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Cunning Punt
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My GF gave me a gift of 400 Bad Dad jokes. You have been warned.
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My GF gave me a gift of 400 Bad Dad jokes. You have been warned.
It could be, it depends…Is this a good place for another older guy to say hello?
Hi
Up st 3 am again..... ugh
I understand..Hi
Up st 3 am again..... ugh
In a DMPlease share your mantra! (If you can.) I've been waking up after just a few hours also.![]()
How did you know?Please tell me you did a load of wash just to play with your new dryer!![]()
Thanks as they help me start the dayRemember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now when you mention botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
Marriage proposals are so engaging.
I broke one of my fingers at work today. On the other hand, everything is okay.
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner since it was just collecting dust.
The flower business is blooming!
The invention of cards gave us a lot to deal with.
With great reflexes comes great response-ability.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.
Same thanks to my old dog.Hi
Up st 3 am again..... ugh
Maybe heron would have pierced the ice with that sharp beak and gotten the fish!
I blame my bladder but my urologist says a hormone that controls the urge decreases with age. ArghI understand..
For me, I can go to sleep at a normal time.. Yet usually wake up every 3 hrs...
It's 12:45am now.. I blame hormones..
If your driving it might not be good but that is what coffee is for.Had a great time catching up with my old army buddy. We laughed and laughed and laughed.
And the ladies got along really well too.
Off to Pittsburgh soon.
Bed at 1030. Up at 4:15, so that’s not too bad I suppose.
I went w 512 last time cuz I hate the cloud. It doesn’t make the phone any heavier or larger.I haven't even used half of my memory. I could probably do with 256 or 128 GB. With 128, I would have to do what you did today.
Have a great sleep and a great Saturday, lil!Well, look at this! I have FINALLY caught up after several days! My, you're a prolific bunch! Have a good weekend, all!️
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It’s just four hours and some change to Pittsburgh from here.If you’re driving it might not be good but that is what coffee is for.