Take a Shower;

[Black_Bird]

All of you still smell like sleep.

*Waddles off to the shower*

 

[Black_Bird]

Wha? No one else is taking a shower? You are all sitting in front of your computer stinky? Pft. Filthy people...

 

[sexy-girl]

you mean i was stinky all day at work

 

[Black_Bird]

you mean i was stinky all day at work

Yes, you stinky person, you!

Ew, you're just nasty.

 

[juicylips]

Oh. I see.

You're trying to lure me into taking a shower with you.

JL

 

[sexy-girl]

im just one of mother natures stinky creatures

 

[sunstruck]

I took a 45 minute shower this morning. I'm still sleepy. Thunder storms make me want to stay in bed.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Oh. I see.

You're trying to lure me into taking a shower with you.

JL

Oh, okay - you figured me out. JL, would you take a shower with me? I can't quite reach that place inbetween my shoulder blades.

 

[Black_Bird]

im just one of mother natures stinky creatures

Uh huh. Stinky Stinky Ew Ew Ew!

You smell like girl farts.

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: Oh. I see.

Oh, okay - you figured me out. JL, would you take a shower with me? I can't quite reach that place inbetween my shoulder blades.

As long as when I turn around you'll do me too.

JL

 

[Black_Bird]

I took a 45 minute shower this morning. I'm still sleepy. Thunder storms make me want to stay in bed.

YEAH!!!

Good for you! You're now all soapy smelling fresh like a waterfall, or a rainshower, or an Irish Morning, or like a doctors office, if you use anti-bactieral soap...

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: Oh. I see.

As long as when I turn around you'll do me too.

JL

You can't reach inbetween your shoulder blades either? No one likes stinky shoulder blades...

 

[sunstruck]

YEAH!!!

Good for you! You're now all soapy smelling fresh like a waterfall, or a rainshower, or an Irish Morning, or like a doctors office, if you use anti-bactieral soap...

I used a kiwi melon soap. But I somehow always smell like citrus. *shrug*

I can't function without a shower. Even after my morning swim I don't feel right until I've soaped up.

Why the obsession with hygene this morning Bird?

 

[Black_Bird]

Why the obsession with hygene this morning Bird?

I'm not obsessed; I only take four showers everyday!

 

[sunstruck]

I'm not obsessed; I only take four showers everyday!

OCD? Or are you just a really sweaty guy?

 

[sexy-girl]

Uh huh. Stinky Stinky Ew Ew Ew!

You smell like girl farts.

all black birds pants have skid marks in them

 

[Black_Bird]

OCD? Or are you just a really sweaty guy?

Some people think I'm a sweety...

 

[Black_Bird]

all black birds pants have skid marks in them

Since when do birds wear pants?

 

[lovetoread]

Ok,I will take one.


But I hate to shower alone.

 

[Black_Bird]

Ok,I will take one.
But I hate to shower alone.

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[lovetoread]

Hey now.

I love it when Tiger eats me.

 

[Black_Bird]

Hey now.

I love it when Tiger eats me.

Yeah, but he doesn't tear you into a bloody mess!

 

[lovetoread]

Yeah, but he doesn't tear you into a bloody mess!

Well there was this one time.....