Tank Top Weather

[Hypoxia]

...I agree that festivals can present a huge array of plot ideas, dancing, hedonism, outdoors, etc. But I am afraid I do not know what 'NND' means?

NND = National Nude Day and its upcoming LIT contest, for which I'm cooking a couple more festival stories based on Rainbow Family gatherings, outdoor clothing-optional fests. I long-ago posted an episode about one. I may add a piece about nudists assembling around remote hot springs in a Southern Hemisphere winter, NND in Tierra del Fuego. No polar bears there, whew.

 

[sirhugs]

NND = National Nude Day and its upcoming LIT contest, for which I'm cooking a couple more festival stories based on Rainbow Family gatherings, outdoor clothing-optional fests. I long-ago posted an episode about one. I may add a piece about nudists assembling around remote hot springs in a Southern Hemisphere winter, NND in Tierra del Fuego. No polar bears there, whew.

how do the tentacle monsters handle that weather?

 

[Hypoxia]

how do the tentacle monsters handle that weather?

They never dress, so it's just another day in the neighborhood.

 

[sirhugs]

They never dress, so it's just another day in the neighborhood.

do they run through the sprinkler?

 

[Hypoxia]

do they run through the sprinkler?

Picture yourself as a cephalopod lurking on a suburban lawn. Try running. Oops. The suckers on your tentacles get encrusted with yard debris. Neighborhood pets chase you. You run out on the road like a tiger in Texas and hope the town water truck sprays you down. But no, it's only more dogs, and pet ferrets, out hunting. Not an optimal situation.

 

[sirhugs]

Picture yourself as a cephalopod lurking on a suburban lawn. Try running. Oops. The suckers on your tentacles get encrusted with yard debris. Neighborhood pets chase you. You run out on the road like a tiger in Texas and hope the town water truck sprays you down. But no, it's only more dogs, and pet ferrets, out hunting. Not an optimal situation.

unless it heads to the kid's wading pool first...

 

[Hypoxia]

unless it heads to the kid's wading pool first...

It better be a saltwater wading pool. Tentacle critters need oceanic minerals.

 

[Carnevil9]

It better be a saltwater wading pool. Tentacle critters need oceanic minerals.

Possibly all Earth-based cephalopods are saltwater based. But alien tentacle creatures that thrive in fresh water would not strain the limits of suspension of disbelief. Would they? I believe Cthulhu himself was part fresh-water, on his mother's side.

 

[Hypoxia]

Possibly all Earth-based cephalopods are saltwater based. But alien tentacle creatures that thrive in fresh water would not strain the limits of suspension of disbelief. Would they? I believe Cthulhu himself was part fresh-water, on his mother's side.

Of course there are swamp critters, but bogwater ain't necessarily very fresh. Maybe some ET squids require sewage or toxic industrial wastes to thrive, same as conservative politicians, but squids have larger brains.

Anyway, AFAIK Cthulhu and other Ancient Ones resided in the South Pacific, which was briny even before radioactive debris dumping. And Cthulhu's slimy tentacles aren't very erotic although I'm sure some fetishists would disagree.

Back to topic. Would Cthulhu be seen in a tank top? I hope not.

 

[Carnevil9]

.....Back to topic. Would Cthulhu be seen in a tank top? I hope not.

He'd look better in a tube top.

 

[DanDraper]

As I typed an email to a friend commenting upon how nice the scenery was, I thought, "there must be a Literotica story in this..."

But I've been thinking on it for a few days, and it's still mushy like runny mashed potatoes.

If you search by tags for Tank Top, you'll find over two hundred stories. I didn't go through them all to see which refers to tank top weather. But it might be a good theme to a story, especially if you post it in the spring/summer where its more relatable to the time it's written.

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[Hypoxia]

If you search by tags for Tank Top, you'll find over two hundred stories. I didn't go through them all to see which refers to tank top weather.

Look for Tank Top stories submitted for Summer Lovin' contests. I'm too lazy.
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I think of local summer fests. On the Russian River north of San Francisco it's Poison Oak Days and the Banana Slug Festival. Joshua Tree on the Mojave Desert hosts Desert Tortoise Days. Along the Erie Canal, beer barrel parties abound at canal locks every weekend.

For an Exhibitionist tale, set Tank Top Days in a hot-weather university town. Everyone (all genders and ages) on- and off-campus must wear a minimal wifebeater during the steamy week. Shorts, skirts, and kilts may only reach mid-thigh. Tank-Top Cops enforce the dress code by soaking violators with water cannons. See-throughs ensue.

 

[sirhugs]

Spring springs eternally before summer. There is something joyous about that feeling.