The Confessional

[Jokas_Wild]

ICT to that I want in on a Lit debate team especially if it deals in snark & sarcasim. Some people call sarcasim the wit of the uneducated, I tell those people to fuck off. So yeah, where's that damn sign up sheet?

 

[Miss Sixxy]

I confess that I'm not much for wine, but I could go for a very strong drink in a very tall glass.

I love your sig.....

and wine.

ICT to that I want in on a Lit debate team especially if it deals in snark & sarcasim. Some people call sarcasim the wit of the uneducated, I tell those people to fuck off. So yeah, where's that damn sign up sheet?

I have a huge appreciation for sarcasm.

 

[FuckFantasy]

What team? What are we talking about? Badminton?

No. I'm collecting a team of people who are, essentially, non-pussies. People who can handle the little things life throws at them with ease and a thoroughly snarky, sarcastic attitude.

I'm not sure what our group activities will be, yet, but I know there'll be a lot of drinking involved.

 

[FuckFantasy]

I'm pretty sure she's putting together something similar to a debate team.
Only its for snark.
*Points at Ahren*
I vote team captain over here...

Consider yourself recruited, Lily love.

Except, UH-UH, NO, I'm Team Captain. Diamond tiara, tight blazer, mini skirt, and stacked heels, I am the Head Bitch In Charge.

And anyone who laughs at my crown gets a stiletto crammed and twisted up their pansy, puckered ass.

 

[FuckFantasy]

ICT to that I want in on a Lit debate team especially if it deals in snark & sarcasim. Some people call sarcasim the wit of the uneducated, I tell those people to fuck off. So yeah, where's that damn sign up sheet?

There's no sign-up sheet. There's try-outs. Auditions. And I'll need you to strip for me so I can... take your measurements for the team uniform.

 

[Dr_James]

No. I'm collecting a team of people who are, essentially, non-pussies. People who can handle the little things life throws at them with ease and a thoroughly snarky, sarcastic attitude.

I'm not sure what our group activities will be, yet, but I know there'll be a lot of drinking involved.

So you are looking for people that know how to get out of the way when the shit hits the fan?

 

[FuckFantasy]

So you are looking for people that know how to get out of the way when the shit hits the fan?

That, and people who are willing to laugh at those too slow to move in time.

 

[yeishia]

That, and people who are willing to laugh at those too slow to move in time.

I confess that I would never qualify for the team but now that my health is improved I could get out of the line of fire faster than I used to, and probably laugh more than I used to at whatever flew my way or at least ignore it.

I am sure you will find many competent members

quietly leaves the room.......

 

[FuckFantasy]

I confess that I would never qualify for the team but now that my health is improved I could get out of the line of fire faster than I used to, and probably laugh more than I used to at whatever flew my way or at least ignore it.

I am sure you will find many competent members

quietly leaves the room.......

You could be an honorary member, Yeishia love! Every group needs a gentle, loving soul to remind the rest of us how to behave.

Check your PMs!

 

[yeishia]

You could be an honorary member, Yeishia love! Every group needs a gentle, loving soul to remind the rest of us how to behave.

Check your PMs!

*giggles*

I did thank you

 

[fr33ks33k]

I love your sig.....

and wine.

Well thank you. The beginnings of it got stuck in my head at work and I had to write it down and finish it.

 

[Miss Sixxy]

Well thank you. The beginnings of it got stuck in my head at work and I had to write it down and finish it.

you're very welcome.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Consider yourself recruited, Lily love.

Except, UH-UH, NO, I'm Team Captain. Diamond tiara, tight blazer, mini skirt, and stacked heels, I am the Head Bitch In Charge.

And anyone who laughs at my crown gets a stiletto crammed and twisted up their pansy, puckered ass.

Right right, yup. My bad.
I was looking for a scepter for you, too. But nothing looked to have a thick enough crown to crack against the heads of those who don't know when to STFU.

 

[fr33ks33k]

Right right, yup. My bad.
I was looking for a scepter for you, too. But nothing looked to have a thick enough crown to crack against the heads of those who don't know when to STFU.

Thankfully I have an extra-hard head.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Thankfully I have an extra-hard head.

...
I-
...
Oh, come onnn, I really wanna-
*Growls and heads for shower instead*

 

[fr33ks33k]

*waves to Lily* Enjoy your shower!!!

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

I confess I am frustrated by not having my yahoo working so now feel idle and in need of something to do....maybe something creative that isn't writing.....I confess I sadly feel lost without my yahoo and this is disturbing ......LOL

 

[Jokas_Wild]

*Scofs at the suggestion of measurements* Ha! Try built like a brick house lady, oh yeah! Look down, now look up, you've now just looked at my cock and the face of god! That's muh application, suck it if you don't like it Miss HBIC. Though that uniform is pretty nice on ya...for the leader of the stripper debate team. Up high!

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

takes a step away from JW not quite sure what he is on about.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

What, no love for my joke about the debate team? For shame!

ICT Letting down Rayne with a subpar joke. Shame. She's cute too!

 

[Jokas_Wild]

ICT That first joke seemed way funnier in my head. I was trying to channel the Old Spice Guy commercials and that was an EPIC FAIL. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

 

[fr33ks33k]

I confess I am frustrated by not having my yahoo working so now feel idle and in need of something to do....maybe something creative that isn't writing.....I confess I sadly feel lost without my yahoo and this is disturbing ......LOL

You could draw a picture? paint a picture? crochet a hat? *chuckle*

 

[fr33ks33k]

ICT That first joke seemed way funnier in my head. I was trying to channel the Old Spice Guy commercials and that was an EPIC FAIL. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Not fail at all sir, for the Old Spice guy was what I heard in my head when I read it.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

ICT That first joke seemed way funnier in my head. I was trying to channel the Old Spice Guy commercials and that was an EPIC FAIL. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

I got it. Had to run up through the page to figure it out though. Psst Jokas... next time use the Quote button.

I confess I am frustrated by not having my yahoo working so now feel idle and in need of something to do....maybe something creative that isn't writing.....I confess I sadly feel lost without my yahoo and this is disturbing ......LOL

Aww.. switch to Msn?

You could draw a picture? paint a picture? crochet a hat? *chuckle*

That's not what she wants to do. She wants someone to throw her up against a wall and take her.... wait. She can tell you. Rayne?

 

[Jokas_Wild]

ICT being grateful that Freek got the joke. If just one person laughs, that's a victory in my book.