The Best Place to have Sex

Mmmm,
Love to have sex in the shower,,,,,,,lather up,,,,,washing each others bodies........mmmmm bending over as far as possible having him come in from behind and mmmm ride me baby ! LOL
 
Also, love to make love with him SITTING in a chair, But you have to have a chair without arms. easier to straddle him that way, and I can control how deep, how hard, how fast. Mmmm, damn now where is that chair ? whew !!

LOL
 
Bed gets my vote, too. The problem that my husband and I always have in the shower--although we like to start things there--is that we are of dissimilar heights, so standing up never quite works for us.

However, we once lived in a house that had a big garden tub with sort of wings on either side that you could sit on...or stand on. I used to like to stand on these wings, straddling the tub, which made me the exact right height to just slide myself onto his dick and....God, I miss that garden tub! Only time this didn't quite work out was when I reached back to catch hold of the towel rack for balance and yanked it right off the wall.

Every now and then we'll be showering together and I'll consider the possibilities of putting one foot on either edge of the tub and doing that again, but we just have an ordinary tub; it would be just my luck for one of my feet to slip, and I don't even want to think of the injuries...

Other than that, I don't consider a camping trip complete unless we've done it in the tent, but I'm not sure that counts for really interesting.
 
Heh, the one time I tried it in the tent, it wasn't that good. We were super cold (damn Canadian climate, it was July) and we were uncomfortable to boot. We grasped each other for warmth and I don't think we thought too much about sex. Although she woke me up with a lovely suprise.... mmmm

Now, there's also midnight sex on the beach. The sounds of the waves is hypnotic. The sand is cold as hell, but a blanket fixes that.

I, too, have a problem with height differences so standing-up sex is a distant dream. :( 6 foot versus 4'11". I just can't get low enough.
 
The quarter berth in my boat. Boat rocks side to side in the slip, and that quarter berth is about the size of a queen bed. Boat is a cradle for grownups.

But if it's gotta be in the house, the kitchen and dining room tables are always fun. Bend her over the table for rear entry, or sit her on the table top to eat.
 
Though more for tradition than either comfort or sexual appeal, every new vehicle we bought was duely and promptly "christened" with a 'romp'.

Anyone else follow this tradition??

We were certain that it was a requirement listed in the owner's manual under "break-in period". *:) *
 
Heh, the one time I tried it in the tent, it wasn't that good. We were super cold (damn Canadian climate, it was July) and we were uncomfortable to boot. We grasped each other for warmth and I don't think we thought too much about sex.

Ha! That's exactly what happened our first night when we went on our churchwide camping trip last November! We didn't bring enough blankets; we found it to be freezingasscold in the tent, and we clung to each other for warmth; on top of that, my husband had indigestion, and every few minutes, it seemed, he would sit bolt upright like a jack-in-the-box so he could belch, and then he would take the covers with him and my butt would get cold...not that the rest of me wasn't cold as well.

Ironically, the next day turned out to be so warm we were all going about in shorts and tank tops. He had to go into town on Saturday to catch his weekly tennis match, and he stopped by the house on the way back out to the site to bring extra blankets. We spent a comfortable night for once, and the next morning, with people starting to stir and run around the campsite, is when we got in the mood for it. Other than having to be quiet, it's never been bad in a tent.
 
Amfig

Mmmm, now thats an idea ,,,,,mmm for dinner or desert amfig?? LOL

ANd Yes, the car is a very good place. mmmm damn
 
Right here. Right now. Up against the wall... slamming... pounding... squeezing... thrusting... clutching... swelling... gushing...
 
Golden Eyes said:
Amfig

Mmmm, now thats an idea ,,,,,mmm for dinner or desert amfig?? LOL

ANd Yes, the car is a very good place. mmmm damn

Dining tables are for appetizer, main course, salad & dessert.

Kitchen tables are for breakfast or dinner. My desk in my office is the place for lunch.
 
Tried it outside on a picnic blanket a couple of times...there was some thrill, but the locations were not really secluded enough and the ambient temperature also wasn't ideal...I think outdoor sex would probably be better if it were spontaneous rather than planning, 'Let's go have sex outside today.'

Also, how about getting more creative on the bed--like the man standing while the woman is lying down with her legs over the edge of the mattress--again, the relative heights of the bed and the man are critical to the mechanics of the set-up...

Roman
 
RomanHans said:
Tried it outside on a picnic blanket a couple of times...there was some thrill, but the locations were not really secluded enough and the ambient temperature also wasn't ideal...I think outdoor sex would probably be better if it were spontaneous rather than planning, 'Let's go have sex outside today.'

Also, how about getting more creative on the bed--like the man standing while the woman is lying down with her legs over the edge of the mattress--again, the relative heights of the bed and the man are critical to the mechanics of the set-up...

Roman



Rather than get overly-creative maybe we should just admit that the best place to have sex is inside the body of a woman, huh Roman? *wink*..........but if you gotta....invest in a good quality double sleeping bag first.
 
No Lube

I've always had a problem doing in water or in the shower. The H2O doesn't mix will with any of the human or synthetic lubes I've found, and some of us need lots of lube! ;)
 
anywhere where the parents are in next room a good feelin of about be caught is great rush, also if u lucky enough have one a swimming pool in the water i love
 
The first time my g/f and I did it on the couch is pretty memorable. She got on top, also for the first time, we both had really great orgasms. Most of the time we stick to the bed. She has cats and sometimes they can be really inconsiderate. Yes, I know, we sometimes have to close the door.
 
She has cats and sometimes they can be really inconsiderate. Yes, I know, we sometimes have to close the door.

Ah, yes, cats! I always knew when my parents were going to do it because my dad threw the cat out of the bedroom and closed the door.

Otherwise, they can get in the way. Especially when they're not fixed. We had a solid black cat, Zappa, for almost 19 years. When he was an adolescent kitten, and not fixed yet, he found the odors engendered by impending sex to be very intriguiging, and he would crowd up next to us, sniffing and generally being a nuisance. After we had him neutered, he still liked to stay in the room, where he would lie curled up on the bed or next to it, gazing into middle distance, as if there could be nothing more irrelevant and pointless than what we were up to.

Zandra, whom we've had for around 11 years, can be almost as pestiferous, and she's fixed too; she's just selfish. What it boils down to is that she can't stand the thought that someone is being petted and it's not her. She'll come around and expect her head to be scratched and her ears fondled, no matter what you're trying to get accomplished, and if you don't comply, she starts licking bare shoulders, noses, eyelids, etc. And she has the roughest tongue of any cat I've ever known.
 
One place to try, other than those mentioned is the saucer chair...

Another place the wife and I are waiting to do is the bar (as in pub type bar) we have just finished building at home. THe role play action from that ought to be most exciting
 
Sitting on one of my dinning room chairs, with sitting on my snake facing me. As long as her feet can touch the floor, she can make things feel awsome.
 
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