THe Bada Bing Club aka the Villians Lounge

[Kepic]

No-one could miss which door led to the Joker's room at the Bada Bing Club. It was painted in a garish array of colours, swirling out in a pattern from the central image, a picture of the Joker's calling card. Around the doors frame flashed hundreds of tiny red, green and blue bulbs.

Above the door, a camera set into the mouth of a plastic clowns face kept its neverblinking eye on the hallway outside.

Within, the Joker was examining a scale model of a portion of Gotham, spread out over a large table... centrepiece of which was a model of the Gotham Museum of Art and Antiquities...


"And then, she grabs the jewel, scarpers out through the window... or skylight... or whatever... drops it down the gutter pipe here to where I and Harley will be waiting, ready to collect, while she leads Batfreak and the Boy Blunder on a merry little rooftop catchase..." I explained, to Mo, Lar, and Cur, who were leaning over and doing there best to keep up. I danced the little Catwoman model across the rooftop, followed by models of Batman and Robin in my other hand.

"Kapow!, kersplat!" I hummed out, as I imagined a little brawl between the three models, while I escaped from the scene of the crime.

"Where will ya and Harley be waiting again, boss?" said Lar.

"In the Jokermobile, like I said" I said, nodding down to the small model car at the foot of the building, a minature of my own personnel vehicle - complete with flashing lights and realistic horn - which would be hidden in the shadows, ready for the getaway. I peered down closer, as I realised the models of myself and Harley were missing.

"Harley?" I said aloud, snapping up straight and looking over to where she was sat... playing with the two missing models. My ears caught "MMmm, kiss me snookum's!", "Ooooh, Mister J!", and several giggles.

"HARLEY!" I shouted again, and she quickly hid the models behind her back and looked round at me with feigned innocence.

I held out my hand, glaring at her. "It took me ages to paint those! Have you any idea how long it took me to get the shade of green right for my hair?"

I sighed. "Well, at least tell me you've made those kitten's nice and comfortable for when Catwoman get's here."

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman approached the garishly painted door and looked at in disgust. She was not about to touch the hidious thing and instead called out,"Okay, Jester, I'm here. What do you want?" She knew he knew she was there. He had more camera's and bugs in his own hideouts than the places he knocked over did.

Her body was tense for any kind of trick he might pull. His sense of humor was warped but, nonetheless, dangerous.

 

[RoseThorn]

Jean

I moaned softly, moving against Renegade. The shadows closed around us, removing what was left of our clothing. I leaned forward with a happy sigh to kiss him.

"It's been too long..." I murmured against his lips.

"And I'm not just talking about the sex..."

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

Smiling back at Shadowess, I tell her in a soft voice "Jean, I do know exactly what you are talking about. And believe me, I feel the same was as you do." Feeling a new found sense of happiness in her smile, I kiss her back onto the lips with a passion.

Letting my fingers run through Jeans dark hair as my fully erect cock presses against her inner thigh. Lowering my fingers back down to her sex, I gently insert two of them pass her pussy lips and deep into her body. She lets out a soft sigh as her hips begin to rock against my invading digits.

After letting her insides become moist from being fully aroused, I pull out the now wet fingers from her. Taking a few quick licks from them, I move my hand up to her face to allow her to tast the liquid. Grining at seeing Jean lick up her own juices, I use my other hand to help push my cock into her cunt slowly.

Turning my eyes to look back at her, I smile softly again when our eyes meet. She was truly a beautiful woman. Never again, would I take her for granted. "I love you," I whisper up to Jean as my cock finaly plunges up into her tight walls.

 

[Celestiale]

With a sheepish grin I reluctantly handed over the Joker and Harley figurines.

"Sorry Mistah J..." I said, my playful smile deflated.

Bud and Lou were impatiently pacing back and forth in front of the caged kitties, saliva dripping from their 'grinning' mouths. The kittens in turn, were hissing and mewling. All in all they seemed to have reached just the comfort level the Joker was hoping for.

"Everything here is A-okay Mistah J!" I sang out to the boss man as I rattled the cages one last time.

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

I heard the mewling of the kittens from behind the closed door and it was the last straw. I was going to wipe that smile off of the Joker's face once and for all. And when I was done, I was going to use his little clown girl as a scratching post for all those kittens they had in those cages.

