The Blame Game

I blame Series 6 for there not being a Fraggle Rock / The Smurfs epic crossover movie yet.

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I blame Taegul for pineapple price inflation.
 
I blame _valkyrie_ for the YouTube ads you can't skip. Thanks a ton, val!
 
I blame Taegul for the rise in spice prices.
 
I blame valkyrie for every jar lid I was unable to twist off and had to send to my mom to do it. Some of those are tough!

All those years of her beating me at arm wrestling really paid off for her.
 
I blame Taegul for the spooky, scary skeletons that keep popping about.
 
I blame Mattentive for the unexpected nationwide shortage of biscuit mix.
 
I blame Mattentive for the sun monocle trend that is about to erupt.
 
I blame Mattentive for the overall increase in methane emissions related to bean consumption.
 
I blame Mattentive's failed synapses in regards to the previous post.
 
I blame Mattentive for every driver who fails to use a turn signal. I've no idea how he did it, but I just know it was him.
 
I blame Series 6 for the disappearance of toolkits and WD-40 from all the neighbouring garages.
 
I blame valkyrie for Wendy's putting a square hamburger patty on round buns. Just....why?
 
I blame Taegul for the burning of the library of Alexandria.
 
I blame Cwtchseeker for the existence of pink feathered boas.
 
I blame valkyrie for Burger King still being a Monarchy instead of adopting a Democratic form of fast food governance.
 
I blame Taegul for the rise of questionable Hello Kitty merchandise in the black market.
 
I blame valkyrie for stop lights being called "stop lights" and not "go lights". Such a glass-half-empty outlook!
 
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