The church is open, the priest is in, lemme hear your silliest confession

[Bassytian]

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I pissed in the shower this morning… I’m so ashamed!

 

[Starscream_UK]

I see no need to seek forgiveness if the switch of coffee was in an effort to better the health of your co workers ….. but if you have a notebook and are recording their every move and interaction in said book like some sort of social manipulation experiment …. I have i no idea what our illustrious moral leader @lily_wall_ has in store for you

No, I did this for a giggle - by the end of the week people were up for fighting when they found out.

The best part is that no one suspects it was me - they all trust me far too much (they should, I'm a trustworthy sort of a guy!). One of them actually said it couldn't be me that switched it out because "he's not that sort of person"...brouhahahahahahahaha! I guess this is what 31 years of service and a senior management position gets you...

 

[lily_wall_]

 

[Thebrowneye]

I would but I shrimped yesterday

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Is there really a priest here? I like boozin with them and calling them Padre. Is that a confession?

 

[Bisexguy70]

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I confess I enjoy sharing my deepest darkest fantasies. When I do confess I get even more aroused. So maybe I shouldnt confess at all. Ok I confess I wish there was a hole inside this confessional where you could stick your dick through so I could possibly pay for my sins on my knees. Oh my! I suppose wanting that is a sin. Oh this is not good. Wait….Im not catholic!! I dont have to even be in here!!