The Austin Bomber

You've just bought yourself several years of busybody yapping after you, accusing you of making up these bombings.
 
What are you saying, we need to outlaw bombs now? What kind of background check gets you a pipe bomb?

You can get an explosives permit in 2-3 months so you can buy the good shit without making black powder pipe bombs.
Of course all the commercial stuff is tagged so they'll pick you up about 10 seconds after you set off a bomb but hey, life has it's challenges.
 
You can get an explosives permit in 2-3 months so you can buy the good shit without making black powder pipe bombs.
Of course all the commercial stuff is tagged so they'll pick you up about 10 seconds after you set off a bomb but hey, life has it's challenges.

But I want it NOW!:mad:
 
It's a good thing he's in Texas where it is so hard to buy a gun for random killings. :rolleyes:

What about people on a schedule?

I have some shooting to do and I need to be back in time to establish an alibi.

Also. There's pancakes w/hot maple syrup and a glass of milk waiting at IHOP.
 
Its not even getting coverage...
What the fuck is America coming to? An unknown mass murderer who hasn't yet been given a catchy nickname by media, cops, pundits, politicos, tweeters, or GBers? A fucking disgrace! I already proposed a few. I like 'Anonybomber'. It's rhythmic. Agree with me, or else.
 
What the fuck is America coming to? An unknown mass murderer who hasn't yet been given a catchy nickname by media, cops, pundits, politicos, tweeters, or GBers? A fucking disgrace! I already proposed a few. I like 'Anonybomber'. It's rhythmic. Agree with me, or else.

I get 1st dibs on the catchy nick name calling! "Austin's Bummer."
 
What the fuck is America coming to? An unknown mass murderer who hasn't yet been given a catchy nickname by media, cops, pundits, politicos, tweeters, or GBers? A fucking disgrace! I already proposed a few. I like 'Anonybomber'. It's rhythmic. Agree with me, or else.

And no " automatic " weapon involved. The horror!
 
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