Synner Hangout

[Crimsonblue]

CB, I don't know your calendar age but your heart is no where near old. You present to me a young heart and those who have grown to care for you here as well as in real life know this. So when those blue moments come over you remember there are those who care for you. This Ole Synner is here to stroke and make love to your young heart so let it sing and in turn mine will join it.

Syn

oooh dear..can't take it. when you touches my heart too deep...can't thank you enough my dearest friend..

 

[roybot]

Sorry to hear about your misfortune Roy. Glad you are on the mend though. That is not the kind of being laid up that we wish for is it. Hope you had some help from some pretty young lady during the ordeal.

Thanx guys. No it wasnt a pleasant hibernation. & yes i owe my lady immeasurably. My poor dog would have had to suffer going to a doggy place (which she HATES!!!!!) while i was in the hostilepital. (thats not a misspelling)
Dr. was ok, but from my experience it seems most of the nurses r just there for a paycheck, & dont really give a shit about the individuals untill their evaluation is at stake. Hell my nurse sister even called them once FROM new jersey to see why my pain meds were always so LATE!!!! untill then or calling the supervisor i was ( you could see it in there everything) just a pain in their ass.
Well some people have friends in politics,,, all rest of my fam worked in hospial up north. I've another doc appointment & then get to write their review. &so,I know where to send them to get noticed, instead of being filed in the RECYCLE bin.

Well enuff again of rambling. So far ass biking...GUESS WHAT????
I get to go back to work that very weekend bike week starts!!!!!
Isnt that just fanfuckingfabuloustastic!!!!! or what????
Even if i wasnt physically,, all my ins runs out then. Hope weather gets so ya'll can get riden,, weather here got cold, most freezen i've seen down here my 16 yrs . almost a week strait over nite. I'm finnally to the point ca trust my self to wrestle the handlebars to ride the cycle. battery charging time. LATER.
& thanx Ya'll. butt seems like Spicey fell further off the world than i did.

 

[Crimsonblue]

hope you are feeling better already roybot, take care buddy

 

[roybot]

hope you are feeling better already roybot, take care buddy

TONS. Thanx.

 

[Crimsonblue]

TONS. Thanx.

most welcome my friend

 

[Crimsonblue]

bumpity bumps

 

[roybot]

Just heard a good one.

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy
a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I
honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the
package,
took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.
So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was
empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked
it..
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her
blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do
these excite you?' She asked
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it
on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she
said, 'We
don't have much time..' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within
a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'
she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She liked
to beat the shit out of me...

 

[Crimsonblue]

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy
a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I
honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the
package,
took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.
So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was
empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked
it..
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her
blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do
these excite you?' She asked
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it
on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she
said, 'We
don't have much time..' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within
a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'
she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She liked
to beat the shit out of me...

lol. tell me it wasn/t truth..

 

[roybot]

The hazards of phone sex.

 

[roybot]

& why it pays to have your working license up to date.



The Professional Bartender








A guy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender filled his mug and slid it down the bar.


While sliding down the bar, the mug hit a blond woman's boobs and splashed all over them...


The bartender went over, retrieved the mug and licked the beer off her boobs.






Each time the guy called for another beer this happened.


After his third beer, the guy decided to help the bartender out.


The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumped up and started to lick them...


She decked him!







He was laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why'd you let the bartender lick your boobs, but not me?'
'Duh,' said the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'

 

[Crimsonblue]

The hazards of phone sex.

aaahahhahahha
thanks for the Lol

 

[Crimsonblue]

bumps you all!!

 

[Synnerman]

Anniversary



Well my friends, believe it or not the end of March marked eight years for this thread. Of course it is not as lively as it once was but it is still here. For me coming here and saying hello to old friends is like going home and visiting family. It is always a pleasure to see who has come by to say hello.

Some good jokes there Roy, we all need to laugh now and then. The phone sex one is priceless.

