The Cozy Corner

[Stephie02]

Are they doing random drug tests in class?
Or are they just singling you out because you brought an excessive amount of snacks to combat the munchies? AFAF...
(not really.. I actually ate an edible and hoping you brought enough to share)

You just leave my irrational fears alone, mister!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Yeah. Just wierd for me. I can't remember the last time it happened.

Good thing is, as President, you will have top notch healthcare the next time that issue should arise.

 

[discjockey74]

Been lazy all morning. I suppose I should get up!!!!!!!

 

[Stephie02]

Just so everyone knows I'm not high in class I'll definitely wait until I'm done today

 

[CarlyAnn]

So my Dad calls and says he has a Dad joke for me but doesn’t want to say it.

I tell him he has to now.

Dad: What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Me: No idea

Dad: A quarter pounder with cheese.

 

[Orwellian69]

So my Dad calls and says he has a Dad joke for me but doesn’t want to say it.

I tell him he has to now.

Dad: What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Me: No idea

Dad: A quarter pounder with cheese.

That's naughty

 

[Stephie02]

So my Dad calls and says he has a Dad joke for me but doesn’t want to say it.

I tell him he has to now.

Dad: What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Me: No idea

Dad: A quarter pounder with cheese.

That's sooo bad, but kinda funny?

 

[CarlyAnn]

That's sooo bad, but kinda funny?

It takes a certain kind of humor, which he knows I have.

 

[metrifonate]

The mailman just walked by in 38 degree weather wearing a hoodie and shorts.

That's tropical in Europe!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I made it through my inbox!

 

[Stephie02]

I made it through my inbox!

That's what she said

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Just so everyone knows I'm not high in class I'll definitely wait until I'm done today

Really?
Paranoia is one of the side effects isn't it?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Whew- good morning Cozy Crew I’m feeling this Monday crunch as I’m off work next week and preparing for time off is a hassle. One of the joys of having a job.

 

[Stephie02]

Really?
Paranoia is one of the side effects isn't it?

Yes

But I'm allowed to be paranoid anyway

I'm so close to my degree everything is freaking me out! I need it to calm my paranoia

 

[Dayhoosier]

That's what she said

*High five*

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Whew- good morning Cozy Crew I’m feeling this Monday crunch as I’m off work next week and preparing for time off is a hassle. One of the joys of having a job.

Wanna play hookie this afternoon and cuddle instead?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Really?
Paranoia is one of the side effects isn't it?

I’ve heard more 420 jokes today… or references… or whatever… …

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

That's tropical in Europe!

Well played!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Wanna play hookie this afternoon and cuddle instead?

I will certainly not turn that down .

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My first 4/20 as a celebrant and today I have to stay sober. Boo hiss.
That will change tonight.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

My first 4/20 as a celebrant and today I have to stay sober. Boo hiss.
That will change tonight.

That's the beauty of today -- always 420.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I will certainly not turn that down .

If you keep making me smile at my phone my coworkers are going to think I started celebrating 420 a little early

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I will certainly not turn that down .

If you keep making me smile at my phone my coworkers are going to think I started celebrating 420 a little early

Oh you two!!!!
Y'all have a girl smiling over here and I'm just a spectator

 

[ScarletDaisy]

If you keep making me smile at my phone my coworkers are going to think I started celebrating 420 a little early

Smiling at your phone on a Monday is a giveaway you're not working. Just saying. But keep smiling. Y'all are adorable and good for my grumpers heart today.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Oh Monday Monday… our work comp claim from last week has generated a visit from the insurance company. I may need to start looking for 420 later or wine. Probably just French fries instead of either but both may be welcome later.