The AH pick up post

[Guest]

*snicker*snort*giggle*

 

[matriarch]

*snicker*snort*giggle*

Sssshhhhhhhhhh, vella-mia.......behave......*snicker*

 

[Guest]

I.........T.............?????????

*Smacks forehead with hand, dragging it down his face*

I feel like Michael Keaton in Batman. You know the scene. Where he's trying to tell Vickie Vale that he has a secret identity and ...


Awww, Feck it nevermind.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

*Smacks forehead with hand, dragging it down his face*

I feel like Michael Keaton in Batman. You know the scene. Where he's trying to tell Vickie Vale that he has a secret identity and ...


Awww, Feck it nevermind.

I'll be the gorgeous girl you confess to.

 

[matriarch]

*Smacks forehead with hand, dragging it down his face*

I feel like Michael Keaton in Batman. You know the scene. Where he's trying to tell Vickie Vale that he has a secret identity and ...


Awww, Feck it nevermind.

you mean.................you're.............you're..........you're....

BATMAN !!!!??????

 

[Guest]

Darnoel is trying to tell you that hes me but dont believe him hes just funnin again and thats ok I know he just wants to help me and stuff but we all know Im really Perdita.

Debbie

 

[cloudy]

Darnoel is trying to tell you that hes me but dont believe him hes just funnin again and thats ok I know he just wants to help me and stuff but we all know Im really Perdita.

Debbie

I thought you were juan, and juan was you

Or, maybe I'm juan, juan is Abs, Abs is Debbie, and Debbie is me

 

[Guest]

I'll be the gorgeous girl you confess to.

Will you spank me afterwards cause I kinda like that and I like girls I like boys more cause I dont have to use things and stuff But I think you would be fun if you dont try to make me a vampire and stuff What size clothes do you wear cause we could share and stuff.

Debbie

 

[Guest]

I thought you were juan, and juan was you

Or, maybe I'm juan, juan is Abs, Abs is Debbie, and Debbie is me

Oooooo Pretty boobies Cloudy you have nice nipples I like to lick on perky nipples I do that sometimes with the other girls when we dance the guys reallly like it and one girl almost has gsms when i do it she says its cause my tongue is so hot but I had a fever that night so I dont know but we could try it if you like I have really perky nipples since I had my boobs done the doctor says its cause they dont weigh enought to pullthem down or something

Debbie

 

[cloudy]

Oooooo Pretty boobies Cloudy you have nice nipples I like to lick on perky nipples I do that sometimes with the other girls when we dance the guys reallly like it and one girl almost has gsms when i do it she says its cause my tongue is so hot but I had a fever that night so I dont know but we could try it if you like I have really perky nipples since I had my boobs done the doctor says its cause they dont weigh enought to pullthem down or something

Debbie

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Will you spank me afterwards cause I kinda like that and I like girls I like boys more cause I dont have to use things and stuff But I think you would be fun if you dont try to make me a vampire and stuff What size clothes do you wear cause we could share and stuff.

Debbie

I make it a point to not fuck illiterate women.

Now literate, half dragon cowboys is another matter....

 

[Liar]

...help...

 

[Guest]

I make it a point to not fuck illiterate women.

Now literate, half dragon cowboys is another matter....

So......


What if they are both?

 

[doormouse]

That'd be right.

Go to bed and all the studmuffins come out of the woodwork

Le sigh

 

[Tathagata]

Oooooo Pretty boobies Cloudy you have nice nipples I like to lick on perky nipples I do that sometimes with the other girls when we dance the guys reallly like it and one girl almost has gsms when i do it she says its cause my tongue is so hot but I had a fever that night so I dont know but we could try it if you like I have really perky nipples since I had my boobs done the doctor says its cause they dont weigh enought to pullthem down or something

Debbie

this is perhaps the best post AND the best AV combined I've ever seen on this site


Thank you

 

[cantdog]

You got to recognize quality when you behold it.