A smile crept over my face as I pictured tying them to a stake in the ground and lacing them with catnip for those precious things to play with.

With a kick of my booted foot, the door crashed open and I could see the startled faces of Joker's stooges and the girl. The Joker looked unruffled as if he had expected that all along.

"Get on with it, Jester," I said as I entered the room. Speak your peace and then I leave-with them." My head nodded in the direction of the cages and the hissing, scratching felines.

 

[Angelus]

Sabretooth heard the door to the Joker's room crash open and looked upwards. Finally, he thought, things are about to get interesting.

He stood up and walked to the steps then thought better of it and walked straight back to my booth, not even looking back as I heard the sounds of a fight coming from the other side of the room.

 

[Kepic]

I grinned at Harley and nodded, barely having time to put the two models back in their proper place before my door was flung open by one my expected guests long legs.

"Now Selina my dear, is that any way to act? After all, I've got something interesting for you..." I said, waving my hand to the table nearby. "It's just come to my attention that a certain jewel is being put on display in Gotham, in two days time... called the Tiger's Eye."

I paused, seeing the smile, albeit fleeting, that crossed her face. Catwoman had a fondness for any little treasure with the slightest connection to felines. And this jewel was no little treasure.

"In return for you getting that jewel for me... assuming you can manage the job... I release those cute liddle kiddens, unharmed, and without turning them into Chesire Cats. I may even cut you in for some of the take... if you ask very nicely. Though, that door would be coming out of your share then. Well, what do you say?"

I stepped forward, thrusting out my right hand. She looked at it suspiciously, like it might come off or something... sighing, I shook my arm, the fake hand dropping to the plush bright yellow carpet, and slipped my real one out of the sleeve.

"Partners?" I grinned at her.

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

I glared at Joker when he insinuated that I might not be able to manage the heist of a simple jewel. They hadnt made the security system that I couldnt break. If only the Bat and Bird would stay out of the picture I wouldnt keep getting caught.

I licked my lips. The caper did seem sweet but I had to remind myself who I was dealing with here. Ignoring his outstreatched hand, I circled around him to look at his model.

"This must have taken you quite a bit of work," I said as my eyes took in the detail. I noticed that he had even made figures of Batman and Robin and I looked at him with narrowed eyes. Picking up the dark figure of my number one nemisis and full time obsession, I let one of my long fingernails travel over it and I smiled.

"Expecting company on this little caper are we," I purred up to the Joker as I set the figure down and crossed my arms. Waving away whatever the Crown Prince of Slime had to say I looked at the kittens again.

"Ok, I might be interested in this but I have to be sure my little feline friends are safe and your assurances arent enough."

"I'll get the gem for you but I hold it until we meet somewhere and exchange them for the jewel. If they are hurt in the least you can kiss the Tiger Eye goodbye as well as your little girlfriend." I glanced over to where Harley sat on a chair.

Smiling coyly at Joker I arched my eyebrow. "So, do we still have a deal?"

OOC: This senerio is turning out great. You two make a wonderful Joker and Harley Quinn. We may have to start our own thread and get us a Bat and Bird and play this out.



[Edited by Isolde on 01-10-2001 at 03:47 PM]

 

[Kepic]

OOC: Actually, I was already considering a Gotham City thread, Isolde and yes, I thought this would make a good first caper for it!


"Come now, a gem called the Tiger's Eye and you don't expect old Battyboy to expect you to steal it?" I said, with a grin, "he'll be there, I'm sure of it. But, pulling it off under his nose surely is an added bonus?"

I'm sure she knew as much too, anyway.

I grinned. "Well, looks like we have a deal."

I walked over to Harley, and laughed. "Well, my pumpkin pie, look after those sweet liddle kiddens for Catwoman, we don't want to go upsetting Miss Pussy, do we now?"

 

[Celestiale]

I instantly glared at the Cat Woman after hearing her last remark...then just as quickly, resumed my 'normal' exuberant grin. Sitting prettily upon one of the cages, I acted as if I had never heard her. I began swinging my legs playfully, banging them against the cage and singing a little too loudly:

"Oh, the cat got dead so we put him in a box;
dug a little hole, covered it with rocks;
picked a couple dandelions, said a little prayer;
then we all went off to bed 'cause we mostly didn't care..."

