Synner Hangout

[roybot]

WOW! KOOL BIKE! Roy!
Hope you get lots of good rides out of it.

Thanx Gusty. I take it 26th to get #'s checked & registered.
Its (ALOT) louder than I ecpected
Its good up & down the block,,I hope its that way out on the rest of the roads.
Now I gotta fit it with the girly seat & a back rest

maybe a pic or 2

 

[roybot]

to bump or not to bump tis not my job

Hey,,,, well maybe you could bump us all naked & ,,,
We'd get some company back here.

 

[Crimsonblue]

Hey,,,, well maybe you could bump us all naked & ,,,
We'd get some company back here.

guess what roy, don't felt like posting anymore


have a good one yall, even if i missed it


again....

 

[roybot]

Hey Ya'll,,,,, I found another site like like the lit,,,,, its just a little slower.
call-kelly.com
Ya might like it.

 

[Synnerman]

Hey Roy, thats a great looking ride you made. Hope it performs the way you want.

The animated exercise series was something to see. I liked that one.

Gusty my love, I miss the bright smiles you always could bring me. I am on the run so much these days it seems there is never any time just to be me.

I miss the good times I had here with all of you.

 

[Ladybird]

Hello sexy people.

Another infrequent poster here, coming home to say hello. Tis good so see you all here, and of course, the ever so sexy Syn.

 

[roybot]

HEY Synner n Lady bird!!!!
Hope all is well & good for you guys even though We dont hear much from you guys....
Hmmm,,,,, we dont hear from either for so long & then we hear from both again,,,,
Should someone start a rumor?????
Hey Lady,,, I jumped at a paid for company trip to an AUSSIE place,,,,,,,,,,,,
(my poor hearing got the best of me,,,cause)
,,,,,,,,, it turned out to be austria,,,,,,,, so i passed it up. (specially this time of yr.)

 

[Synnerman]

Rumor



Lol, Roy if someone did start a rumor I would be in the best of company wouldn't I. The ever sexy LB can hang her knickers on my bedpost anytime.

It is wild though, I haven't been online for a long time and to have her here a mere 4 minutes after me is amazing.

Still hard for me looking at the new format here on Lit. Well, not new anymore but it is to me since I been mostly gone.

Roy, you mentioned a "rule" a few posts back. What new rule might that be?

 

[roybot]

Lol, Roy if someone did start a rumor I would be in the best of company wouldn't I. The ever sexy LB can hang her knickers on my bedpost anytime.

It is wild though, I haven't been online for a long time and to have her here a mere 4 minutes after me is amazing.

Still hard for me looking at the new format here on Lit. Well, not new anymore but it is to me since I been mostly gone.

Roy, you mentioned a "rule" a few posts back. What new rule might that be?

Yes you would be in awesome company,,,,& hell I'm back not log after you left tonite...(butt i'm on almost every nite. ????)
any way,,,,,,,the "RULE",,,,,2257 ?????? I even got it today in my yahoo mail. all written out.
But its an age related porno document for the "business"
Dont know if it actually pertains to sites like the lit.
But if youve got any one modeling for you.....better have papers that their over 18.
just in case our big mr. bush wants to see them.
& if you do have anyone that questionable modeling for you !!!!! I hope you SHARE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[Synnerman]

Rule



If you still have my e-mail address I would appreciate it if you could forward that rule to me. If not let me know and I will PM my address to you.

As for the age thing, I have been photographing nudes too long to not be certain of the age of those modeling for me. I would be the first to nail a child pornographer. Anyone taking advantage of our children should be taken care of in a most painful and permanent way.
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Cute story you might like.

A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde loses her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Unfortunately, the blonde’s foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune, the Woolworth’s manager sees her and unplugs the horse.

 

[TWB]

I like it!..

 

[roybot]

T

If you still have my e-mail address I would appreciate it if you could forward that rule to me. If not let me know and I will PM my address to you.

As for the age thing, I have been photographing nudes too long to not be certain of the age of those modeling for me. I would be the first to nail a child pornographer. Anyone taking advantage of our children should be taken care of in a most painful and permanent way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cute story you might like.

