Things have really taken a turn for the worse her at the office. Just a few years ago we had to overpay for mediocre help just to keep up with the expansion of our business. We had to also overpay to keep employees from jumping ship. Boy have things changed.
I am a balding 50 year old man. I'm not that smart or hard working but while everyone was jumping jobs I stayed here and now I'm the head of personnel. The first thing I did was fire all the disloyal bastards that kept asking for bonuses to stay with the company, you should have heard them cry about not being able to pay for their $5000 a month mortgages. Fortunately for me we need to cut an additional 25% of the existing staff and I have broad discretion on who gets the axe. People already know that I don't really care about job performance, they know that it's about who I like and whom I don't. People are now falling over each other to kiss my fat ass, people that never invited me to their parties for years.
I've been calling people into the office to talk about their future with the company, I really love this part.
I am a balding 50 year old man. I'm not that smart or hard working but while everyone was jumping jobs I stayed here and now I'm the head of personnel. The first thing I did was fire all the disloyal bastards that kept asking for bonuses to stay with the company, you should have heard them cry about not being able to pay for their $5000 a month mortgages. Fortunately for me we need to cut an additional 25% of the existing staff and I have broad discretion on who gets the axe. People already know that I don't really care about job performance, they know that it's about who I like and whom I don't. People are now falling over each other to kiss my fat ass, people that never invited me to their parties for years.
I've been calling people into the office to talk about their future with the company, I really love this part.