the "ask crazychemgirl a question" thread

[bcbigbadwolf]

Favorite place to go for a drink with friends?

 

[StrangeLife]

Dear Jaime. Could use your advice again.

I was checking out the latest of Bunny's Obama-rants, when I accidentally clicked on the thread "Erotic Pics Showing A Penis" and saw things that no heterosexual guy should ever see.

It was... oh christ on roller skates! It was horrible! It was like being a redshirt in the episode where The Enterprise visits Planet Of The Mutant Hotdogs. It was like falling out of a plane and hitting a sausage factory. It was like starring in an Oscar Mayer commercial. It was like watching Night Of The Living Dead - Hotdog Edition. It was like the mens room at a catholic convention. It was like a Cirque De Soleil performance with bald dachshunds standing on their rear legs. It was like... well, you get the point.

What can I do to avoid having nightmares filled with mushrooms, anacondas and furry garden hoses? Short of using a cheese-grater on my brain, pouring bleach into my ears or take up glue-sniffing...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Favorite place to go for a drink with friends?

uhm... I'm old now, so we usually drink wine at home.

Dear Jaime. Could use your advice again.

I was checking out the latest of Bunny's Obama-rants, when I accidentally clicked on the thread "Erotic Pics Showing A Penis" and saw things that no heterosexual guy should ever see.

It was... oh christ on roller skates! It was horrible! It was like being a redshirt in the episode where The Enterprise visits Planet Of The Mutant Hotdogs. It was like falling out of a plane and hitting a sausage factory. It was like starring in an Oscar Mayer commercial. It was like watching Night Of The Living Dead - Hotdog Edition. It was like the mens room at a catholic convention. It was like a Cirque De Soleil performance with bald dachshunds standing on their rear legs. It was like... well, you get the point.

What can I do to avoid having nightmares filled with mushrooms, anacondas and furry garden hoses? Short of using a cheese-grater on my brain, pouring bleach into my ears or take up glue-sniffing...

check out some of the pic threads of hot chicks.

 

[zukethecuke]

uhm... I'm old now, so we usually drink wine at home.

So do you sit and drink wine and yell "Hey! You kids get off my lawn!" Or is that not a Canadian old person thing?

 

[massageguy1]

Speaking of chemistry...

want to know the temperature conversion from f to c?

ask crazychemgirl!

want to know the best beer to have with grilled chicken?

ask crazychemgirl!

want to know what sexual position to do tonight?

ask crazychemgirl!



(you get the picture)

Why does copper form +1 and +2; silver always form +1, and gold +1 and +3? What orbital diagram makes sense for Au+3?

And can I see your butt?

Just asking...

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[crazychemgirl]

So do you sit and drink wine and yell "Hey! You kids get off my lawn!" Or is that not a Canadian old person thing?

no, not a Canadian thing.

Why does copper form +1 and +2; silver always form +1, and gold +1 and +3? What orbital diagram makes sense for Au+3?

And can I see your butt?

Just asking...

interesting question... to fully explain, I'd have to go into really great chemical detail.

this is not a question

 

[massageguy1]

no, not a Canadian thing.



interesting question... to fully explain, I'd have to go into really great chemical detail.


I was hoping you would explain in detail. I taught HS chemistry and Freshman chemistry for a long time - never understood that. And about your butt ...

 

[crazychemgirl]

no, not a Canadian thing.



interesting question... to fully explain, I'd have to go into really great chemical detail.


I was hoping you would explain in detail. I taught HS chemistry and Freshman chemistry for a long time - never understood that. And about your butt ...

my butt?

 

[crazychemgirl]

going to spam post my own thread so I can move it to the next page

 

[crazychemgirl]

because I hate when a pic is so big it makes the screen bigger

 

[crazychemgirl]

sorry I haven't been around lately to answer questions... life gets in the way

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm done with classes now but I have finals next week... 2 in the same week

 

[crazychemgirl]

then another on the 29th... so basically I'm not done til May

 

[crazychemgirl]

fuck.. how many posts til the next page?

 

[crazychemgirl]

who else here is a Nirvana fan?

 

[crazychemgirl]

so glad they joined the Rock and Roll hall of fame

 

[crazychemgirl]

Kirk Cobain's daughter is adorable.. who would have thought

 

[crazychemgirl]

keep this in mind, people.. I can't stand when pics are huge on threads.

 

[crazychemgirl]

it's an OCD thing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I also have a thing about odd numbers.. so being page 91 isn't going to make me happy either.

 

[crazychemgirl]

but at this point... I really don't have a choice.

 

[coacheric]

I like spam posts......can I join in the fun??

 

[crazychemgirl]

it's a battle of the OCD

 

[crazychemgirl]

and YAY I did it...


but I lose at the same time... fail