The China Pearl Inn part 7

Many things you are mr. Uggg, but innocent is not one of them...

Ohh yea! call me 'Mr' ...:devil: I like it!;)... ahem... Umm .. I mean: WHAT?!? Me not innocent ?!? I'm sure I don't know what your talking about.

Just look at this face-->:D

:devil::rose:
 

Ohh yea! call me 'Mr' ...:devil: I like it!;)... ahem... Umm .. I mean: WHAT?!? Me not innocent ?!? I'm sure I don't know what your talking about.

Just look at this face-->:D

:devil::rose:
"Oh yes sir... wait, what?"

Lol yes I'll get right on that looking business. What am I looking for again? Oh right innocence.... *studies him* nope not seeing it. *takes his gin bottle...* there, that helps a little.
 
I am getting a little worried. Since Glad took his bottle, there has been no word from either of them. This might not have a good ending....
 
SOMEONE TOOK MY BOTTLE!!!!

*trys to hulk out*

*Manages this* ---->:p
 
Lol, pulls anew bottle out of pocket. ;)

...and just for the record I had absolutely nothing at all to do with the 'alleged' murder of Glad(The notorious bottle thief). I'm innocent! See---->:D
 
Erm, Uggg, seen Glad around recently? I see your shirt is looking a bit speckled. Tomato ketchup?
 
Erm, Uggg, seen Glad around recently? I see your shirt is looking a bit speckled. Tomato ketchup?

Never mind all that Chris Pffft- silly business.... you never told me you were into haiku! I love haiku:D.

Do one for me please
Something about nice gin drinks
That would be lovely:D

Uggg:rose:
 
Good to see you are all right, Uggg. But I will feel better when I actually see Glad. If you hulked up, you might have licked him to death and not realized your strength.

Retreating to Haiku? You must have done something....
 
Such a sweet retreat
When words flow innocently
Innocent like me;)
 
Put something on the haiku thread, glad you like them :)

Nah I used to contribute to a few haiku threads but now I just post in my own poetry thread and in the BDSM haiku thread. (God I love the fact that lit has a bdsm Haiku thread- where else could you find a combination like that? :))
 
I am hungry. ::Heading for the bar to see what sandwiches Phoo has prepared for the day:: See you guys later. Keep looking for Glad. His body has to be around here somewhere.
 
I am hungry. ::Heading for the bar to see what sandwiches Phoo has prepared for the day:: See you guys later. Keep looking for Glad. His body has to be around here somewhere.

What ever happened to :Dinnocent:D till proven :devil:guilty:devil:.

Why am I always having to explain to you all how :Dinnocent:D I am?

I wish :heart:LS:rose: was here! She'd either tell you all I'm a good boy... or possibly just confess to the alleged murder herself then run away laughing.
 
Looks at Ugg's manic grin faces.

I don't want any erm...unpleasantness... while I'm looking after the bar. So, you know what they say Uggg...confession is good for the soul. We'll all visit you. Promise.
 
BTW I saw we had a new visitor last night. Rubenesque was it? Hopefully she'll be back.
 
If she sees Uggg's manic grins, she might not come back. Since you are looking after the bar, Chris, maybe you should look for Glad UNDER the bar? :eek:
 
Once more unto the breach! Back for the end of Passover, at least touchy feely pervy Uncle won’t be there. Visited my Mum’s grave yesterday, at last the company responsible for maintenance have done a good job. I got together with some of the other families and between us we will be watching to ensure standards don’t fall back down again.

Anyone seen Shiva? Miss her! Shall I mount a search party?
 
Once more unto the breach! Back for the end of Passover, at least touchy feely pervy Uncle won’t be there. Visited my Mum’s grave yesterday, at last the company responsible for maintenance have done a good job. I got together with some of the other families and between us we will be watching to ensure standards don’t fall back down again.

Anyone seen Shiva? Miss her! Shall I mount a search party?

I spoke with her this morning. She's okay. She doesn't feel like lit at the moment but she'll be back when shes ready. I will tell her you were asking:)
 
Thanks Uggg. Tell her we love her, miss her and whatever she does she will always have a very special place in our hearts. She’s one of the few people I have truly confided in, she supported me and I will never forget her.
 
Thanks Uggg. Tell her we love her, miss her and whatever she does she will always have a very special place in our hearts. She’s one of the few people I have truly confided in, she supported me and I will never forget her.

Yea she's special like that. I'm off to bed but I'll pass on your love when I message her in the morning.

night night:rose:.
 
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