The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

I'm trying to figure out how to pull this off, for the same reason, without paying through the nose. There's just too much here to pay someone to do it.

Sounds like everything is happening at once - and that’s not including all the stuff ya gotta fix.

 

[Wonderer67]

Popping in to say hi.

Busy day. Corporate zombieland.

The usual.

See you all later!

 

[Wonderer67]

You said…

I'm currently looking for a weed whacker

someone to come in

remove the weeds, fertilize the grass, and trim some of the bushes.

 

[dkak001]

Sounds like everything is happening at once - and that’s not including all the stuff ya gotta fix.

Isn't that the same for everyone? LOL! Fixing stuff is a calculated move. Less total cost of ownership when you maintain it!

Finally getting some sun today. I see two deer survived the wolves and winter! They're here now as it's the only bare ground with food. A few years ago there would have been 25 out there.

 

[Mittering]

Doing very well! Thanks for asking! Hope everything is well you also!

She’s up and around on her own. Her PT says she’s a little behind on angle of bending but close enough she’s not too concerned. She’s hit or miss with exercising but can walk for short periods without a noticeable limp. If she’s on her feet long though, she’ll hobble. Still has some swelling and uses the “Iceman” machine every night. For those in the know…or those about to get a knee replacement…the Iceman is the best $100 you’ll ever spend.

Last couple of weeks have been crazy. Nurse maid to the wife, getting my mom’s house in order, work, concerts, Easter, fishing trip, work, planting, cleaning…I almost feel like Wonderer and Wat!

I”m going back to the “real” job to get some rest. IYKYK…

Some PNW MZ and a funny as bonus…

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I upvoted this but it's really a shame that there isn't an additional emoji that states "Fuck Yeah!".

Because I would have used that emoji.

It's also a shame that we cannot use up to 5 emojis/upvotes at the same time to express our enthusiasm.

So, to recap, I would have used all five "Fuck Yeah!" emojis for this one picture that burns down the educational system of this country in lieu of a badass boat in pristine ocean water on a sunny day.

Suns out! Buns out!

 

[Mittering]

Mitt- what’s up brother??

Work (easiest I've had in decades but pay is commiserate), and worrying about mom...as usual.

Did y'all know there are other forums here on lit?

Did y'all know none of them are nearly as friendly or interesting as this one?

Thanks Wonder.

 

[Missk_2022]

That’s called cop out management.

Yeah...and I like her but I feel a little betrayed too

 

[Missk_2022]

You said…




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The trifecta!!

 

[Missk_2022]

Taking a quick break...meetings since 830....

Yawn

 

[Lilianna23]

You want to be edged???

Are you offering?

 

[Lilianna23]

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Pre-internet we DID call little old ladies LOLs!

 

[Lilianna23]

I LOVE flamethrowers!

I just want to fry some weeds! This might be more than I need (and dangerous in my hands!).

 

[Lilianna23]

Context is everything.

Indeed!

 

[Lilianna23]

Looking like a wet start to Easter

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[Lilianna23]

Really Lili can that be rephrased…… it’s not apppropriate in the Bar …. Perhaps removing “me” would be less of an insult to my sensitivities!

Thank you!

Sorry (NOT!) to wind you up, G!

 

[Lilianna23]

I use a mixture of salt, vinegar, soap and water as my weed killer. I need to use it on my patio after the rain tonight.

What ratios? That might be safer in my hands than a flame thrower!

 

[Lilianna23]

BTW - good to Lilli on here again. It seemed her taxes were consuming her time.

Taxes, friends, life! So much going on right now!

 

[Lilianna23]

Over the years we have had our fair share of dogs. Our new little guy was chosen because we could paper train him so he would not need to go out. Also holding onto a 110 lb Old English Sheep dog was difficult. We moved to FL and lost our big, fenced in back yard. Anyway that is all to say we picked a Shih Tzu that at worst just need help getting down from the bed.

My girl can jump off the bed by herself but, like the little princess she is, she wants to be picked up!

 

[NC_Coastal]

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Rule Brittania!

 

[Lilianna23]

Ya never know when you’ll need them!

And Floridians don’t know how to do cold.

No one in the South does! It's a balmy mid 50s here. Sunny and beautiful. My friends coming from Texas and SoCal will be freezing this weekend!

 

[Lilianna23]

Wats are to serve.


Thinking only of others . . . .

 

[Lilianna23]

I figured out, several years ago, how to use them to get everything ready to "e"file, and then copy the info off the screen onto a paper 1040, sign that fucker and mail it, and fuck TT. After that, I just did it by hand and hated it less than I knew was possible. TT still sends me love letters, and I still iggie their dumb asses.

Looks like the IRS Free File will turn to dust. I'm not entirely sure I would have been eligible to use it. Nevertheless, I'll be looking for a different tax preparation software next year.

 

[Lilianna23]

I found the picture and thought of you, so it got to be here.


I doubt it would work except maybe in Wonderland.

My old lawnmower sat out by the street for about a week. Nobody took it until I put a FREE sign on it! It was gone the next day!

 

[Lilianna23]

And 80,000 heavily armed IRS "agents" would be unemployed.


They could get jobs picking lettuce or something . . . .

Looks like they might be unemployed anyway!

 

[Lilianna23]

Because Control Issues.


My mother's family gives presents and then asks what you did with it/them. It's not really yours then, is it?


So I made them stop with me. Ain't gonna play that shit.

I'm the same. Once I give something away, it's no longer mine. Once someone gives something to me, it's no longer theirs.