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[Lilianna23]

Good morning early risers. This group seems to have good listeners and provide support when we have issues.

Thanks to Liliana for the advice on using a vaporizer to help with sinuses. .

Thunderstorms in our forecast for tomorrow! In February? Wow!

We were forecasted for snow but only got a few flakes here. No stickage. LOTS of snow in the mountains! It's below freezing tonight.

 

[Lilianna23]

Someone told me they were going to see Madonna on her 2024 tour.

She 65 years old.

When did that happen?

IKR? She will forever be the Material Girl in my mind!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

We were forecasted for snow but only got a few flakes here. No stickage. LOTS of snow in the mountains! It's below freezing tonight.

Oh my that is cold. 70F today and tomorrow near freezing . Crazy weather. Even a slight chance of a tornado.

 

[cypressknee]

Sounds like south Louisiana weather…if you don’t like it today..just wait until tomorrow

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning! An amazing warm spring day today. So enjoyed yesterday too. Taking it one day at a time.

 

[ramoredrake]

Don’t get me started. I had a boss who started every day with a Lena and olé joke

Lena and Ole are on their first date. They pass a liquor store. "want to stop and get s six-pack"?

"Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday School Class"

They pass a tobacconist "Want to stop and get some cigarettes"?

"Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday School Class."

They pass motel. "Want to get a room"?

"Sure"!

"What will you tell your Sunday School class"?

"That you don't have to drink or smoke to have a good time."

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Someone told me they were going to see Madonna on her 2024 tour.

She 65 years old.

When did that happen?

On her 65th birthday.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Don’t get me started. I had a boss who started every day with a Lena and olé joke

I grew up in redneck land with an Eastern European last name. I don't believe there is a joke along those lines I haven't heard. Same with jokes about my original profession.

 

[AlexBailey]

On her 65th birthday.

Yeah, I think I’m going to avoid that. I’ll just recycle some lower numbers for a while.

 

[Gamine67]

……jokes about my original profession.

When haven’t Plumber’s Crack jokes not been hilarious? Especially if your name is “Ben Dover”

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

When haven’t Plumber’s Crack jokes not been hilarious? Especially if your name is “Ben Dover”

Wrong profession. You're standards are much too high.

 

[Ambient4190]

good morning old pervs.. did everyone make it through the weekend without pressing the life alert button?

...you mean belly button?


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sorry, couldn't resist

 

[Ambient4190]

Someone told me they were going to see Madonna on her 2024 tour.

She 65 years old.

When did that happen?

'Into the Groove' my favorite song..always wanted her boots ..

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[AlexBailey]

'Into the Groove' my favorite song..always wanted her boots ..

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Lol. I just wanted to have a turn at being a boytoy.

 

[Missk_2022]

My Norwegian grandma was born on the kitchen table in what is now a ghost town in Alaska, right about 9 months and 1 day after great-grandma arrived in Alaska.

My mom was delivered in her grandmas bed... her grandma was midwife... my mom also went to a one room.school house.

 

[Lilianna23]

Oh my that is cold. 70F today and tomorrow near freezing . Crazy weather. Even a slight chance of a tornado.

That is crazy! Tornadoes are showing up in areas they aren't usually seen. It's scary.

 

[Lilianna23]

Sounds like south Louisiana weather…if you don’t like it today..just wait until tomorrow

My sister lives there and says that all the time!

 

[Lilianna23]

I grew up in redneck land with an Eastern European last name. I don't believe there is a joke along those lines I haven't heard. Same with jokes about my original profession.

What was your original profession? Not the oldest one??

 

[Wonderer67]

This is a random drunken Tuesday nite literotica posting!

 

[thør]

My mom was delivered in her grandmas bed... her grandma was midwife... my mom also went to a one room.school house.

Norwegians are practical people. Kitchen tables are easier to clean up than beds.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

That is crazy! Tornadoes are showing up in areas they aren't usually seen. It's scary.

Yes crazy as I am up at midnight as the first storms came though and my dog is shaking like a leaf.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

What was your original profession? Not the oldest one??

No, not the oldest one. I've actually retired a few times from different jobs.

 

[cypressknee]

My sister lives there and says that all the time!

She is not lying…shorts and sweating yesterday and today, light jacket by tonight

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning. Storms went through Michigan last night and a tornado did damge in Grand Blanc which is north of Detroit. The thunder storm around me was minor but enough to get my old dog shaking like a leaf. Just some wierd and crazy weather.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

We're going from sunny and green to 10 feet of snow in 3 days. Gotta love mountain living.