The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

anyone else hearing this one with... altered lyrics?
Just me?

"Don't worry, they're here"

 

[nipplecaresser]

I am gonna try hard to make it

I really hope you do but don't beat yourself up if you come up just short. Just remember how well you have done to get here. As Fatboy Slim once said "You've Come A Long Way, Baby"
In fact, I want to

 

[Lilianna23]

It looks a little red too me too. I would say walnut or oak are my faves with a mid tone brown stain... no red not to dark not too light. I hate my floors. They picked this ashy mix of dark and light stripe-y stuff

Well dont hate but dont like either. Carpet is tan with a tont of apricot.... whoever picked this was not fashion forward

Certainly not a decorator!

Of course, I'm not one, either. I just know what I like and, somehow, it works. At least for me.

 

[Lilianna23]

I’m not squeamish so do tell!

Come sit by us as we regale you with our disgusting stories!

 

[Lilianna23]

Wat was coming back home upon the interstate one Friday afternoon and passed 5 wimminz sorting out changing the left rear tire on their car. They were fairly far up on the shoulder, which was good. So, being the Saintly Sort that Wat naturally is, he pulled over onto the shoulder and backed back to where they were. They ranged in age from 18 to 60-something. As Wat changed the tire, they told him they were on their way to see Kenny Rogers. They attempted to force a 10-spot onto our Saintly Soul and hero of this tale. He declined, of course, knowing that there is no Charity in H000ring, or verse visa. He wished them well and hoped that they'd enjoy the concert.

Truly a prince, you are!

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning denizens of the diner. I hope your day goes well.

In the last 24 hours, my granddaughter contracted a virus and running 102 fever. Pretty manageable for a 4 year old.

And it’s that time of year of Holiday cheer and virus sharing . I don’t want any thank you. .

Poor baby girl! Now, you make sure you stay away so you don't get sick!

 

[Lilianna23]

I think that with the both of them, people tend to stain them dark. I prefer natural.


I redid two walnut rifle stocks last year and stained the worserer one. They both look great.

The pictures you posted were gorgeous!

Yes, it's probably the stain I don't like. I prefer a more natural look as well.

 

[Lilianna23]

That being pissed bit is all part of Teh Act. They hope that you'll shift into People Pleaser Mode and open the cheque book.


Never give the pricks the satisfaction.

He didn't get no ... satisfaction!

 

[Lilianna23]

No… he is sharing a room.

They were like guards from the gulag about 2 visitors at a time.

Is he confined to bed or can he get up in a wheelchair? Is there a day room he can go to see more than 2 people?

 

[Lilianna23]

This is one of those days! I hope everyone has a very merry Christamas, Now I must go off and get things done!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

Merry Christmas, S!

 

[Lilianna23]

Yeah, sure.

Look me straight in the eye, and tell me he doesn't act like the biggest baddest thing when the postman knocks at the door.

Probably even thinks he could take on a cat!

Of course he does! That's his job! Mine goes ballistic when anyone knocks on the door or dogs enter her territory.

But tonight she was reduced to a quivering, whining mess because of fireworks. Seahawks won! By one point! They beat the Rams 38-37.

 

[Lilianna23]

So you are not ambidextrous @Lilianna23? Surely there are things you can do with either hand, including holding a stick and moving it around a little!

It does depend on the task!

 

[Lilianna23]

Oooh my mouth is dribbling at the thought of licking off your paddle

Here's a napkin.

 

[Lilianna23]

No point .... no point...

We all have a little slut in us

I'd prefer a large sl ... uh, nevermind!

 

[Lilianna23]

Grey..... i am shocked

Hahahahahaha

IKR??? For all the talk about "proper English gentleman!!"

 

[Lilianna23]

I am 4.3 lbs from xmas goal

Dont think i am gonna make it but i will put it all in for my feb 28 goal .....

 

[Lilianna23]

Now, it is a universal truth that boys cannot be sluts. Boys doing slutty things are obviously studs. Girls doing slutty things are clearly...to be encouraged

You've never heard of a man whore?

 

[Lilianna23]

Is this like the Greylag gulag? I hear that's where he keeps people who put up Christmas decs too early!

Oops! Can somebody hide me? I'm sure I'm on his list!

 

[Lilianna23]

Bring on the sluts

Yes, please!

 

[Lilianna23]

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[Lilianna23]

I am pro-slut.

Did Manwhore pick you up yet?

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

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