Bud and Lou decided to join in and we finished off our little tune with a nice, loud, "Aroooooooooooooooo!"

"Sure I'll look aftah them, Mistah J!" I said as I winked and rubbed the boy's scruffy heads.

 

[Isolde]

CatWoman

OOC: I'm in Kepic! Do you know someone who would be good in the hero parts or are you going to keep it up for grabs? Either way you can count me cause it sounds like fun.

IC: I smiled slyly at Joker. This was turning out to be a pretty good evening. Fun, frolick and a possible fortune. Good God-I was beginning to think like the Joker. That was worrisome.

Turning to where Harley and the boys were proving they couldnt carry a tune in a barrel, I snarled.
"Keep at it, Little Girl. My friends could always use new scratching posts. I might even break them in myself."

Back to Joker, I said,"Give me some time to study the blueprints of the security system. They've upgraded it since my last outing there. I'll call and leave a message downstairs when I'm ready. And make sure your incompentent foursome there doesnt get in my way. I can do without tripping over amatuers."

 

[Kepic]

I laughed at Harley's song and antics, and grinned at her widely, before replying to Catwoman.

"There's an old closed-down jokeshop on 22nd, you can deliver the jewel to me there, and collect the kitty's" I grinned, "just make sure Bat's doesn't follow you... I'd just hate to end up giving you four Chesire cats. The GCSPA would throw the book at me." (Gotham City Society for the Protection of Animals)

Laughing, I waved to the door. "If you would excuse us now, I've got more important things to attend to. I've got a stand-up comedy gig downstairs in an hour, and I and Harley have to go over the routine."

As Catwoman started towards the door, I grabbed her tail. "Oh, and I expect you to be in the audience, Puddycat, laughing at all of my jokes. If you know what's good for the youngsters."

[Edited by Kepic on 01-12-2001 at 12:51 PM]

 

[Isolde]

CatWoman

I hissed and swung around when Joker grabbed me. My fingernails flashed but I stopped them just before they came across his face. I had caught sight of the kittens and Harley out of the corner of my eye.

"Fine," I purred to Joker as I pulled my hand back and removed his hand from my suit,"I will be right there but dont count on my laughter being because of your joke. I have a lovely picture of you and your crew being fed to the lions. That will give me the jollies for quite awhile."

With a snarl at Harley who was shaking the kitten's cages again, I walked out of the door and back downstairs.

Walking to the bar, I picked up my stuff from Merv and said,"I need a double."

 

[Kepic]

As the door swung shut behind our guest, I rubbed my hands together, looking at Harley and grinning widely.

"We don't need her, Mister J" Harley said, "we could snatch the Tiger's Eye for ourselves, no prob."

I laughed, "Ah, yes, but this is much more fun... don't worry, pumpkin, the Joker always get's the last laugh..."

"Apart from when Bats gets in-" Mo began, but I shot him a look and Lar and Cur slapped hands over his mouth.

"Are you trying to ruin my mood?" I growled, "don't ever mention that winged rodent when I'm on a roll!"

"Sorry boss" Mo replied, his voice muffled by the other two goons.

"Luckily, I am in a very good mood... you three can go down now... stick around for the show, boys."

"We wouldn't miss it, boss" they chorused, before leaving to go to the Club bar downstairs.

Turning back to Harley, I laughed, picking up the model of catwoman. "Where was I? Ah, yes... with the joke I've got for her, the punchline's going to be an absolute killer. I hope she's not too attached to that freak, batfreak."

"Now, where are my reminder cards, pumpkin?" I said, "I've got to go over tonight's gig..."

I glanced down at the models of myself and Harley in the Jokermobile - making sure they were still there, and looked round at her again.

"And by the way, 'Mmm, kiss me snookums?'" I said, with a querying look.

 

[sex-maniac69]

OOC:

Kepic told me I could come in with this character.Im the Riddler.

IC:I Quietly walk up the the bar."Dark and stormy," i told the bar tender.I mumbled under my breathe, "Riddle me this, Riddle me that," I looked over and saw catwomen not to far from me,talking to joker....

 

[Kepic]

OOC: sm, please take a little time to read past events on the thread, to at least see where other characters are. The Joker isn't in the Bada Bing clubs bar - he's indisposed working on his 'comedy routine' at the moment, for Happy Hour!