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You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”
― C.S. Lewis

tea goes hand in hand with literature
 
Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
"Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

decadence ... sinful decadence, I do enjoy a good tea party
 
A long time ago in a country far far away before homogenized milk my granddad always had first dibs on the milk bottle so he could have cream in his tea. The kids got the milk below.
 
“I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them."
"Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
 
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“I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them."
"Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
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Many, many times in life it's either tea or nothing.

But tea is something.
 
This is Brewtopia

I've not seen any of these tea commercials, Rom. They're really fun.

Although, so far, I like Brewtopia the best.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6tIxOasrbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8MWb1FlODQ

Lyrics in Yorkshire dialect Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee? On Ilkla Mooar baht 'atWheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee? Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee? On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o' cowd Then us'll ha' to bury thee Then t'worms'll come an' eyt thee up Then t'ducks'll come an' eyt up t'worms Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks Then us'll all ha' etten thee That's wheear we get us ooan back

Interpretation in Standard English Where have you been since I saw you, I saw you? On Ilkley Moor without a hat Where have you been since I saw you, I saw you? Where have you been since I saw you? On Ilkley Moor without a hat On Ilkley Moor without a hat On Ilkley Moor without a hat You've been courting Mary Jane You're going to catch your death of cold Then we will have to bury you Then the worms will come and eat you up Then the ducks will come and eat up the worms Then we will go and eat up the ducks Then we will all have eaten you That's where we get our own back
 
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“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground
 
Today was a cloudy, rainy day. For some reason I always crave Earl Grey tea when the weather is such.
I wonder if you guys have a preferred tea depending on the weather or your mood.
 
I almost always drink variations on black tea. A lunch place nearby has a great tea bar, and offers pu-erh tea (which is a fermented dark). It's very different depending on where it comes from, but is usually very earthy and malty at its base.

Occasionally, mostly in the evenings, I'll choose the Earl.

Very, very occasionally, it will be green or even an herbal tea.
 
Magicscreen2 said:
I've not seen any of these tea commercials, Rom. They're really fun.

Although, so far, I like Brewtopia the best.
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Yawkshaw (to pronounce it proper) is God's Own County so only makes sense to be a tea utopian society. My tea expert, my mum, was a from Hessle. Which proves my point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBBkWfMTkN8

Which is why you should use a teapot with square bags and no silly strings attached.
 
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