 

[Guest]

this is perhaps the best post AND the best AV combined I've ever seen on this site


Thank you

You are welcome Tathgtha thank you for saying so My friend Amy told me that its a good thing I don't live in Texas because people would make fun of me being from Dallas but Im notsur what she meant by that. She told me about doing movies where I would have to dance naked and be with other people who were naked and it sounds like alot of fun but I dont do things like that Do you know what she meant because I'm sure she was only kidding but when she talks like that I get real confuzed.

Debbie

 

[Tathagata]

You are welcome Tathgtha thank you for saying so My friend Amy told me that its a good thing I don't live in Texas because people would make fun of me being from Dallas but Im notsur what she meant by that. She told me about doing movies where I would have to dance naked and be with other people who were naked and it sounds like alot of fun but I dont do things like that Do you know what she meant because I'm sure she was only kidding but when she talks like that I get real confuzed.

Debbie

I'm sure it's all quite innocent and I think you should do it especially if it involved a beef product or some kind of viscous liquid

 

[doormouse]

you mean.................you're.............you're..........you're....

BATMAN !!!!??????

PMSL!!!

ya nut lol

 

[Guest]

I'm sure it's all quite innocent and I think you should do it especially if it involved a beef product or some kind of viscous liquid

Well if you are certain it will be good then I;ll talk to my friend /Amy and try to set something up but itll have to be on my nights off and I dont get many of those because I',m still trying real hard to pay for having my boobies operated on. Whats viscous anyway it sounds alot like something bad and I dont know it I want that.

Debbie

 

[Tathagata]

Well if you are certain it will be good then I;ll talk to my friend /Amy and try to set something up but itll have to be on my nights off and I dont get many of those because I',m still trying real hard to pay for having my boobies operated on. Whats viscous anyway it sounds alot like something bad and I dont know it I want that.

Debbie

oh trust me
you'll get used to viscous fluids
just don't swallow and and keep your eyes shut.

what did you have done to your " boobies"?

 

[Guest]

Well if you are certain it will be good then I;ll talk to my friend /Amy and try to set something up but itll have to be on my nights off and I dont get many of those because I',m still trying real hard to pay for having my boobies operated on. Whats viscous anyway it sounds alot like something bad and I dont know it I want that.

Debbie

Hey!!! Whats going on here I didnt write that whos acting like me now you cant do that Darnoel will get mad and hell have yoy rested for stealin his stuffthats not nice but i wanna know what viscous is too sounds like what Amy called the neighbors dog one time

Debbie

I put that one cause Im mad at whoever is being me.

 

[Guest]

Hey!!! Whats going on here I didnt write that whos acting like me now you cant do that Darnoel will get mad and hell have yoy rested for stealin his stuffthats not nice but i wanna know what viscous is too sounds like what Amy called the neighbors dog one time

Debbie

I put that one cause Im mad at whoever is being me.

Ummmm.... Yeah.

What cowgirl said.

Except for the vicous thing.

 

[Guest]

oh trust me
you'll get used to viscous fluids
just don't swallow and and keep your eyes shut.

what did you have done to your " boobies"?

Taghatga if I dont swallow wont I choke because I like to swallow and if I dont then spit gets all in the back of my throat and I can;t berathe but I dont mind keeping my eyes opend that way I can see everything. I don't like surprizes all that much but the fune ones are ok. I had to have my boobies smaller because they hurt my bak they were 36FF and everytime I would dance they would get burned on the pole when I would swing on it but my boss got real mad at me because he said that the customers wouldn't come to see me dance anymore but I; m bout a 34C now and its good because I dont get burns from the pole anymore.

I like you. you are nice but what is that fluid becaus I want to know wht I am getting on me.
Debbie

 

[Tathagata]

Ummmm.... Yeah.

What cowgirl said.

Except for the vicous thing.

errrrrrrrr
viscous = vis·cous (vsks)
adj.

Having relatively high resistance to flow.
Viscid.


Vicious = Marked by an aggressive disposition; savage. Used chiefly of animals.
To be spanked on the ass and called a bad doggy