The boss' wife (closed for Becaa57)

[Becaa57]

"Now that brings a whole new level of kinky to the table, I've thought about making sex toys out of lego, but it presents numerous challenges!"

"Not really, people have been making them since the stone age, that's how long men have been sometimes a little short in satisfying a woman, or a sailor who doesn't want his wife straying, or a husband who just likes to make his happy, the best ones are the hand made ones."

"I don't use them all and frankly some are scary, some are too valuable or too hard to clean"

"Like you I sell some online, but honestly buy more then I sell. Just sometimes you end up with duplicates"

"First of all, it was only one Barbie, I was experimenting with my body and looking for fun things to do!!" Oh my god did I just send that to her? I shake my head, she is never going to see me again. But I am what I am, and I'm putting it all out there for her to see. Let the chips lay where they may!

I laugh at that
"So you choose a symbol of the prefect woman, big tits, although obviously fake and pretty eyes, to explore your body. Hmmmm"
"Exactly how did you experiment with your body with her????"

"If I haven't lost you yet, I'm not big on storage units, so we should probably plan a play date, maybe as soon as tomorrow for you to come over and see if you are on board this crazy train!"

"Ok, for me there is no way in hell I'd let him have access to my collection. A play date would be more sweaty but a lot more fun, tomorrow, what time?"

 

[zach55]

"Not really, people have been making them since the stone age, that's how long men have been sometimes a little short in satisfying a woman, or a sailor who doesn't want his wife straying, or a husband who just likes to make his happy, the best ones are the hand made ones."
"Oh I understand the history of dildo's, I wrote an extensive paper on that very subject back in 5th grade, I was referring to possibly using one that your granfather made for your grandmother!"
"Like you I sell some online, but honestly buy more then I sell. Just sometimes you end up with duplicates"
"Yes I do the same with Lego and bikes to be honest"
"So you choose a symbol of the prefect woman, big tits, although obviously fake and pretty eyes, to explore your body. Hmmmm"
"Exactly how did you experiment with your body with her????"

"Only because you asked, it was just the leg and it was soft and smooth, and I may, or may not have put it in my butt!"

"Ok, for me there is no way in hell I'd let him have access to my collection. A play date would be more sweaty but a lot more fun, tomorrow, what time?"

"Ummm, I'm not sure if you meant for me to read that, but you can't tell a pervert like me about your collection and not let me have access to it!"

"I am going to go into the office early, and be back home by noon! My address is 2583 180th ave. GPS will take you right to my door!"

"And just to be clear I didn't write a paper on dildo's, it was vibrators!"

 

[Becaa57]

"Only because you asked, it was just the leg and it was soft and smooth, and I may, or may not have put it in my butt!"

"Oh my, you are one sick puppy!!! And I fell in love with you?? May need a shrink after a few years living with you"
"Or just some lube HaHaHa"

"Ummm, I'm not sure if you meant for me to read that, but you can't tell a pervert like me about your collection and not let me have access to it!"

"To be clear, I didn't know you were a pervert when I told you, I was expecting you to be shocked."

"You will have access to it, once we are settled. I only keep one of two of the good ones hidden at home. We can play with that, see how you really handle it. I will say that my dad was not privy to the collection when it was my moms"

"So you're telling me back in 5th grade you wrote a school paper on vibrators? and lived to tell about it? How and where did you do research?"

"The more we talk the more I learn about you"

 

[zach55]

"Or just some lube HaHaHa"

"Can you have have too much lube? Well excluding Diddy! LOL"

"You will have access to it, once we are settled. I only keep one of two of the good ones hidden at home. We can play with that, see how you really handle it. I will say that my dad was not privy to the collection when it was my moms"

"Here's my take on toys, if a woman knows how to please herself, and desires sex enough to buy things to help make herself cum, then it makes my life easier!"

"As long as we get in the car together, I don't care where we go or how we get there! Some nights if you aren't in the mood and I am, I hope you're okay with me taking care of things one hand at a time! If I'm too tired, there's a good chance I won't be tired once I hear your breathing speed up!"

