Teens!! Why not? Just.. Why not??? *spoof*

[Breaker_Morant]

GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND NO LOOKING AT YOUR PORN, YES I KNOW IT'S UP THERE!

The only reason you know it is there is because you've been looking at it yourself

 

[Betticus]

The only reason you know it is there is because you've been looking at it yourself

She can't help herself. It's all the cookie crumbs between the pages.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

She can't help herself. It's all the cookie crumbs between the pages.

Better her than kiten, I'd hate to think of the pages stuck together.

 

[myinnerslut]

i defintly know a few people who belong on that list of pictures. namely one jailbait family member who started making eyes at Master.

 

[graceanne]

The only reason you know it is there is because you've been looking at it yourself

Nu-uh. I was cleaning up that pig stye you call a room, young man.

*pushes my porn magazine under couch with foot*

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Nu-uh. I was cleaning up that pig stye you call a room, young man.

*pushes my porn magazine under couch with foot*

Just don't starch the boxers this time, will ya'?

 

[graceanne]

Just don't starch the boxers this time, will ya'?

You don't like the way I do it, then do it yourself.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

You don't like the way I do it, then do it yourself.

I thought you were a service sub...

 

[graceanne]

I thought you were a service sub...

I am - I washed your stuff didn't I? I just don't put up with complaints. Keep it up and next time I'll let your room take over and eat your feet.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

I am - I washed your stuff didn't I? I just don't put up with complaints. Keep it up and next time I'll let your room take over and eat your feet.

Thank you

 

[graceanne]

Thank you

...

 

[Homburg]

i defintly know a few people who belong on that list of pictures. namely one jailbait family member who started making eyes at Master.

Wanted me to sit next to her, staring at me all night, very much with the smouldering eyes, damn that was creepy. And she did not look 16. Or whatever she was. I just had the Jailbait Detector tingling in the back of my head. The Skeeze Alarm too.

Still, I am not used to being looked at like I am a tasty antelope alone on the grasslands and she is the lion hunting for prey.

 

[graceanne]

Wanted me to sit next to her, staring at me all night, very much with the smouldering eyes, damn that was creepy. And she did not look 16. Or whatever she was. I just had the Jailbait Detector tingling in the back of my head. The Skeeze Alarm too.

Still, I am not used to being looked at like I am a tasty antelope alone on the grasslands and she is the lion hunting for prey.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/17/th_lockandload128582190411692286.jpg

 

[Homburg]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/17/th_lockandload128582190411692286.jpg

That pic was 2" wide on my screen and I have no idea at all what it was supposed to be.

 

[graceanne]

That pic was 2" wide on my screen and I have no idea at all what it was supposed to be.

Yeah, mine too. I guess that'll teach me to double check my links.

Try this one:

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1365598

 

[Homburg]

Yeah, mine too. I guess that'll teach me to double check my links.

Try this one:

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1365598

Yeah, that is a good approximation of the look I was getting.

MIS introducing me to people
"Hi grandma, this is R***"
"Aunt S***, this is R***"
Then her cousin
"L***, this is my boyfriend, R***"

It was very funny.

 

[subbie_333]

Most of the pics are from adult sites, etc.. unbelievably no nudes are of actual underage puppies or kittens, the fbi's been through that thread a multitude of times.

http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/showthread.php?t=31831

Oh God, i feel *so* dirty!


i *love* that feeling

 

[kiten69]

Better her than kiten, I'd hate to think of the pages stuck together.

*raises eyebrow*

Excuse me???

Not me, pure as snow, bunnies, lambs.. etc...

Your appointment with the psychiatrist is at 10am tomorrow. . .you need help dealing with these delusions. . .

*shakes head*

 

[Breaker_Morant]

*raises eyebrow*

Excuse me???

You'd get caramel stuck in the pages.. Why? What'd you think I meant?

 

[kiten69]

You'd get caramel stuck in the pages.. Why? What'd you think I meant?

As if I'd waste caramel like that. . .

 

[Breaker_Morant]

As if I'd waste caramel like that. . .

Yeah well, you said you weren't going to waste something else, but you did.

 

[kiten69]

Yeah well, you said you weren't going to waste something else, but you did.

I did? Damn I don't remember that. . .*whistles innocently*

 

[Breaker_Morant]

I did? Damn I don't remember that. . .*whistles innocently*

Want me to show the pictures?

 

[kiten69]

Want me to show the pictures?

Hey, those are PRIVATE Mr!

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Those are PRIVATE Mr!

Oops.