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Here - riiiight here - is where he should have stopped and had that conversation. BEFORE he went ahead and did more than was agreed upon.

Just because the job is more than first expected does not mean he gets a blank check to make the needed fix. School him on this point, Lili!! :mad:
I fully intend to have more of a conversation and some negotiation.
 
An old couple in their 70s visited a sex therapist. The man asked if she could watch them have intercourse, and she agreed. Afterward, the therapist said everything was normal and the couple was actually doing great considering their age. The couple seems happy and leaves after the man pays the $80 fee. Surprisingly, the couple returned every Wednesday for six weeks, repeating the routine. Puzzled, the therapist eventually asked why.

The old man explained, “Well, you see, we can’t do it at my place because my wife is there, and we can’t do it at her place because her husband is there. And even the cheapest hotels charge $130 a night. But the fee here is only $80.”
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A wealthy financial backer of a hospital goes on a tour with the director, and can’t help but notice a patient masturbating. She is shocked, but the director explains “This man suffers from Semenitis, a rare medical condition where his testicles fill up too quickly.” The woman says “I suppose it is ok then”.

Continuing their visit, they now walk past a room where a patient receives oral from a nurse. Shocked again, the woman asks, “And why is THIS happening in your hospital??” The director calmly responds “Same condition. The patient just has a better healthcare plan.”
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What’s the most the stupid animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
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What does a man on a one-night stand and a snowstorm have in common?
You don’t know how many inches you’ll get and how long it will last.
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A woman catches her husband with another woman in bed and gets angry. He hurriedly explains, claiming he was just helping the girl. He says: “The girl was hitchhiking but didn’t know her relatives’ address, so I took her home to check an old phonebook. When we got here, I saw her shirt was worn out, so I gave her a nice t-shirt you hadn’t worn in years. Her shoes were falling apart too, so I gave her one of your pairs that had been sitting unused for three years.” She thanked me profusely and then jokingly asked, “Is there anything else in this house your wife never uses?”
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My grief counselor died. He was so good, that I don’t even care.
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I wrote a book and I highly recommend it for you. It’s a step-by-step guide.
It’s called “How to fall down the stairs”
 
Dropped off my grandkids this morning and then my son and I got IHop breakfast. After that we went to the new Jurassic Park movie. Much better than previous ones.

As I approach the third anniversary of my wife’s passing, I find I am having short but intense moments of sadness. I will never forget.
I’ve lost more people in my life, friends and family, than the average person should have. Friends are hard and family hurts harder. I can’t imagine the one you poured your soul, love, and life into. Just know she’s looking down on you and your son spending time together and spreading her wings of love around you both. God bless B2.

Made it home, napped on and off the rest of the day. The drain and strain of everything over the last couple of weeks finally caught up to me. Momma didn’t have a good night, due to the pain, so she was sleeping most of the day. I’m going over today to help out. Enjoy the Hump!

I wish we could grow these Saguaro’s out this way! Your MZ——

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