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This is my horiscope for today. I literally fell over laughing when my nephew read it to me....

You were so thirsty for more that you went there again, didn't you? Instead of stirring up your imagination with desire, try keeping your fantasies pure for today. Others can feel the energy you broadcast, even if you're not openly staring at them. Laugh about that if you want, but it's true. You'd feel it if someone was studying you from a distance too. But none of this is helping you. It's time to ground yourself in structured, purposeful realiy. Be happy where you are. Accept what is. Love the one you're with. Change will happen in its own time.

Sounds like your horiscope is telling you to quit being a pervert, Max. haha :D
 
This is my horiscope for today. I literally fell over laughing when my nephew read it to me....

You were so thirsty for more that you went there again, didn't you? Instead of stirring up your imagination with desire, try keeping your fantasies pure for today. Others can feel the energy you broadcast, even if you're not openly staring at them. Laugh about that if you want, but it's true. You'd feel it if someone was studying you from a distance too. But none of this is helping you. It's time to ground yourself in structured, purposeful realiy. Be happy where you are. Accept what is. Love the one you're with. Change will happen in its own time.

LOL....where did he find that horoscope? It sounds a little more realistic than most of them I see!
 
To hell with rainbows; I think I'll fantasize about your av for awhile. And since this is the Texas thread, I'll have a shot of Patron while I'm at it. :devil:

I agree... well, I'm not going to fantasize about Jenny's av, but I'll still take the Patron.
 
I agree... well, I'm not going to fantasize about Jenny's av, but I'll still take the Patron.

The shots are on me tonight. Drink up, and let your fantasies take you where they may. (Except to Midland/Odessa. You don't wanna go there.)
 
To hell with rainbows; I think I'll fantasize about your av for awhile. And since this is the Texas thread, I'll have a shot of Patron while I'm at it. :devil:

That's okay. Today's horoscope calls for IMpure fantasies!
 
The shots are on me tonight. Drink up, and let your fantasies take you where they may. (Except to Midland/Odessa. You don't wanna go there.)

After spending 18 years out there, I will definitely drink to that!
 
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