The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[dkak001]

Those are some BIG ... hands!

Big hands, small hat...

Actually this is big hands. This guy competes in arm wrestling...

 

[Lilianna23]

Uh oh lilis here! There goes the neighborhood...

Yep!

 

[Lilianna23]

Genius!

Evil!

 

[Lilianna23]

STD list sounds like you've already done it!

That's what antibiotics are for, silly!

 

[Lilianna23]

"Safe Place" is universal code for Wormhole, isn't it?

IKR? I'm fairly certain my lost items are in a galaxy far, far away!

 

[Khadaji2002]

Evening everyone. Made through another week. Hope you all have a good evening.

 

[Missk_2022]

Can't you attach a read receipt to the email? Or are you sending through a portal?

Just compile a list of those who haven't complied and send to your boss and their department head.

Did it.... they ignore. We have an escalation policy but it is a joke

 

[Missk_2022]

Is there a website you get it from?

If you Google my soaps jewelweed it should pop up

 

[Missk_2022]

Thanks for this! I bookmarked the site. Have you tried any of their other products?

Himalayan soaps was good but scratchy

 

[Missk_2022]

I am off too bed

 

[likes2watchU]

I hope you're getting OT for this!

doubtful
more likely "time balancing"
regardless, I won't find out until sometime next week - once my manager figures out how to handle it.
So much for using the time productively - say for an oil change. My mechanic is routinely booked a min. of 10 days out.

 

[Wonderer67]

Use your best Tony Soprano voice!

That is EXACTLY how I said it.

My ol man hadda classic joisey accent, so wid alla da mimickin we dida him, it was no prollem.

(My dad had a classic Jersey accent. So with all of the mimicking, we did of him, it was no problem.)

 

[Wonderer67]

G’night all.

 

[likes2watchU]

Did it.... they ignore. We have an escalation policy but it is a joke

CYA time w/ the documentation

 

[likes2watchU]

If you Google my soaps jewelweed it should pop up

My Soaps Shop

 

[likes2watchU]

My eyes feel like they were washed with that Himalayan salt - scratchy, scratchy.

Sweet Dreams all
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[nipplecaresser]

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They lied??? All of them???

 

[nipplecaresser]

Sorry that your having to do that on a FUCKING FRIDAY NITE!

You want I should talk to your boss??

Use your best Tony Soprano voice!

I think the preferred medium is the clenched fist!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Some of my favourite insults


I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it but then I realised it said "thick cut"

I see you’re playing stupid again. And you’re winning.

How about you slip into something a little more comfortable…like a coma?

I will never forgot about the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

Well, thanks for dinner. I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

There is a tree that is tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can breathe. You owe that tree a big apology.

I could eat a bowl of fucking alphabet soup and subsequently shit out a smarter statement than that.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

I’d love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

You are the reason some animals eat their young.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning to the most perspicacious of pub patrons. Have a great day.

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

 

[Greylag]

Weird, that's how I measure 9". 9 and 1/4", actually...

And we still measure horses in hands, right???

Yes and my arm span finger tip to tip is exactly 6’ so it’s how I measure rope

 

[Lilianna23]

Did it.... they ignore. We have an escalation policy but it is a joke

Then all you can do is document that it was sent. Don't delete your sends; archive them in a folder.

 

[Lilianna23]

If you Google my soaps jewelweed it should pop up

I found the site and bookmarked it!

 

[Lilianna23]

doubtful
more likely "time balancing"
regardless, I won't find out until sometime next week - once my manager figures out how to handle it.
So much for using the time productively - say for an oil change. My mechanic is routinely booked a min. of 10 days out.

Oh, wow! That takes some planning!

 

[Lilianna23]

That is EXACTLY how I said it.

My ol man hadda classic joisey accent, so wid alla da mimickin we dida him, it was no prollem.

(My dad had a classic Jersey accent. So with all of the mimicking, we did of him, it was no problem.)

Thanks for the translation!