Tearing panties

sweetsubsarahh said:
If you call it a weewee it must not be very hard at all . . . :cool:

That hole poking thing doesn't work anyway. My man says it causes serious chafing.

The chafing is half the fun.
 
Softouch911 said:
in my limited experience, the knife thing works.

Recipe:

Heat one woman to point of simmer,

add enough heat to encourage pelvic movement, then say magic words:

"I want you. Now."

pull out knife, hold blade where she can see it, a hand on her chest to hold her steady, then:

"Hold very still, insert name here "

(It helps to get the right name, of course)

So she can see blade of knife is reversed, with sharp side up, slide it under fabric on side of each leg, lift with slicing motion to let her feel pressure of fabric and freedom as the cloth separates.

Climb up her body. Slide knife (sharp side up again) and, while she is absorbed in spice of kiss, lift in slicing motion again. The bra is tougher so her body will follow the blade up an inch or two before the blade slices through the bra.

Voila, one steaming woman, ready to garnish and, ahem, eat.

In my (two) experiences, it's worked just fine. But yeah, a gentleman gifts the lady next day with the delivery of a nice set of replacement undies.

Yeah, that will work. That would deffinitly work.
Care to give a demenstration? ;)
(Damn I'm hot now!)
 
Some of us have old ones that are just waiting to be torn off. I imagine that not every woman thinks ahead like I do, though. ;)
 
They don't always go with one tug, have to be careful so as not to give her a 'waistband burn'. Go for the sides, that's where they rip the easiest.
Use both hands, they'll give.
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
They don't always go with one tug, have to be careful so as not to give her a 'waistband burn'. Go for the sides, that's where they rip the easiest.
Use both hands, they'll give.

What he said.
 
I thought I had addressed this very issue in a similarly titled thread.

Try seperating the material of the panty from the waistband; pull each in a different direction. Don't be afraid to use your teeth either, if necessary. All you really need to do is get that first little hole made in the fabric and then you can expand it for easier access (to her hole.)

Don't pull the material against her sensitive areas. You might start by rolling her over onto her chest, slapping her ass each time you fail to get the first tear started, and keep tell her in explicit detail exactly what you are going to do to her, how long you are going to do it to her, and how much you are going to enjoy doing it to her.

If the panties in question are not giving way, and you cannot get that first tear started find the largest pair of scissors you have available, tell her to relax, and carefully create the first cut. Put the scissors away and then grab the damn things and start ripping them to shreads.

If you want to be sneaky about it and make things look more spontaneous, rummage through the knicker drawer and use a small sewing needle to cut a couple of stitches for future shreading ease.

I hope this has helped.
 
Yep, bend her over, ass in the air, and use both hands to rip open the crotch. It is easily done, believe me. Not that it might have happened to me a couple of times, of course.

Ripping lacy body suits from her can be fun, too, especially if she's tied up, with her hands above her head. Again, not that that's ever happened to me. Nor has it ever happened that I've had a body suit cut from me with a bread knife. ;)

:cool:
 
Ripping them off? Cutting? Tearing? Damageing my lingerie is grounds for being cut off for weeks while I sulk. Not using delicates to wash them will get you a tongue lashing and not the fun kind!

Dancers wear a kind of undies called performance sheers, which give fairly easily. they aren't as expensive and I suppose it might be erotic occasionally. I spend a lot on mine, so damageing them isn't likely to endera you to me or make me hot in a way you would care to be on the recieving end of.
 
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