 

[Synnerman]

CB, as always you stay with us and even provide a bump now and then when it gets too slow. You are a true loyal friend and we are glad you are one of us.

 

[Synnerman]

Almost forgot Roy. Last week end was nice sunshine and fair riding weather. I took a ride from here in LA over to visit friends in Arizona. About six hundred miles round trip. First ride for the year other thah a few short hops. Harley performed well and no road problems. Was a great week end. Hope you get a few of them soon also.

 

[Crimsonblue]

hello dear synnerman and roy.
it always feels good to bump this threadand have you bump back..
hugsto all

yeah! Spring is here, good bye winter,..

 

[Synnerman]

I usually say good riddance to winter but good bye will do. I like summer and that's why I live in southern california. We get a bit of rain in the winter and a smaller bit in spring then good weather till October and beyond sometimes.

 

[roybot]

Almost forgot Roy. Last week end was nice sunshine and fair riding weather. I took a ride from here in LA over to visit friends in Arizona. About six hundred miles round trip. First ride for the year other thah a few short hops. Harley performed well and no road problems. Was a great week end. Hope you get a few of them soon also.

ALWAYUS OK with the new yr. stuff. I wish I had time to goof off... buttt not the deal,,, gotta putt this stuff together beforehND

iT SOUNDS LIKE WAS A FUN RIDE... WISH i HAD THWE TIME FOR IT.

 

[Crimsonblue]

CB, as always you stay with us and even provide a bump now and then when it gets too slow. You are a true loyal friend and we are glad you are one of us.

hey you cowboy
bump2

 

[Synnerman]

Hey now Roy, I finally got to go to Sturgis for the Rally. Guess my lucky number was 70 this being the 70th rally there. Something like 2,750 miles in all and the Harley took it all with only one problem. I lost the regulator and ran the battery dead but it charged back up and I finished the ride after getting new regulator. I am going to have to look into Daytona for next year. That is much farther away though. A little over 2,500 miles one way. That is twice as far as Sturgis. Well, maybe. Will see how it looks before the day comes.

 

[Synnerman]

hey you cowboy
bump2

Hello there CB. TY for the kiss and Back to you.

I don't recall if you like motorcycles or not but I had a blast on the trip I just made and looking forward to the next one. CYA later pretty one nice to say hello now and then.

 

[Synnerman]

Hope this brings a chuckle to you folks.




What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."


Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!


Harry replied: "Pockets."


Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"


Harry: "Pants."


Ms Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"


The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."


The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."




The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "

 

[roybot]

Hey now Roy, I finally got to go to Sturgis for the Rally. Guess my lucky number was 70 this being the 70th rally there. Something like 2,750 miles in all and the Harley took it all with only one problem. I lost the regulator and ran the battery dead but it charged back up and I finished the ride after getting new regulator. I am going to have to look into Daytona for next year. That is much farther away though. A little over 2,500 miles one way. That is twice as far as Sturgis. Well, maybe. Will see how it looks before the day comes.

Cool...daytona's a hell of a ride from your side. Can be great if weather is in your favour.
& yeah,,after living the daytona bike week thing so many times I defenitely have to do a Sturgis some time. I wonder if the same vendors are there??? LOL.
Buddy of mine did sturgis a few yrs back,,, n I guess they camped out cause said it had rained & the feild was so clay mud slippery he wouldnt even ride the bike to his spot... EVERYBODY was droppen 'em.
Best luck with the plans.

 

[Synnerman]

I hear you Roy on the weather. It can be a bitch if it turns cold and wet. I had a couple light sprinkles going to Sturgis but nothing to bother about and didn't last long either time. I barely slowed down. Daytona would be different. There is more chance of rain on that trip.
I camped out at Sturgis but even the campground is expensive. I have a friend who knows people around Daytona and he is looking for a camp spot that won't break me. Maybe even a room, that would be nice.

OK off to get some food in the galley, You take care.

Syn

 

[VikingVito]

Welcome !