That's what she said

[Badneighbor40]

I was in line at the grocery store. Apropos of nothing, the female cashier yells to her manager in the back,"It'll go down in the minute. You don't have to bother if you don't want to."

I was looking for my bank card in my wallet and my internal dialog became my external, "that's what she said." I stated quietly to myself.

The cashier and the grizzled old man next to me barely heard it. She looked at me and laughed. The old man smiled wide, then let out a series of loud guffaws. It made my day.

What was your best, "That's what she said..."moment?

 

[DarkSimian]

A friend of mine was ordering a coffee at McDonald's. The cashier asked how she would like it. She said large and black. And I said, "That's what she said." I got punched for that one

 

[Badneighbor40]

A friend of mine was ordering a coffee at McDonald's. The cashier asked how she would like it. She said large and black. And I said, "That's what she said." I got punched for that one

If you aren't getting punched occasionally, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Cymru6969]

UPS Driver: "You've got a package."

 

[SheLikes2Watch]

Guys at work talking about car pooling and paying for gas, and one said "I ride him for free every day."

Couldn't help myself. Of course then I died laughing and they just shook their heads. I need more fun coworkers.

 

[OxfordDon]

Guys at work talking about car pooling and paying for gas, and one said "I ride him for free every day."

Couldn't help myself. Of course then I died laughing and they just shook their heads. I need more fun coworkers.

Inbox is full!

 

[Badneighbor40]

Guys at work talking about car pooling and paying for gas, and one said "I ride him for free every day."

Couldn't help myself. Of course then I died laughing and they just shook their heads. I need more fun coworkers.

You do need more fun coworkers. I have a similar problem. The days just drag on sometimes.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I drop that line every other day. I'll make a mental note to drop in and let you know as they happen.