The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wat_Tyler]

We gots da sneaux headed this way and startin' in da mawnin'. We can wait.


Ain't no sicchathang as a good sneaux.

 

[Nightbird]

How did the gifts fare? The paper? How many tape balls did you make?

Ok well I had to use Packing tape and it kept sticking to itself and I had hard time finding the end on the roll and getting it started again. The paper? Ya the end of it wouldnt cut straight so its a mess, luckily I didnt make any tape balls..

 

[Nightbird]

Hello everyone happy Saturday

 

[Tweedledude]

Hello everyone happy Saturday

Thank you and same to you NB

 

[Nightbird]

Thank you and same to you NB

Hi Tweedledude hows it going? ANd your welcome

 

[Tweedledude]

Hi Tweedledude hows it going? ANd your welcome

Its a going.. trying to engage in college sports but aint feelin it...
anything exciting in your world this evening?

 

[Nightbird]

Its a going.. trying to engage in college sports but aint feelin it...
anything exciting in your world this evening?

Im watching a Hockey game.. Montreal against the New York Rangers its tied at 4-4. The weather man says its dangerously cold outside tonight and tomorrow.. Im still going to walk the 30 minutes to the store tomorrow to get a lottery ticket the Gradn Price is a record breaking 80 Million..

 

[Tweedledude]

Im watching a Hockey game.. Montreal against the New York Rangers its tied at 4-4. The weather man says its dangerously cold outside tonight and tomorrow.. Im still going to walk the 30 minutes to the store tomorrow to get a lottery ticket the Gradn Price is a record breaking 80 Million..

Wow that might be worth the walk.... walk fast and keep warm

 

[Nightbird]

Wow that might be worth the walk.... walk fast and keep warm

Oh I will.. Can you imagine winning that money..It would make for a hell of a Christmas. And since Im Canadian its tax free winnings..

 

[Tweedledude]

Oh I will.. Can you imagine winning that money..It would make for a hell of a Christmas. And since Im Canadian its tax free winnings..

My brother always said someone has to win it. Id oribably keel over

 

[Nightbird]

My brother always said someone has to win it. Id oribably keel over

Funny I was talking to my Niece earlier today and I said the same thing if I actually won id probably have a heart attack.

 

[Missk_2022]

Looking for a high of 29F at home tomorrow.

We r having record cold with neg wind chills

 

[Nightbird]

We r having record cold with neg wind chills

Here too

 

[Tweedledude]

Funny I was talking to my Niece earlier today and I said the same thing if I actually won id probably have a heart attack.

Well remember us all if you do

 

[Nightbird]

Well remember us all if you do

How could I forget my friends here

 

[likes2watchU]

You'll be lucky AF if you get the Front Rent.

Cats are better.

I'm in Healthcare. We already know how to make up big words!

In other news...

Funny how one can get busy AF and forget to pee. The need . . . evaporates . . . .

Until it later returns... with a vengeance

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Wouldn't it be easier to just say "Surprise me"?

The random word generators are fun.

https://www.generatorslist.com/random/science/scientific-word-generator

A friend at work showed me a great North Korean press release generator once…

Hmm... ymmv but... two of these are real things and a third is an actual company/app

Now that North Korean Press Release generator? That I'd like to see!

I think your handy man hired my (ex) tenant.

Oh no! Hmm... it's been 6 weeks since I've heard from mine. Thinking this means he's done? Also means I'll never see those few tools of mine he forgot he had when he went home with them. I can kiss those goodbye Sucks but a "cheap divorce"... so Win Column??

Castle Greylag …

didn't find a Castle Greylag but...

SWMBO gave me this little book for Christmas because she claims I’m a hoarder

OMG - we have the Hoarder Gene on both sides of our family. So awful!

Model cement. Oil based paint. Hoppe's #9. Moth balls. Cedar - red cedar, not that namby pamby western cedar shit. Good pine and fir and oak sawdust. Nitrocellulose (think: cordite) exhaust. Gas-n-oil old car smells. Even carb cleaner to an extent.

Laughing because I react to all of those

Diesel fuel and plain ivory soap....

These, too... but I still use Ivory bar soap... I just let it air out in the linen closet until the perfume is gone before I use it.

Exactly, which is why they're less invasive!

I'm not sure why. But violating a belly button seems more personal than the other one.

Yet we see more belly buttons on a beach.

Not that I would mind seeing more of the other stuff on a beach...

I lost my surgery weight..... i have a shot of meeting xmas weight goals..... if i stay OUT OF THE XMAS COOKIES

Yay!! Way to go!!
Seal 'em up, send them to me... let me know what date to mail them back
I look at more Xmas cookies than I eat

I might start drinking instant decaf!

No No No - this just in...
Instant Coffee can cause blindness, says report

there is no way to phonetically pronounce the word Jersey for a real Jersey person. My dad was from Hillside so he had a great Jersey accent.

It was sort like jeh-zy

I’ll catch yaz lay-tah

I love when an author writes an accent so well I can hear it!
That includes those Cozy Mystery writers with cat characters that I swear I can hear purring and mrr-ing in the room with me!!

They used to say, “don’t invite biologists or nurses to dinner if you you have a sensitive stomach”. . And so true!

How thoughtful of you to provide a quick example

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Tipp City, Ohio is getting a forecasted 6 - 8 inches of Snow this evening. It's about 5 inches now and still snowing. It's 19 degrees, headed to 8 tonight...

Snuggle up and stay warm Rj and Lady K

Himma havta haulize Teh Boyz shiznit out to the south 40 and then torch it there.

Well, if he didn't already have plans with the missus... sounds like a slacker afternoon for our @Wonderer67

If he isn't a guy, you may rest assured that he knows a guy.

Or, more likely, that she crushed it and just got the job done

 

[likes2watchU]

We r having record cold with neg wind chills

Here too

Ditto

Time to make some soup for dinner

 

[Nightbird]

Ditto
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Time to make some soup for dinner

Its actually a little warmer than that here right now.. Its 1 Degree F

 

[Missk_2022]

Night all

 

[likes2watchU]

Night all

Snuggle under the warm covers and sleep sweet, Miss K

 

[dkak001]

I'm winding down here too.

Goodnight everyone.

 

[likes2watchU]

I'm winding down here too.

Goodnight everyone.

Snuggle up - try to skip the 3AM Club if you can

 

[likes2watchU]

3am Club Cancelled Due to Weather
Snuggle Up and Stay Warm spoonies!

 

[Nightbird]

3am Club Cancelled Due to Weather
Snuggle Up and Stay Warm spoonies!
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Whats the temperature where you are?

 

[likes2watchU]

Whats the temperature where you are?

Chilly for the next 3 or 4 days