The AH Uni-boob Challenge for Real Trolls (tm)

Hey Destinie!!!

Dear god, how wonderful to see you...how are you?

I am killing him with kindness. Instead of nursing the asp to my bosom, I am smothering him between them.

Cloudy- I am happy to hear of these literary goings on...I too, have been at work...

mlle
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
Hey Destinie!!!

Dear god, how wonderful to see you...how are you?

I am killing him with kindness. Instead of nursing the asp to my bosom, I am smothering him between them.

Cloudy- I am happy to hear of these literary goings on...I too, have been at work...

mlle

well now that I've been spared the "apocolypse" I'm fine. and glad you're back around I have hardly learned one new word since you've been gone. :D
 
Boxofrocks:

I take it you're referring to people who have undergone cancer-related mastectomies.

I don't think that simply giving someone a physical character trait is, in itself, an affront. If somene chooses to have that as the explanation for the single-boob status in their story, it's merely a circumstance of that character, not an indictment to everyone who has had that procedure. It isn't as if they would be equating breast cancer and insanity.

It gets kind of scary to me when people start asking what's "ok to write." Just write with good judgment and most people will not be offended. Some people are going to be offended no matter what.

And if I tell everyone why she is mammarically challenged, i.e., her breast was pulled off in an industrial accident, or severed by a falling anvil/piano, why- that pretty much cuts the creativity off at the knees, doesn't it? Or the breast...

mlle
 
boxofrocks said:
I started mine in here... Og, mind if I add your addition to my story?

Just to be a stick in the mud here, I think it needs to be clarified why she has one boob. For lurkers, they may get offended, especially if they themselves have had a breast removed for any reason.

Hides in shame... sorry, but it was just a thought

You can use my part posted above and amend or alter as you wish.

However my part shows that she is a freak who at puberty developed just one central breast spread across her torso, not an accident or as a result of surgery. I assume she could have two nipples but no cleavage or separation between what should be two breasts but is only one.

You may find that limiting.

I have written a story about a woman who had a hysterectomy and didn't think of herself as female any more. It is in my 'Red Silk' series titled 'Not a Woman'. I tried to deal with the idea that a woman could feel de-sexed after such an operation. It was inspired by two friends. One had a hysterectomy, the other had both breasts removed in radical mastectomies.

After their operations both felt depressed and had flawed self-images. After a bad time, both recovered to become the normal extrovert women they had been and either of them could have been the inspiration for any number of Lit stories. They were still sexy; they knew it; they showed it and men (including me) still lusted for them after their operations. One is now dead when the cancer returned six years after the mastectomies but she really lived for those six (sorry, nearly wrote 'sex' for 'six') years. The other is still a glamourous grandmother who now has a live-in toy boy twenty years her junior. Sometimes I envy him.

I didn't do anything with either because I am happily married. I (and my wife) were there for them before and after their operations and particularly during their bout of depression. We invited them out, included them in social activities, and wouldn't let them say 'no'. At the time we were 'irritating' - sometimes the language was much stronger - but eventually they recovered their normal selves. It wasn't easy for them.

I think using a mastectomy in this story challenge would be unfortunate. I'm not sure about my contribution above. It seems out of keeping with the light-hearted nature of the challenge.

Og
 
I honestly don't think anyone was planning on it. Since the majority of the people participating in this contest are women, I wasn't particularly worried about it.

mlle
 
Okay then!

With that out of the way, let's get down to the nitty gritty smut! :D

Are we actually submitting these stories? Just a Q
 
When are these stories due again? I'm in a perpetual fog these days,,,or is it cigar smoke?:confused:
 
Actually, wolf's excessive use of the ellipsis is similar to a certain, er, friend of ours.
 
Marsipanne said:
Actually, wolf's excessive use of the ellipsis is similar to a certain, er, friend of ours.

I think the wolf has left the den or perhaps gone postal elsewhere.
 
Does my whatever-it-is story 'Tripletit' count or am I expected to write another steaming pile of buffalo droppings/

Og

PS. Tripletit has a red H. I appreciate the votes and the PCs. Thank you.
 
Hmmmm....let's put it up for a quick vote. I'll set up a poll on another thread. Look for it, kids..

I don't want to be labeled a dictator.

mlle
 
Dictator Bleu,
Begging for an extension, got an idea, but I don't think I'll make it by friday.
 
If Abs gets one, so do I, the bastard squirrels shit on . . . hm, damn computer age isn't good for excuses. :rolleyes:
 
CharleyH said:
If Abs gets one, so do I, the bastard squirrels shit on . . . hm, damn computer age isn't good for excuses. :rolleyes:

It means they love you.:rose:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
How big was that squirrel???:confused:

This is Canada, it's cold, they eat a lot, and their penchant for coffee grinds doesn't help. At least our shoes escaped their wrath :D

Note to self: move O's shoes closer to the door.
 
CharleyH said:
This is Canada, it's cold, they eat a lot, and their penchant for coffee grinds doesn't help. At least our shoes escaped their wrath :D

Note to self: move O's shoes closer to the door.

PMSL!!!!!!!!!

I almost spit out my coffee on that one.

advice? Close the fucking door.:rolleyes:
 
Ogg-

I'm going to leave it up to you. I'll accept "tripletit", or, if you prefer, you can write something new. Or both. Up to two entries will be accepted.

Everyone else- I'm ok with an extension. I could probably use it; I always bite off more than I can chew anyway.

How long d'ya want?

mlle
 
That's ducky. Did everyone hear that? Another week. I agree.

I'm expecting to be amazed, of course....:devil:


mlle
 
Phew!

I was gonna say another week too. :D

If mine isn't accepted in time, I'll post it in here.. or send it MBP
 
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