The Cafe Fire Pit and Hot Tub🍁🌻🔥

[midwestyankee]

*pounce*

Ooooooof.

Also, do watch the vid that I linked in the what did you watch thread. It’s killer good on women and body image.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Ooooooof.

Also, do watch the vid that I linked in the what did you watch thread. It’s killer good on women and body image.

I will. The one about the squirting?
I’m in the middle of cooking, no squirting!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Brrr.. it is chilly.
we Noreasters need some heat!
Here, let me just get some wood...a lighter...a little of this, and that....
https://media.giphy.com/media/Ex4j9dM5tGeL6/giphy.gif

Oh, and after the hospital trip, some yummy coffee.
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZISc7UxEfraHm/giphy.gif

That coffee is not low carb. Is it, Amy??!

 

[Smal3hard5cfnm]

A good fire is a way to extend the session.
PS the bubbles always make me happy and hard, I hope this is not a problem?

 

[gracie920101]

It’s Sunday. Nice and lazy. Watching a fire always hypnotizes me. I’m have a fireplace inside my house as well. I still have to get my winter wood.

You only get wood in the winter?

I like it year round.

 

[AlwaysFara]

A good fire is a way to extend the session.
PS the bubbles always make me happy and hard, I hope this is not a problem?

We have bubbles?
*looks at Amy*


Did you fart in the hot tub again?

 

[AlwaysFara]

You only get wood in the winter?

I like it year round.

I get wood all the time.
*purr*

Nah. We don’t do fire pits in the summer here. Too hot!

Yes. I know where you live.
And hi. I’ve missed you.

 

[Smal3hard5cfnm]

We have bubbles?
*looks at Amy*


Did you fart in the hot tub again?

Depends if it's just hot water or a Jacuzzi.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Depends if it's just hot water or a Jacuzzi.

Let’s make it have jets!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I’ve come to the conclusion that David Bowie is the answer to everything. I’m in the worst mood, and Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.

https://youtu.be/AZKcl4-tcuo

I was at an event this summer, and I think the great uniting artist may be Stevie Wonder! Who doesn’t love Stevie Wonder? He may also be the answer to everything.

 

[JJonah]

I was at an event this summer, and I think the great uniting artist may be Stevie Wonder! Who doesn’t love Stevie Wonder? He may also be the answer to everything.

Stevie's excellent, but Bowie... well, he was just special.

These days, Queen is also a Great Uniter.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I was at an event this summer, and I think the great uniting artist may be Stevie Wonder! Who doesn’t love Stevie Wonder? He may also be the answer to everything.

https://youtu.be/qqrvm2XDvpQ

I dig him.
I prefer Stevie Nicks.

https://youtu.be/dKqxzx6tKio

 

[AlwaysFara]

Stevie's excellent, but Bowie... well, he was just special.

These days, Queen is also a Great Uniter.

Always.
https://youtu.be/0omja1ivpx0


I mean. Come ON.

 

[Smal3hard5cfnm]

Let’s make it have jets!

Ok if you don't mind where it squirt's lol.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Ok if you don't mind where it squirt's lol.

Outside the tub. No body fluids in the tub, or I spray you down with bleach.

 

[JJonah]

Outside the tub. No body fluids in the tub, or I spray you down with bleach.

Wait.

The heat doesn't kill the bacteria? Or am I misunderstanding how all this health shit works? I've been known to do that...

 

[BadAmy]

We have bubbles?
*looks at Amy*


Did you fart in the hot tub again?

https://media.giphy.com/media/tzKiAnf0jzUUU/giphy.gif

 

[Smal3hard5cfnm]

Outside the tub. No body fluids in the tub, or I spray you down with bleach.

Ok LOL. What if some one else causes the squirting for from me? Hay I was just relaxing.

 

[BadAmy]

https://youtu.be/xeSwrFKFNFw

I think we need to Celeb this place up!

 

[midwestyankee]

I will. The one about the squirting?
I’m in the middle of cooking, no squirting!

Yes, but the squirting is more of a through-line than the main plot.

Fix your priorities, young lady!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Yes, but the squirting is more of a through-line than the main plot.

Fix your priorities, young lady!

*stands up straighter*

I shall.


You can squirt at yank, new guy.

 

[AlwaysFara]

https://youtu.be/xeSwrFKFNFw

I think we need to Celeb this place up!

Who is your celebrity crush?

I have tons in the moment, but I can’t really name any “go to” outside of Bowie.

 

[BadAmy]

Who is your celebrity crush?

I have tons in the moment, but I can’t really name any “go to” outside of Bowie.

my crush? oh well... there is
John Tuturro.
https://media.giphy.com/media/hCmh4gtCZ6HxS/giphy.gif
He was screaming hot in one particular movie.

Then there is Jeff Goldblum.
omg.
https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcm5tPWJ0qtevAI/giphy.gif

 

[AlwaysFara]

my crush? oh well... there is
John Tuturro.
https://media.giphy.com/media/hCmh4gtCZ6HxS/giphy.gif
He was screaming hot in one particular movie.

Then there is Jeff Goldblum.
omg.
https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcm5tPWJ0qtevAI/giphy.gif

Imma send you a FB link.
You’ll dig it.


Good morning, all!
*turns on the tub, refills the bleach, adds chlorine, lots of it!*

 

[AlwaysFara]

Nice knowin’ ya.

https://youtu.be/_RrA-R5VHQs