"So you're telling me back in 5th grade you wrote a school paper on vibrators? and lived to tell about it? How and where did you do research?"


"My dad was in construction, and they had a machine that vibrated the concrete to get the air bubbles out, he helped me with the paper. I'm pretty sure he would have loved to see the look on my teachers face when I read the title in front of the class! "How To Use a Vibrator" I didn't get to read it out loud, but after a visit to the principle's office by my dad I got a B+!"

"I will be glad when we can tell these stories face to face" At the same time I'm having a blast going back and forth with you!

 

[Becaa57]

"Can you have have too much lube? Well excluding Diddy! LOL"

"Well actually I think you can, need just enough"

"Here's my take on toys, if a woman knows how to please herself, and desires sex enough to buy things to help make herself cum, then it makes my life easier!"

"I like how think. You need to tell me or show me your toys too, I didn't think guys had those!"

"As long as we get in the car together, I don't care where we go or how we get there! Some nights if you aren't in the mood and I am, I hope you're okay with me taking care of things one hand at a time! If I'm too tired, there's a good chance I won't be tired once I hear your breathing speed up!"

"Car or bikes, when we get to where we are going, playing by ourselves I think can add to the moment"

"My dad was in construction, and they had a machine that vibrated the concrete to get the air bubbles out, he helped me with the paper. I'm pretty sure he would have loved to see the look on my teachers face when I read the title in front of the class! "How To Use a Vibrator" I didn't get to read it out loud, but after a visit to the principle's office by my dad I got a B+!"

"LOL Oh my god, you had me going there!!!! I bet your teacher almost had a heart attack when you started reading it"

"I will be glad when we can tell these stories face to face"

"So will I, by the way in case you forgotten. I love you very much!!!"

 

[zach55]

"Well actually I think you can, need just enough"

"True, friction can be our friend, it's a fine line but fun to play none the less!"

"I like how think. You need to tell me or show me your toys too, I didn't think guys had those!"

"I'm not sure how you are, but I like but play! More so then anal sex, but (literally) play!" I'm hesitant to say I like licking as some don't care for that, like my wife, and I've respected that. I've found it ironic that when I would go down on her that she liked her ass licked, but would not return the favor!

"I have a few butt plugs and kind of prostrate vibrator things" I still can't believe I'm opening up to you the way I am!

"LOL Oh my god, you had me going there!!!! I bet your teacher almost had a heart attack when you started reading it"

"She wouldn't even read it, and the principle was ready to expel me before dad got there! lol"

"So will I, by the way in case you forgotten. I love you very much!!!"

"I love you so much it hurts, and the fact you've heard my baggage and still love me means even more!"

 

[Becaa57]

"True, friction can be our friend, it's a fine line but fun to play none the less!"

"Yes, and considering how long it's been since I've had that, for anything but a toy. maybe more is better?"

"I'm not sure how you are, but I like but play! More so then anal sex, but (literally) play!"

"I'm open to it, but to be honest have never done much of that. Wrong men in my life I guess"

"I have a few butt plugs and kind of prostrate vibrator things"

"A few??? I've heard of the prostrate vibrator, does it do what's it supposed to?"
"You really are into anal play!!! We have to try some!!"

"I love you so much it hurts, and the fact you've heard my baggage and still love me means even more!"

"So far you have a carryon baggage wise, and some of it is basically same as mine"
"I think honestly although I'd love one. We're lucky no children are involved."
"Hopefully will make this easier for all involved"

 

[zach55]

"Yes, and considering how long it's been since I've had that, for anything but a toy. maybe more is better?"

"I will work on that!"

"A few??? I've heard of the prostrate vibrator, does it do what's it supposed to?"

"If you're asking if I have made myself cum with only prostate massage, the answer is no, but it does have positive effects"

"You really are into anal play!!! We have to try some!!"

"I think it's partly wanting what you can't have, I know it's fun for me, and I know she liked it, so to not experience makes it kind of taboo!!"

