The Cactus meets its Gorean Gardener

[Keroin]

You are plant. You will be watered. You will accept your state as plant and you will accept your gardener for he is your gardener.

And I will join you in that drink.

I, who am not drunk (yet), will join you as well.

 

[midwestyankee]

Would it be out of line to ask for some vodka-tonic instead?

I, who am not plant.

You are plant. You will be watered. You will accept your state as plant and you will accept your gardener for he is your gardener.

And I will join you in that drink.

I, who am not drunk (yet), will join you as well.

You will all be watered in your own time. As Master and Lord, I will choose the drink with which to water you. I shall choose scotch if it pleaseth me. And it doeseth.

 

[Keroin]

You will all be watered in your own time. As Master and Lord, I will choose the drink with which to water you. I shall choose scotch if it pleaseth me. And it doeseth.

No! I shall barfeth.

 

[YourCaptor]

Nice

I actually once ran into some gor folk in a chatrooom.

I was nice about it, they said they show me some, and the goron master orders the sub thing to strip. I though it was gonna get a strip show, but no, went something like this.

sub thing: *bows down*
sub thing: *strips*
sub thing: *bows down*
goron maste: that was beautiful

15 minutes later

YC: so when she gonna strip?

They hated me after that

 

[rida]

You are plant. You will be watered. You will accept your state as plant and you will accept your gardener for he is your gardener.

And I will join you in that drink.

I, who am not drunk (yet), will join you as well.

You will all be watered in your own time. As Master and Lord, I will choose the drink with which to water you. I shall choose scotch if it pleaseth me. And it doeseth.

I, who am not plant will happily be plant for the drink carrying gardeners.

And I, who am no plant, will protect our Keroin, who is not drunk (yet), by taking the scotch (straight, hand carved ice please).

 

[rida]

Nice

I actually once ran into some gor folk in a chatrooom.

I was nice about it, they said they show me some, and the goron master orders the sub thing to strip. I though it was gonna get a strip show, but no, went something like this.

sub thing: *bows down*
sub thing: *strips*
sub thing: *bows down*
goron maste: that was beautiful

15 minutes later

YC: so when she gonna strip?

They hated me after that

Freudian slip?

LOL

 

[Keroin]

Did I ever share my spider plant song here? No? What's that? You're all dying to hear it?? Well, if I must...

It's sung to the old "Spider Man" theme song, from the cartoon. *Ahem*

Spider plant, spider plant,
does whatever a spider can't.
Sits in a pot, grows a lot,
collects dust, as it must.
Look out, there grows the spider plant!

In the heat of the night,
at the scene of the crime,
like a bullet of light...

*pause*

...he doesn't arrive.
Never mind.

Spider plant, spider plant...etc.

 

[YourCaptor]

Ks profile pic

I love that episode of whale wars when they get their ship destroyed. Stupid whale hugging hippies. Great show though, I love how they wear black and talk smack and when it comes to action they use a spud gun to shoot paint. They are so incompetent they actually set their own boat on fire, in the arctic ocean, your own boat, on fire, does it get worse? It's like wtf, if I volunteered to go whale saving, I'd fuck that fleet up. Seriously, hippies just cant cut it when it comes to ass kicking.

Side note, my favorite south park episode is also about whaling.

 

[graceanne]

No Gorean cookies?

Nope. Not ever. *sigh*

No! I shall barfeth.

I don't know why, but I laughed loud enough at this to make one of the kids yell 'MOM! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!'. ROFL

 

[YourCaptor]

Freudian slip?

LOL

Actually this is a Goron

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081107202407/zelda/images/7/79/Goron_%28Twilight_Princess%29.png

 

[Keroin]

I love that episode of whale wars when they get their ship destroyed. Stupid whale hugging hippies. Great show though, I love how they wear black and talk smack and when it comes to action they use a spud gun to shoot paint. They are so incompetent they actually set their own boat on fire, in the arctic ocean, your own boat, on fire, does it get worse? It's like wtf, if I volunteered to go whale saving, I'd fuck that fleet up. Seriously, hippies just cant cut it when it comes to ass kicking.

Side note, my favorite south park episode is also about whaling.

You crack me up.

Hippies just aren't violent, dude, it's not their way. I've met Paul Watson, he's good people. And, yeah, maybe they aren't doing it the way other people would like but...they're doing it. They're giving up their lives to protect whales and they've been doing it for a long time. I wish I had that dedication and selflessness.

I don't know why, but I laughed loud enough at this to make one of the kids yell 'MOM! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!'. ROFL

Well, I'm sure they've woken you up a few times over the years...consider it payback.

 

[rida]

Actually this is a Goron

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081107202407/zelda/images/7/79/Goron_%28Twilight_Princess%29.png

Oh! I see.

Any relationship between a Goron Master and a Gorean Master?
(But it still rhymes with moron ... LOL)

 

[YourCaptor]

You crack me up.

