You could be right...... mind you a few of them seem like they may have escaped from somewhere.
Morning btw
On balance I think I prefer Portillo
Morning Tal and accompanying pervs and deviants, what's happening in this corner of the world today?
Who wants to come over and help out with the tree trimming and yard work today?
I'm still chuckling about the garden gnomes thing Tal, too funny.
I can't get through a single topic conversation, it makes me cringe too much. I have Chris Tarrant's Extreme Railways on in the background. I shouldn't watch this type of thing, it feeds my wanderlust too much.
You could be right...... mind you a few of them seem like they may have escaped from somewhere.
Morning btw
Morning Tnman
I'd like to point out I've never watched Loose Women. When I found out it wasn't a no-holds barred gang bang, I was most disappointed!!
G'morning/afternoon.
A few look like the lovechild of Mick Jagger and Theresa May.
Good morning, Fish
Ah, it's less about the person and more about the place. Or places. I love the idea of train journeys - it's on my list to do the Trans-Siberian, and coast to coast USA.
Uh huh, sure, sure.
I wouldn't slate them because of their looks, you shallow men! It's their behaviour I cringe at. If I saw intelligent, humorous interactions then it would be good. But it's not. Their jokes are weak, stereotypical and predictable. There's no wit, and mediocre intelligence. Having a loud voice and wanting attention seems to be the only qualities needed to be on there. None of them are even good at interviewing guests.
And there ends my TV review of the week.
Well, hello sir!
I would love to come and help. I want to see you shimmy up a tree to cut off branches etc, fuck yeah.
Sadly, I'm shortly due to go and spend the afternoon with my daughter. So, you're going to have to be extra careful to not cut off any limbs, or break bones etc. I'll not be impressed if you try to do any Tarzan impressions and end up in hospital. *stern look*
Oh, the perverse responsibility lies firmly with AF! He's the kinky fucker. I'm too innocent to have even considered naughty gnomes. *scrubs halo*
Ha! Do your worst.
I can't get through a single topic conversation, it makes me cringe too much. I have Chris Tarrant's Extreme Railways on in the background. I shouldn't watch this type of thing, it feeds my wanderlust too much.
Uh huh, sure, sure.
I wouldn't slate them because of their looks, you shallow men! It's their behaviour I cringe at. If I saw intelligent, humorous interactions then it would be good. But it's not. Their jokes are weak, stereotypical and predictable. There's no wit, and mediocre intelligence. Having a loud voice and wanting attention seems to be the only qualities needed to be on there. None of them are even good at interviewing guests.
And there ends my TV review of the week.
I take that as an insult. There's a difference between being charismatic - like me, obvs - and just being an attention seeker.
You're saying that I'm loud and want attention?
Oh, that's right, I forgot: You're a delicate fucking flower....
You're saying that I'm loud and want attention?
http://www.lasclavesdesol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/YOU-LIKE-ME.gif
Even my haters secretly like me. I'm fucking awesome.
Never a lover or a hater be....
I am the Tolerator
for the main woman in the house. I hope you're doing okay today!
Just popping in before I go nap to leave a
*Fistbumps for everyone else.*
