in public.
???????

I know i'm gonna get flak on this one.

 

[missy2]

Titty Pics!

Way to go Roybot---now how 'bout some WEINERS!

Wait--I'm gonna try somethin'------

 

[roybot]

thats it for now, I'd like to get some out on my boat. We go far into the flats, ( I got a FLAT bottom skiff, cant follow me unless same set up) & get rid of tan lines or a little ways out in ocean & do same. Also fish 1 way or another. But either way I know that the people just on shore have telescopes just for that reason!