Hippies just aren't violent, dude, it's not their way. I've met Paul Watson, he's good people. And, yeah, maybe they aren't doing it the way other people would like but...they're doing it. They're giving up their lives to protect whales and they've been doing it for a long time. I wish I had that dedication and selflessness.

Not to be rude, but from the show, I thing the captain sabotages 90% of their chances.

Obviously these guys are dedicated, which is why I don't understand why they don't hire a merc and be rid of those whalers within the week. You probably even wouldn't need a pro in this case, just get a boat full of Somali pirates, let them deal with that.

 

[Keroin]

Not to be rude, but from the show, I thing the captain sabotages 90% of their chances.

Obviously these guys are dedicated, which is why I don't understand why they don't hire a merc and be rid of those whalers within the week. You probably even wouldn't need a pro in this case, just get a boat full of Somali pirates, let them deal with that.

You don't believe reality TV is "real" do you? I've never seen the show but I would take Vegas odds that 90% of the drama is manufactured.

I'm sure some of them engage in some shadier business but that's not likely to make it on prime time, now is it?

 

[intothewoods]

You don't believe reality TV is "real" do you? I've never seen the show but I would take Vegas odds that 90% of the drama is manufactured.

I'm sure some of them engage in some shadier business but that's not likely to make it on prime time, now is it?

I haven't watched it in a while but we're not talking Jersey Shore-type drama, although I think there was a wedding last year! I think it's pretty real, although obviously it's just from the whale watchers' perspective.

 

[Etoile]

The level of reality depends entirely on the show, I'd say. Parental Control is obviously scripted - not just manufactured, but scripted. Bridezillas has some level of reality, but I've also read online where business owners (who got attacked by the bride on the show) say oh no, she was actually very sweety, we just played along with the concept. It's Me or the Dog...well, the did really are destroying the furniture, and the owners really are upset about it...sometimes they seem to ham it up, but sometimes not. I'd say every show has its own level of reality.

 

[where]

damn link don't work no more!

 

[Keroin]

The level of reality depends entirely on the show, I'd say. Parental Control is obviously scripted - not just manufactured, but scripted. Bridezillas has some level of reality, but I've also read online where business owners (who got attacked by the bride on the show) say oh no, she was actually very sweety, we just played along with the concept. It's Me or the Dog...well, the did really are destroying the furniture, and the owners really are upset about it...sometimes they seem to ham it up, but sometimes not. I'd say every show has its own level of reality.

"Concept" that's the key word here. Any reality TV I watch, (and I watch virtually none), I watch knowing that what I'm seeing is a highly edited and tightly controlled version of reality, designed to elicit a certain response from the viewer. Some shows are less scripted than others, none of them are "real".

 

[midwestyankee]

"Concept" that's the key word here. Any reality TV I watch, (and I watch virtually none), I watch knowing that what I'm seeing is a highly edited and tightly controlled version of reality, designed to elicit a certain response from the viewer. Some shows are less scripted than others, none of them are "real".

The Master approached his new slave, the former actress/stunt double.

"You will be scripted, my slave."

"Yes, master. I will be scripted. And I will then be real."

"Yes, my slave, you will be scripted and you will be real."

 

[Primalex]

I just do not get the whole Gor thing, and I have read some of the books as well

Would you get the "catholic priest punishes sinner" kink by reading the bible?

 

[graceanne]

The Master approached his new slave, the former actress/stunt double.

"You will be scripted, my slave."

"Yes, master. I will be scripted. And I will then be real."

"Yes, my slave, you will be scripted and you will be real."

*spew*

*glares*

 

[Keroin]

The Master approached his new slave, the former actress/stunt double.

"You will be scripted, my slave."

"Yes, master. I will be scripted. And I will then be real."

"Yes, my slave, you will be scripted and you will be real."

HAR!

 

[DVS]

Did I ever share my spider plant song here? No? What's that? You're all dying to hear it?? Well, if I must...

It's sung to the old "Spider Man" theme song, from the cartoon. *Ahem*

Spider plant, spider plant,
does whatever a spider can't.
Sits in a pot, grows a lot,
collects dust, as it must.
Look out, there grows the spider plant!

In the heat of the night,
at the scene of the crime,
like a bullet of light...

*pause*

...he doesn't arrive.
Never mind.

Spider plant, spider plant...etc.

Gets pretty boring up there in the snow, huh?

 

[DVS]

I haven't watched it in a while but we're not talking Jersey Shore-type drama, although I think there was a wedding last year! I think it's pretty real, although obviously it's just from the whale watchers' perspective.

I guess it takes a lot of taffeta to make that wedding dress?

 

[DVS]

Oh! I see.

Any relationship between a Goron Master and a Gorean Master?
(But it still rhymes with moron ... LOL)

Look closely. I think that Goron is female. I think I'll join you in that drink.