"We can try if you are comfortable with it, I could never enjoy myself if I thought you didn't want to do it"

"I think honestly although I'd love one. We're lucky no children are involved."

"I'm not sure how I feel about kids, I've had it in my mind so long that it wasn't going to happen that it's made me a little numb!"

 

[Becaa57]

"I will work on that!"

"I may just let you "

"If you're asking if I have made myself cum with only prostate massage, the answer is no, but it does have positive effects"

"Ok, I'd heard that they make you cum without an orgasm? Or something like that"

"I think it's partly wanting what you can't have, I know it's fun for me, and I know she liked it, so to not experience makes it kind of taboo!!"
"We can try if you are comfortable with it, I could never enjoy myself if I thought you didn't want to do it"

"I think I am comfortable with anything as long as you're involved!!"
Thinking really anything including maybe swinging

"I'm not sure how I feel about kids, I've had it in my mind so long that it wasn't going to happen that it's made me a little numb!"

"Well I've never stopped wanting one, it was never (the right time) And obviously not something I think we should try right away without a lot of soul searching and thought involved. I think you would make a great dad, and we have a girl, I can share the collection with her"
"I guess I just want you to know how I feel about them"

 

[zach55]

"Well I've never stopped wanting one, it was never (the right time) And obviously not something I think we should try right away without a lot of soul searching and thought involved. I think you would make a great dad, and we have a girl, I can share the collection with her"

"I think we would be great parents, just because we are great! LOL!"

"I'm not sure I needed to hear you are going to pass on your collection just yet! LOL"

"I guess I just want you to know how I feel about them"

"I feel the same way, I want us to talk about anything and everything!"

 

[Becaa57]

"I think we would be great parents, just because we are great! LOL!"
"I'm not sure I needed to hear you are going to pass on your collection just yet! LOL"
"I feel the same way, I want us to talk about anything and everything!"

"Anyways, that's down the road a ways, we have to concentrate on starting the road"

"I do want us to continue to be open and honest with each other"

 

[zach55]

"I do want us to continue to be open and honest with each other"

"Always and Forever!"

"So did you google my address to see how long it will take you tomorrow?"

 

[Becaa57]

"So did you google my address to see how long it will take you tomorrow?"

"Not yet, but I'm pretty sure your under 1/2 hour away"

 

[zach55]

"I was thinking of getting a pizza on my way home from work, how does that sound and if yes, what do you like on it?"

I'm starting to get amped up at the thought of you coming to my house, showing you stuff, just hanging out talking.

"I can hardly wait"

 

[Becaa57]

"I was thinking of getting a pizza on my way home from work, how does that sound and if yes, what do you like on it?"

"I'm a meat lover!! So one of those, I also and I know its controversial like anchovies on mine"

"What time do you want me there??"
"Will I get to play with your Legos?

 

[zach55]

"I'm a meat lover!! So one of those, I also and I know its controversial like anchovies on mine"

"I noticed that about you!"

"Not a deal breaker, but I'll just get them on your side!"

"What time do you want me there??"
"Will I get to play with your Legos?

"1:00 should work perfect! And if you want to play with legos, you will play with legos"

I resist the urge to tell you that it's not proper Lego etiquette to put an s on the end of Lego.

"Oh my god, do you know it's almost midnight?"

"Where has the evening gone, we've been texting for hours!"

 

[Becaa57]

"1:00 should work perfect! And if you want to play with legos, you will play with legos"

"Sounds good!!! Tomorrow is an easy day for me anyways"
"Pizza and legos, a very very different afternoon in store"

"Oh my god, do you know it's almost midnight?"

"Where has the evening gone, we've been texting for hours!"

"Midnight??? OMG!!"
"You are too much fun and too easy to talk too."

