Taylor Love here.... I do numerous things.

[Melissa1989]

I ignored it because I didn't know what it meant and didn't want to look stupid. too late..

I am mostly surprised that everyone ignored the balloons and farting

Yes thats right I burp.... loud and proud while giving the BEST strip tease.

OR I can just give a straight burping show. YOUR CHOICE!

I can burp on command... I can do a scale of 1-10...

I am a female.

I do foot.... hands... gloves.... balloons.... eating.... farting.... tickle.... bondage...

If theres something NOT listed, JUST ASK.

My friends think im weird. BUT im here to make sure you're happy.

PM me if you would like a skype show.
Currently discounted rates!

I want to share!
TL

 

[Joshbox89]

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[bigwoody8]

I ignored it because I didn't know what it meant and didn't want to look stupid. too late..

What kind of off-brand web cam show would you charge people for, Melissa?

 

[Melissa1989]

Josh, how much would you pay for me to cough into a balloon and tickle myself with it??

Burping? What kind of a sick freak gets off on that?!

Now, coughing, that really gets my motor going. Can we negotiate a price?

What kind of off-brand web cam show would you charge people for, Melissa?

 

[cunnilingual2]

Josh, how much would you pay for me to cough into a balloon and tickle myself with it??

Coughing into a baloon.....now there's a new one on me. I must have missed that one on my last trip to Tijuanna.

 

[fletchx]

Dont worry Fletch. I will keep your secret. reveal yourself to me here, no one is reading.....

Sure thing! What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Joshbox89]

Josh, how much would you pay for me to cough into a balloon and tickle myself with it??

*checks wallet*

How about 4 receipts, a blockbuster card and a condom?

 

[ornitorinko]

*checks wallet*

How about 4 receipts, a blockbuster card and a condom?

I'll help you out. Have another 5 recipts, a HMV card and an out of date condom.

 

[Melissa1989]

Save the condom for later honey
So do you still have the items the receipts are for so I can I return them for cash? but you have to absorb the cost of mailing them.

And since I liked your story so much I've decided to throw in a bonus video of me eating a cheese and tomato sandwich! I will struggle while I do it, trying to fit it into my mouth.

*checks wallet*

How about 4 receipts, a blockbuster card and a condom?

 

[bigwoody8]

Save the condom for later honey
So do you still have the items the receipts are for so I can I return them for cash? but you have to absorb the cost of mailing them.

And since I liked your story so much I've decided to throw in a bonus video of me eating a cheese and tomato sandwich! I will struggle while I do it, trying to fit it into my mouth.

What will you be renting from blockbuster?!?

Please say Mrs. Doubtfire

 

[Melissa1989]

Mrs. Doubtfire of course!

What will you be renting from blockbuster?!?

Please say Mrs. Doubtfire

 

[bigwoody8]

Mrs. Doubtfire of course!

Yesss

http://www.totaleclips.com/Player/Bounce.aspx?eclipid=e39000&bitrateid=382&vendorid=481&type=.jpg

 

[Melissa1989]

Mrs Doubtfire is the spitting image of me!

 

[Joshbox89]

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[Melissa1989]

Okay then video is not free. What else can you offer?

Cheese AND tomato? Well I'm a lucky guy. I haven't been this excited since I got a girl to eat a pork pie on video.

And no, just receipts. Sorry!

 

[Joshbox89]

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[StripperSlutWife]

I am mostly surprised that everyone ignored the balloons and farting

No balloons are a fairly common fetish. I used to do some webcam work back in the very early days of broadband internet, and balloons were second in popularity only to smoking, as far as requests I never would have thunk. I learned a lot in the several months I worked that site!

For instance, I learned very quickly to have a couple bags of dollar store balloons handy, right alongside the nylons and other more commonly-asked-for props.

I was never asked to fart, or burp. At least, not that I recall...

 

[AJ78]

I have to say, this thread is fucking hilarious.

Also, I like your breasts, Melissa.

 

[bigwoody8]

No balloons are a fairly common fetish. I used to do some webcam work back in the very early days of broadband internet, and balloons were second in popularity only to smoking, as far as requests I never would have thunk. I learned a lot in the several months I worked that site!

For instance, I learned very quickly to have a couple bags of dollar store balloons handy, right alongside the nylons and other more commonly-asked-for props.

I was never asked to fart, or burp. At least, not that I recall...

Finally... someone with some real life cam-girl experience to weigh in on the subject(s)!

Please... what were the most common balloon related requests?

 

[drtyyoleman]

I think I'll pass on thsi money making scheme.
I really am disgusted by the fact that they allow people to do advertise themselves here.
It isn't a street corner.

 

[cumbtwntits]

Yes thats right I burp.... loud and proud while giving the BEST strip tease.

OR I can just give a straight burping show. YOUR CHOICE!

I can burp on command... I can do a scale of 1-10...

I am a female.

I do foot.... hands... gloves.... balloons.... eating.... farting.... tickle.... bondage...

If theres something NOT listed, JUST ASK.

My friends think im weird. BUT im here to make sure you're happy.

PM me if you would like a skype show.
Currently discounted rates!

I want to share!
TL

I'm always baffled that anyone would pay for this crap

 

[Melissa1989]

Oh.. is that where you usually make your money?

I think I'll pass on thsi money making scheme.
I really am disgusted by the fact that they allow people to do advertise themselves here.
It isn't a street corner.

 

[Melissa1989]

AJ, AJ, AJ... What am I going to do with you.. sigh

I have to say, this thread is fucking hilarious.

Also, I like your breasts, Melissa.

 

[Melissa1989]

I found some fluff in my belly button. Want half?

Josh, I know you're just looking for a fight..

No balloons are a fairly common fetish. I used to do some webcam work back in the very early days of broadband internet, and balloons were second in popularity only to smoking, as far as requests I never would have thunk. I learned a lot in the several months I worked that site!

For instance, I learned very quickly to have a couple bags of dollar store balloons handy, right alongside the nylons and other more commonly-asked-for props.

I was never asked to fart, or burp. At least, not that I recall...

This is interesting but I'm not sure I understand. What exactly does one do with balloons?

 

[Joshbox89]

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