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It is not good. 10 round maximum.

Shotguns work best for punkins.

But it’s always fun to bring handguns and long guns to the fight. Punkin shootin is fun regardless of what ya bring to the fight.

This year I brihhht my SKS, Mossberg 590, Springfield armory 1911 and my Colt Python.
Do you have a punkin cannon? I can bring my grandfathers Marlin pump shotgun with an exposed hammer! He used to shoot rats in the woodpile.
 
Do you have a punkin cannon? I can bring my grandfathers Marlin pump shotgun with an exposed hammer! He used to shoot rats in the woodpile.
“Pull!”

No pumpkin cannons, but I did build a small punkin trebuchet. My ex wife called it the gourd slinger. It would hurl a small gourd 30-40 feet.

I tried a larger one for small/medium sized punkins but it didn’t work too well. Mrs wonderer had a hillarious slow motion video of an epic fail. I’ll try to find it.
 
Some things that come to mind
Starting fires with gasoline
Car surfing
Welding without protective gear
Ding dong ditch on the west side of a town full of rednecks
Huffing paint, getting the cops called and then doing shit to get tased
Etc


I like Darwin awards.


Wat had a woman cop buddy once. She's moved on now, but oh well. She and her precinct were clearing up after a running gun battle in Da 'Hood one night and they had four little wounded hooligans to get off to hospital. Seems one of the little fuckers had been Darwin-neutered by a bullet. Took the sac right off. She and the other woman were laughing (as Wat did when she told him this tale) while the guys were all cringing, which made the wimminz laugh that much more. At least the moron won't reproduce . . . .
 
Fixed the pooter prollem/issue. Damned thing. Too bad that cussin' it didn't work. That was also after I came home from Worktown where I had left the damned thing in the first place. I did get my tablet up to a more acceptable grade of usable, so that was nice.


The weasels were all kinds a st000pid this week. I was ready to "retire" (think: walk out) on Wednesday. I hurt some feelings on Thursday. I put in for several daze off over the next 6 weeks.


Potassium has kept me kinda up to date on goings on here.


Oh, TDK is just fine, thank you verra much.
Welcome back.
 
I have bought a couple of the new-fangled AR-style semi auto shotties.


Can you see that over there? >>>>>> There >>>>>>>


That is a 20-round detachable drum for said shotties. I know . . . .


We have no sicha rulez Out West, so . . . .
Hoping these rules get rolled back. My neighbor - who does everything by the book gun wise - would have a heart attack. 😂
 
Me too. I was a Steelers fan from when I lived in PA and still am an Eagles fan. It is hard to get into the Bucs down here in Tampa, but I try. Fly Eagles Fly!
I am a fan of the midgets.

(Aka giants). They pretty much suck. But had two really memorable superbowl wins in the teens. I still have a hard time believing they won the Super Bowl in 2008 or whatever year that was.
 
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