"Goodnight honey, see you tomorrow"

I realize that I hadn't heard Steve come in, I go down to his room and discover it's empty.
going downstairs, his car isn't here.
Strange but ok maybe got a room, or got lucky

I go back to bed, making sure all the doors are locked, including my bedroom one

 

[zach55]

"Goodnight honey, see you tomorrow"

"Sweet dreams princess "

I get my cot ready in the shop and lay down and look at the ceiling, thinking about all we talked about and fall asleep looking at the only picture I have of you. The one you sent me of you in the bathroom.

Morning comes quickly as I head into the house and get ready for work, Irene is getting ready to leave for the airport and is obviously irritated that I slept in the shop. She does manage to say goodbye and I tell her to send pics.

I get to work and the morning drags by, but noon finally hits and I get ready to head home. I call the pizza in at Benny's before I leave and pick it up on my way home.

I pull into the driveway at 12:45 with just enough time to straighten take a very fast second shower and wait for you to arrive.

"Any issues with GPS? If so call me and I'll guide you in." I live in the country a bit, with a long lane up to my house and not a neighbor in sight.

 

[Becaa57]

I'm driving out to your place, it's a bit further out then I expected it to be. Out in the country with beautiful scenery. My text goes off
In my car I can have it read the text.

"Any issues with GPS? If so call me and I'll guide you in."

I reply with one of the canned responses.

"On my way, be there shortly"

10 minutes later I'm pulling up to your house.

"Helloooooo the farm!!!"

 

[zach55]

"On my way, be there shortly"

"Seeing your text eases my mind as I've been afraid that something might come up and you wouldn't be able to come out."

"Helloooooo the farm!!!"

I hear you call it a farm when you get out of your car and I smile.

"Actually I call it Duck Hill Manor!" I rush over and take you in my arms and twirl you around off your feet.

"It's kind of rustic, but I like it" I put you down and kiss you like it's been ages since I've seen you.

 

[Becaa57]

He comes out, grabbing me up an a bear hug twirling around.
I laugh at that

Kissing him holding tight for just a minute,

"God I've missed you!"

"Actually I call it Duck Hill Manor!" .
"It's kind of rustic, but I like it"

"Is this area called Duck Hill?"
"Will I get a full tour? or???"

 

[zach55]

"God I've missed you!"

"Ditto"

"Is this area called Duck Hill?"

"No, when I moved here the people that had the place before me had Ducks, so I inherited them, we are obviously up on a Hill with no other houses in sight, and Bruce Wayne has a Manor. So I figured I would call it Duck Hill Manor!"

"Will I get a full tour? or???"

"Todays tour started a few minutes ago, but if we hurry I think we can get it all in" I say thinking i made a little double entendre, which I like to do whenever I can.

I wave my hands around,

"I have 18 acres, it goes down in the woods on both sides and to the south all the way to that corn field!"

 

[Becaa57]

"No, when I moved here the people that had the place before me had Ducks, so I inherited them, we are obviously up on a Hill with no other houses in sight, and Bruce Wayne has a Manor. So I figured I would call it Duck Hill Manor!"

"I love it, and is so you to name it Duck Hill Manor!!!!"

"I do want to get it all in"
Looking at you to be sure you get the full meaning

As you tell me about the property a worry starts in my mind

"Honey, this is a lot more then I expected, are you sure you want to leave it?

 

[zach55]

"Honey, this is a lot more then I expected, are you sure you want to leave it?

"I probably don't have any choice, I don't have enough money to buy Irene out of it. We got a really good deal on it because of the condition it was in then. I have a lot of equity, I could probably borrow enough to do it, but would take all my equity to do it!"

This has been the other thing weighing on my mind, more then leaving Irene, she didn't even want to move here the house was in such bad shape.

"I've spent almost ten years getting it just the way I like it. I love this place, it's got almost everything a man could want" I trail off and take you in my arms again.

"But it doesn't have you!"

 

[Becaa57]

"I've spent almost ten years getting it just the way I like it. I love this place, it's got almost everything a man could want" I trail off and take you in my arms again.
But it doesn't have you!"

You telling me this makes me rethink the future. What I had kind of planned for us, but then plans are subject to change.
"What about your motorcycle shop? Could you open one here?"