The Bitch's Special Diet

[tortured_soul]

Delete.

 

[LOAnnie2]

At least she'll also have an exercise regimine going on too

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... To her horror she learns that each 150 calorie meal consists of ten 15 calorie loads of fresh semen, which she must extract from the source.

Unfortunately an average ejaculation is only about 5 calories, so she would need 30 men per meal, or 120 per day. Assuming each young man can provide 3 doses per day, that is 40 men per female in the clinic, which is a bit of technical difficulty.

Yes a huge ejaculation would contain more, but it takes more out of the provider (pun intended) and either it has been "saved up" or later ejaculations the same day are much smaller.

Of course, her effort in extracting it would normally use up many more calories than it would provide.

 

[tortured_soul]

Delete.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Tell me we aren't debating the logistics of how many calories are in cum.

 

[tortured_soul]

Delete.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Lie to me.