The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Afternoon café patrons
Quick catch up before I tackle more things today...
apple....i've also rediscovered Camomile, which for a long time made me naesous.
I OD'd on camomile tea back in high school. That one's all yours still :LOL:
3am club...
Ugh. The dreaded 3am Club. I've found the only way to skip it is to be on the 1am Closeout plan. Not a fan of that either. 🫂
I caught 30 minutes trying to go back to sleep. Once the old dog gets me up, it’s hard to fall back to sleep Fir me. I foresee a nap on my future.
Naps!!! Huge fan of them myself.
Yo my are doing a good - no - a great mitzvah (good deed) by taking this on.
New nickname?
The Great Mit Mitzvah
Yesterday was chock full of meetings - an early one and a late one. Then I got a headache in the last one. Had to actually take a short nap before dinner.
:unsure: Sounds to me like a medical condition. I think you need a doctor's note limiting your daily meeting intake for medical reasons. ⚕️
But if your triggered by pollen, this is what the pines are doing right now in Nj.
Did you just give a pine tree a hand job?!? :oops: :devilish:
Hate to judge people, but this somehow seems fitting. Or not fitting as the case may be.
Does it help if you know who the person is in the photo?
I feel like it would help if you knew who that is :unsure:
Naps are a good thing! I highly recommend them.
Post of the Day!! 🎉
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I couldn’t resist posting this. 😂
Truth Bomb 💣
One of my biggest learnings in the army… even a bad cup is a good cup!
Mmm, and yet I'm thinking not... extrapolating from auto mechanic coffee :oops:
I never had a bad cup in the Air Force, if I recall correctly, and I think I drank enough to float a battle ship. This morning there was some foreign substance in the cup from yesterday.
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Achoo.. sneezing. Popping in to say hi.... hi
Hi, Kathy! Sorry I missed you!!
Woke up a few times in the night, but slept great. Had a widow cracked open to listen to the frogs, and they were going all night long.
🥰 🥰 🥰 frog music!
During the pandemic a good portion of the population was anti-mask. They would give me looks and I would glare back. It's amazing how much you can say with just your eyebrows!

You should be free to make your won choices without judgement.
Meh, I've relied on masks for almost a decade now.
I guess I just took a load?? (Of pollen)

Seinfeld: Not that there is anything wrong with that!
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We should be at the lake today.
Agreed! Cabin Fever anyone? Just me?

Miss potassium.
I now know what potassium is called “K” in the periodic table.
It was originally called “kallium”, hence the k.
This was a public service announcement, brought to you by Jeopardy.
Thank goodness the song wasn't negatively impacted
There is nothing shameful about fucking them and leaving them after a good night sleep! 😴
Walk of Shame?
Piffle... more like
Stride with Pride 😁

Carpe Diem café denizens
 
Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A: A cellfie.

Q: What do you call a policeman in bed?
A: An undercover cop.

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dinosnore.

Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A: A moosician.

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.

Q: What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A: A pinch hitter.

Q: What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A: A yardvark.

Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little horse.

Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A: A hobby horse.

Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad!

Q: What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?
A: Peter Panda!
 
I always struggle with them too..🫣🤭
I thought it was freaky driving someone to the ER for a cardioconversion for her A-fib. Every time I looked over to the passenger seat to check on them? Seeing their heartbeat just pounding away faster than a speed metal song?
So grateful for medical personnel who can teach, train, treat, and care for such issues!!! 🥰🥰🥰
 
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