Technical Question

[OhMissScarlett]

Does anyone think a cold stick of butter would melt after being inserted into a woman's vagina a few times? Anyone want to do the experiment for me? I'm fresh out of butter.

 

[TheEarl]

Does anyone think a cold stick of butter would melt after being inserted into a woman's vagina a few times? Anyone want to do the experiment for me? I'm fresh out of butter.

Do you know, I've never really considered it before?



The Earl

 

[Guest]

you could always freeze it first

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Do you know, I've never really considered it before?



The Earl

I know, this story is reaching new heights of sickness.

you could always freeze it first

No, I want it to melt.
and brrrrr, chilly.

 

[logophile]

Neo is right, if you froze it first, it would last longer.
Other wise I think you probably have one, maybe two good insertions before it's too soft to use anymore.

Of course, you could insert half a stick of butter and wait for it melt, then sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar to taste and have dessert.
Or maybe that's just me.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Neo is right, if you froze it first, it would last longer.
Other wise I think you probably have one, maybe two good insertions before it's too soft to use anymore.

Of course, you could insert half a stick of butter and wait for it melt, then sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar to taste and have dessert.
Or maybe that's just me.

That's my Logo, always thinking outside the, um, box.

Actually, the characters need to just melt the butter a bit for another use. So, the faster it starts to melt, the better.

 

[logophile]

That's my Logo, always thinking outside the, um, box.

Actually, the characters need to just melt the butter a bit for another use. So, the faster it starts to melt, the better.

You called me 'your Logo.'
Now I'm all damp and stuff.

Hmph!
I'll just have to masturbate, I guess.

 

[Guest]

No, I want it to melt.
and brrrrr, chilly.

oh, it melts all right. besides, an unfrozen stick would be just too mushy after one or two tries, unless of course, that is what you wanted.

think peeled bananas and that's what you will get

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Does anyone think a cold stick of butter would melt after being inserted into a woman's vagina a few times? Anyone want to do the experiment for me? I'm fresh out of butter.

SubJoe was right... you're sick.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You called me 'your Logo.'
Now I'm all damp and stuff.

Hmph!
I'll just have to masturbate, I guess.

Get the butter, it's in the name of research, you know.

think unpeeled bananas and that's what you will get

now there's an idea.

SubJoe was right... you're sick.

SubJoe is always right!

 

[Pure]

I agree with Logo,

IT would get soft and melt after a couple insertions, or one extended one.

Think of a piece of butter in a room that is 98.6 degrees (body temp). Air transfers heat less well than water or bodily contact.

Even ice melts, for heaven's sakes, though I don't recommend it: it can develop a sharp needlelike point.

 

[logophile]

Well, after a thorough experimentation session, I can tell you that when it's 94 degrees with 85 percent humidity, it takes one stroke with a refridgerated stick of butter before it's useless. Now, who's going to help me clean this mess up?

 

[Rotational]

Does anyone think a cold stick of butter would melt after being inserted into a woman's vagina a few times? Anyone want to do the experiment for me? I'm fresh out of butter.

I know for a fact that it does. (Ahem!)

It'll start to melt away really fast and you'll have plenty of lubrication (I'm assuming that's what it's for) but the bulk of the stick will take some time to liquify.

Oh, and for the love of GOD don't make a sandwich with it after you're done. Unless that's what you're into.

 

[logophile]

Oh, and for the love of GOD don't make a sandwich with it after you're done.

And why on earth not? Cunny sandwich, heavy on the butter, sounds delicious!

 

[Rotational]

And why on earth not? Cunny sandwich, heavy on the butter, sounds delicious!

Yes, but it might surprise the unsuspecting consumer.

 

[dreampilot79]

Neo is right, if you froze it first, it would last longer.
Other wise I think you probably have one, maybe two good insertions before it's too soft to use anymore.

Of course, you could insert half a stick of butter and wait for it melt, then sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar to taste and have dessert.
Or maybe that's just me.

One or two insertions before it's too soft to use anymore? Kinda sounds like a real live MAN!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Actually, the characters need to just melt the butter a bit for another use. So, the faster it starts to melt, the better.

Characters, eh? Did you burn your vagina again? They say using cold water is much healthier on a burn.

Q_C

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Characters, eh? Did you burn your vagina again? They say using cold water is much healthier on a burn.

Q_C

Yeah, I thought I'd finally found a use for this curling iron...

One or two insertions before it's too soft to use anymore? Kinda sounds like a real live MAN!

*snort*

 

[logophile]

Characters, eh? Did you burn your vagina again? They say using cold water is much healthier on a burn.

Q_C

The midwife says:
Never ever treat any burn with butter, and especially not one on your cunny!!
If you've burned yourself "down there," and it happens more than you'd think, use Dermaplast. You can get it at any pharmacy.

And then have someone kiss it and make it better!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Well, after a thorough experimentation session, I can tell you that when it's 94 degrees with 85 percent humidity, it takes one stroke with a refridgerated stick of butter before it's useless. Now, who's going to help me clean this mess up?

Thanks Logo, I knew I could depend on you for a full report.
One stroke, eh? Sweet!
She's extra hot though, folks.
results may vary.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sounds like one of those things that are fun at the time, but quite regrettable afterwards. It's bad enough when a bit of sun tan lotion runs down the crack of your butt and your ass cheeks are slipping past each other all day. With the amount of grease that's in butter, unless you got some industrial grease-cleaner your pussy would feel like it was ice skating for weeks afterwards

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Sounds like one of those things that are fun at the time, but quite regrettable afterwards. It's bad enough when a bit of sun tan lotion runs down the crack of your butt and your ass cheeks are slipping past each other all day. With the amount of grease that's in butter, unless you got some industrial grease-cleaner your pussy would feel like it was ice skating for weeks afterwards

Lmao!
I was just cleaning the empty butter dish yesterday and I thought margarine certainly wouldn't work.
Thank heavens this isn't for serious smut.

 

[TxRad]

MissScarlet the high priced spread and the butter ain't bad either....

 

[logophile]

Thanks Logo, I knew I could depend on you for a full report.
One stroke, eh? Sweet!
She's extra hot though, folks.
results may vary.

I do what I can.
Glad I could help.

 

[impressive]

Sounds like one of those things that are fun at the time, but quite regrettable afterwards. It's bad enough when a bit of sun tan lotion runs down the crack of your butt and your ass cheeks are slipping past each other all day. With the amount of grease that's in butter, unless you got some industrial grease-cleaner your pussy would feel like it was ice skating for weeks afterwards

Tea douche. Trust me.