*takes in a deep breath*

JazzManJim

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I'M HOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNY!


Wow...it feels good just to get that out once in a while. :)
 
So, in the "I'm Horny 24/7/365 Club" do we get a membership card, have to pay dues, get t-shirts? Any benefits what-so-ever?
 
And you call yourself horny? Hmmm questioning your ability to be the leader of a pack of desperately desirous individuals. ;)
 
SecretLove69 said:
So, in the "I'm Horny 24/7/365 Club" do we get a membership card, have to pay dues, get t-shirts? Any benefits what-so-ever?
Benefits? I hear those weekly meetings are pretty interesting...
 
Kain__Thornn said:
Benefits? I hear those weekly meetings are pretty interesting...

For sure - coffee and donuts
"Hi my name is Secret and I'm addicted to sex and need it every fuckin' day"

Gawd, I hope there isn't a 12 step program - I'm not really here to be cured.
 
SecretLove69 said:
For sure - coffee and donuts
"Hi my name is Secret and I'm addicted to sex and need it every fuckin' day"

Gawd, I hope there isn't a 12 step program - I'm not really here to be cured.


I'm fairly sure it's a 12-Position program.
 
JazzManJim said:
I'M HOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNY!


Wow...it feels good just to get that out once in a while. :)
I know what you mean.
Saying it hourly just doesn't seem to cut it anymore.
 
Ok then - let's just start and play it by ear - or whatever part of the body you want
 
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