A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde loses her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Unfortunately, the blonde’s foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune, the Woolworth’s manager sees her and unplugs the horse.

That was good. Coarse theres people out there that dont even know what a woolworth was.
I'll have to look for that 2257. I didnt save it.

 

[Synnerman]

I like it!..

Thanks, I thought it was cute.

BTW, that nipple could put an eye out but I think I would risk it.

 

[Synnerman]

Don't worry about the rule Roy, now that I know what it is I can look it up.

If you are a pet lover, or not, check this out.

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The AKC now recognizes the following breeds:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind...

 

[roybot]

Don't worry about the rule Roy, now that I know what it is I can look it up.

If you are a pet lover, or not, check this out.

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The AKC now recognizes the following breeds:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind...

COOL. Guess my chow rottwielers arent recognized.

Hmmm rottenchow,,,,,,,,,,
Something you might wanna stay away from.
Hey,,,, I might have to put up a gaurded by sign like that.

 

[roybot]

For the football enthusiasts

for those of you that love football or know someone that does, i think you'll really enjoy this joke. i found it quite intelligent for a blonde joke. what does that say for me??

Football analysis by a blonde...

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get
the quarterback! Get the quarterback! Hel-LLLO! It's only 25
cents

 

[roybot]

>Three Minute Management Course
>
> Lesson One:
>
> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
> saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
>
> The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
> below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
> the rabbit and ate it.
>
> Management Lesson 1 - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
> sitting very, very high up.
>
>
> Lesson Two
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
> the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
> energy."
>
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
> "They're packed with nutrients."
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
> enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
>
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
> second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
> perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
> shot him out of the tree.
>
> Management Lesson 2 - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
> keep you there.
>
>
> Lesson Three
>
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
> froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
> there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird
> lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
>
> The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
> and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing
> and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the
> bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
>
> Management Lesson 3 - Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
> Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And when you're
> in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
>
> This ends your three-minute management course.
>
> REMEMBER: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
> tried.

 

[Synnerman]

Both good ones Roy, I will be saving them for later.

 

[Synnerman]

Saw this and had to share. Hope ya like it.

Blind Pilots

The entrance opens, two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forth coming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late and then we're all going to die."

 

[Crimsonblue]

missed you guys

 

[Synnerman]

The times I had here and the interesting and lovely people I met here have not ever been forgotten.

I hope all of my old friends are doing well.

Not much has changed for me, I work and grow older but not necessarily wiser. And every now and then I have a Lit type moment.

Untill the next time, Stay happy everyone and when you get a little, remember the ole Synner is is on your side, lol.

Bye for now, Syn

 

[Ladybird]

Hey Syn, so good to see you again.

This woman remembers happy and fun times with the good people of this thread, and the warmth and affection of the very sexy thread starter.

Take care my friend... you are in my thoughts often.

 

[roybot]

Hey Lady n Syn,,,
Good to hear somethen of the both of you.
& let me leave you guys with this little bit of gossip..... My girl got me back this morning, for me haven my toungue all over an ex sort of girl friend that came over my house with anoter very good ex girlfriend of mine,,,,, that MY g/f acually even offered them to spend the nite so they wouldnt have to drive a mile down the road.....
It was an interesting & even more bonding evening from my point of view for my real 1. Even more reason for loving her.
& We wish the best for all of you also especially with the holidays coming up.
Its going to be a busy time now,for me, having kids n all.
All the best!!!!!!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Yeah! The thread is alive!

Missed you all, Synnerman, Ladybird and Roy ( great av Roy! )!

Have not been posting much, now that all the old friends are back! Yeah!

 

[Ladybird]

Roy and Gusty... so good to see you both here. It's like a mini reunion isn't it.

Roy, I have some goss too. Since we last talked I've met a man who has become very special to me. I can't believe how lucky I am to love and be loved by him. All is very very good in the Ladybird household.

Let's not let time lapse again as it has, let's all keep in touch - here.