The Cozy Corner

[jason28053]

I would say it sarcastically and the boss, desperate for validation, wouldn't pick up on my tone

I just can’t imagine you being sarcastic, especially at work.

 

[Taegul]

I doubt you experienced the “full monty”
Another great UK saying from @LatinaCarmen1980 because you’re still with us

You mean "mucho montyarita"?

That's a full monty margarita in Spanish IIRC.

I better stop now. Lol.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Again HOLD on a minute!

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You see, some people have to deal with HR at the office instead of at home. Its a common mistake

@Shymidwestgirl should get an award for all her efforts trying to clean me up and make me more "people friendly"

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I just can’t imagine you being sarcastic, especially at work.

Uh, hello! Have you met her?!

 

[Jaws82]

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

....I love you

 

[F3x0r]

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

I should memorize that phrase shouldn't I,,, just in case I hear it at work

 

[KatieKulka32]

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

Swoons

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Need to be more subtle.

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

 

[jason28053]

Uh, hello! Have you met her?!

No!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Pretty sure it's El Wankero.

https://voca.ro/12PAduonUZ95

 

[jason28053]

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

Ok dumbass! I got it!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

My name is Carmen and I approve of this message.

This message brought to you by someone that will tell you you're being a pendejo and if you don't stop, will shank you with a rusty piece of rebar.

 

[jason28053]

https://voca.ro/12PAduonUZ95

Love you

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ok dumbass! I got it!

Took you long enough

 

[Taegul]

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

If telling people they are a dumbass actually stopped them from being a dumbass, I would have logged off Lit for the last time years ago.

My dumbassery can not be defeated so easily!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If telling people they are a dumbass actually stopped them from being a dumbass, I would have logged off Lit for the last time years ago.

My dumbassery can not be defeated so easily!

Willful dumbassery is quite a skill you have. It's always nice to see the short bus rider find his true self.

 

[KatieKulka32]

In his/her defense, I do picture a full sarcastic tone utilized for about 90% of your conversational usage.

So you're saying it's my fault?

 

[jason28053]

If telling people they are a dumbass actually stopped them from being a dumbass, I would have logged off Lit for the last time years ago.

My dumbassery can not be defeated so easily!

Well alright then you Dumbass

 

[Taegul]

https://voca.ro/12PAduonUZ95

I might have to change my title again.

 

[Taegul]

Willful dumbassery is quite a skill you have. It's always nice to see the short bus rider find his true self.

Rider?!?! I drive the damn bus.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Rider?!?! I drive the damn bus.

Off a cliff

 

[jason28053]

I might have to change my title again.

You lucky Daft Wanker

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

@Shymidwestgirl should get an award for all her efforts trying to clean me up and make me more "people friendly"

He talks a big talk of a growly beast of a man…. secrets out - he’s got a big heart and is a fierce warrior for his friends. I will admit sometimes his delivery leaves a little to be desired, but he’s a good guy… and he’s mine .

 

[deft]

https://voca.ro/12PAduonUZ95

I just ca... never mind