Synner Hangout

[Ladybird]

Raise your glass and lower your knickers, I will celebrate with you on that one.

Have a real good time love, you deserve it.

Let's hope I get to do both..

Thanks Syn, you're a mighty good friend.

I'd better go and try to make myself all bootiful. Catchya real soon.

 

[Synnerman]

Nightie night Darlin.

 

[Crimsonblue]

Bumpity bump!

 

[Guest]

kids think of weired things.

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment.
He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the
difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll show
you the difference. Go ask your mother if she would sleep
with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure
out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if
someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with
Robert Redford?"

His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile
on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I
would."

Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if
someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?"

His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've
figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million
bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."

 

[Crimsonblue]

Just show you my bump!




Hehe

 

[Ladybird]

Ok, let me raise you a bump, and bump this thread even again.

Hey everyone... keep smiling.

 

[roybot]

Wow... page 300, I can't let this go without being a part of it.

Hello everyone... sorry I haven't been around all that much, but I haven't been online a lot lately.

Anyways, I wanted to share some really good news with you all.. I have been working as a contractor on a long term temp assignment, and today I was given the job permanently. What a relief... it means I have some financial security at last. I can't tell you just how pleased and happy I am about it all.

And I had to tell you all... cos you're my friends.

Hey LB ,, & Hey there yall..
Good to hear from ya, & congrats on the job!!!
We're goin out on the boat fer a while see if any fishies feel like comen out of the water fer me.

 

[Synnerman]

OK Synners, here is a group of young ladies taking care of business on their way to the top.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish.

They all wind up in Heaven, trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?

" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one". St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her arse in it!"

 

[Synnerman]

Re: kids think of weired things.




That is quite a contraption there in your sig line skyace4. If it comes with a demonstration I just might order a couple for presents for some special friends this year. Of course I get all the demos so I can properly instruct the ladies on correct procedures.

Good joke also, thanks for stopping by and cum back any time or even all the time.

 

[Synnerman]

Hey LB ,, & Hey there yall..
Good to hear from ya, & congrats on the job!!!
We're goin out on the boat fer a while see if any fishies feel like comen out of the water fer me.

How was the fishing Roy? Is there a fish fry on Sunday or just an ordinary BBQ?

Raining here now and probably tomorrow also. Looks like indoor cooking for me this weekend. No fresh fish either.

 

[Synnerman]

Another for your amusement.

Life's Mottos

1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates. Life is more like a jar of jalapenos; you never know what's going to burn your ass.

2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they
go flying by.

3) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

4) Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the
first time, chances are you won't need them again.

5) I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

6) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where in the hell is the ceiling?

7) My reality check bounced.

8) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

9) I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!!!

10) You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

11) Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

12) Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat
you with experience.

13) Be careful, a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick
in the ass.

14) Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

15) The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

16) You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

17) So this isn't Home Sweet Home . . . Adjust!

18) Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

19) I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

20) Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
to be amused.

21) I'd love to live life in the fast lane, but I'm married to a speed bump.

22) What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it!

23) How can you tell which bottle contains her PMS medicine?
It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hello Synnerman, Ladybird, Roy, Crimson.

Bump! La la la

 

[roybot]

How was the fishing Roy? Is there a fish fry on Sunday or just an ordinary BBQ?

Raining here now and probably tomorrow also. Looks like indoor cooking for me this weekend. No fresh fish either.

I think the damm fish figured it was too damm cold to get out of the water. So all I caught is a cold............. But the boat was happy to do its thing.

Now for all the yokes, over here,,,, I go mostly with the one about the jalapeneo's.

 

[Ladybird]

Hello everyone..... hey Roy, I've been waiting for my fish hon. There's nothing like barbecued fish.

Gusty girl, you are one very nice lady you know.

Sexy Syn.. my evening out was great thanks, and I raised my glass many times. As for my knickers.......

Guess I'll have to wait for this really sexy American fella to come to Perth for a visit hey...

 

[Crimsonblue]

Ms Ladybird.

Bump2.

 

[Ladybird]

Crimsonblue

Bumping your bump with a thump..

 

[Crimsonblue]

 

[Gusty Wind]

Bumpitty bumpbump!

 

[roybot]

Wowwww,,
Looky at all the pretty bumpers.

 

[Hushbaby]

I'm just helping Gusty bump!

 

[Gusty Wind]

This thread must bump even in the rainning day!.

 

[Synnerman]

Sorry to hear about the lousy luck fishing Roy. I didn't get any BBQ fish but there is a road house near here and they serve southern fried catfish and I ate my share of that a couple days back. Catfish, cornbread, brunswick stew and cajun rice, it takes a blood rare steak about an inch and a half thick to top that. I am of course refering to fresh water catfish, the ocean variety can't compare at all.

 

[Synnerman]

Wowwww,,
Looky at all the pretty bumpers.

You know me Roy, I am always looking at the pretty bumpers.

 

[Synnerman]

I'm just helping Gusty bump!

If you are following Gusty around Hushbaby, you are displaying exquisite taste.

Next time you bump try a little grind along with it.

 

[Gusty Wind]

No way, Synner. You're kidding me! Thanks anyway. wow...