Texas roll call

[1sickbastard]

*glares*

*Starts laughing openly*

C'mon, lemme buy ya a beer.

 

[VanGogh66]

*Starts laughing openly*

C'mon, lemme buy ya a beer.

Too late, I already bought the first round of drinks for all of us.

 

[MaxSmith]

Yes, Mom!

Really... You want to go there, old man?

*Starts laughing openly*

C'mon, lemme buy ya a beer.

Don't forget to take your hats off at the bar.

 

[1sickbastard]

Really... You want to go there, old man?



Don't forget to take your hats off at the bar.

No, it's okay to leave'm on in a bar.

Hat etiquette...
Yeesh!

 

[1sickbastard]

Too late, I already bought the first round of drinks for all of us.

Next round's on me.

 

[MaxSmith]

No, it's okay to leave'm on in a bar.

Hat etiquette...
Yeesh!

I guess if you say so. Shouldn't you always take your hat off in the presence of a lady...?

 

[1sickbastard]

I guess if you say so. Shouldn't you always take your hat off in the presence of a lady...?

Not always, but one should always tip one's hat to a lady.

 

[MaxSmith]

Not always, but one should always tip one's hat to a lady.

So confusing....

I think I just need a margarita or three....

 

[1sickbastard]

So confusing....

I think I just need a margarita or three....

Does tequila make your clothes fall off?

Barkeep! Another margarita for the lady. In fact, make that a Mexican Martini...

 

[veryviolet1]

Does tequila make your clothes fall off?

Barkeep! Another margarita for the lady. In fact, make that a Mexican Martini...

If you're buying, I'll take a Jack n Coke double

 

[1sickbastard]

If you're buying, I'll take a Jack n Coke double

Sure thing, darlin'

 

[veryviolet1]

Sure thing, darlin'

*kisses your cheek* thanks sweetie!

 

[1sickbastard]

*kisses your cheek* thanks sweetie!

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

bored/lonely so I'm checking in...

 

[MaxSmith]

bored/lonely so I'm checking in...

welcome to the party, Gent...

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

welcome to the party, Gent...

Why thank you ...Max...?

Me been befuddled

 

[VanGogh66]

Did everyone already go home?

 

[1sickbastard]

Did everyone already go home?

I know!

Monday night wimps...

Insomnia RULZ!


Z?

 

[MaxSmith]

I know!

Monday night wimps...

Insomnia RULZ!


Z?

Who you calling a wimp...

 

[1sickbastard]

Who you calling a wimp...

If the shoe fits.....


Buy the pair!

Mornin' Miss Max.

 

[timmyb972]

Good morning all! Just north of Dallas here!

 

[MaxSmith]

If the shoe fits.....


Buy the pair!

Mornin' Miss Max.

Haha... Shoe shopping is something I can get into!

Good morning to you, also.

 

[1sickbastard]

Good morning all! Just north of Dallas here!

Hi Timmy (TIMMY!)
Welcome to the thread.

Haha... Shoe shopping is something I can get into!

Good morning to you, also.

I hope your day is pleasant. Looks like it's a bit cooler. Probably won't get much above the mid-70's here...

 

[StacyLeigh]

You say that like mid 70's is a bad thing... It's a beautiful day in ATX

Hi Timmy (TIMMY!)
Welcome to the thread.

I hope your day is pleasant. Looks like it's a bit cooler. Probably won't get much above the mid-70's here...

 

[1sickbastard]

You say that like mid 70's is a bad thing... It's a beautiful day in ATX

Indeed it is!

And how is your day going?

Well, it is to be hoped.

Let me see if I can't make it just a tiny bit better...



A very tiny bit...